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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 15, 2019 11:12:50 GMT -5
Milkmire: Wanna sign some documents?
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Post by xx - The King's Poison on Jan 15, 2019 11:17:07 GMT -5
*Tim approaches Milkmire and Oliver. He attempts to roundhouse kick Milkmire. If this succeeds, he collects the bullets. Tim assumes Oliver says something stupid and or laughs, he then attempts to flip kick Oliver. If this succeeds, he collects the pistol.*
Tim: Not sure I trust either of you fools with these items.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 15, 2019 11:20:07 GMT -5
Milkmire (whether kick lands or not): Tim, I respect your kicking skills. Wanna sign some documents?
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Post by The Mighty Ducks on Jan 15, 2019 11:23:52 GMT -5
*Tim approaches Milkmire and Oliver. He attempts to roundhouse kick Milkmire. If this succeeds, he collects the bullets. Tim assumes Oliver says something stupid and or laughs, he then attempts to flip kick Oliver. If this succeeds, he collects the pistol.* Tim: Not sure I trust either of you fools with these items. JIF
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Post by The Rocketmen on Jan 15, 2019 15:31:04 GMT -5
*Tim approaches Milkmire and Oliver. Milkmire: Tim, I respect your kicking skills. Wanna sign some documents? Tim attempts to roundhouse kick Milkmire. DM: Milkmire leans forward and extends his arm with some documents. Tim kicks the shit out of the documents. Just launching them into the air. If the documents were a person, they would have had the shit kicked right out of them. Milkmire: "You just kicked the shit out of my documents." Tim, expecting Oliver to say something stupid, sees Oliver say something stupid. Oliver (this was legitimately said to me by Oliver): "Ah fer the love of fook!" Tim attempts to flip kick Oliver. Oliver (again, this was legitimately said to me): "Right, I'll do that fer ya!" Oliver, as promised, steps into the flip kick, getting his face the shit kicked out of it. Tim: Not sure I trust either of you fools with these items. DM: Tim collects Oliver's pistol.
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Jan 15, 2019 15:41:16 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to choke slam Tim and if succeeds he takes the gun and bullets.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Jan 15, 2019 15:45:13 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to choke slam Tim and if succeeds he takes the gun and bullets. OOC: Milkmire still has the bullets.
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Jan 15, 2019 15:47:53 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to choke slam Tim and if succeeds he takes the gun and bullets. OOC: Milkmire still has the bullets. ooc: well then he takes them from mm because he had signed the documents soooo
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Post by The Rocketmen on Jan 15, 2019 15:58:24 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to choke slam Tim and if succeeds he takes the gun and bullets. DM: Fail. It's the 1830s. Choke slams have not been discovered yet. The chokeslam is typically used as a finisher by large competitors, further enhancing its perception as a powerful maneuver. This maneuver can be more damaging if the victim is slammed into an object, such as a table, steel chair, or garbage can. It is a common move performed by taller and bigger competitors. But don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Jan 15, 2019 16:08:59 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to choke slam Tim and if succeeds he takes the gun and bullets. DM: Fail. It's the 1830s. Choke slams have not been discovered yet. The chokeslam is typically used as a finisher by large competitors, further enhancing its perception as a powerful maneuver. This maneuver can be more damaging if the victim is slammed into an object, such as a table, steel chair, or garbage can. It is a common move performed by taller and bigger competitors. But don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. OOC: well fuck
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Jan 15, 2019 16:10:42 GMT -5
*Albert instead attempts to tackle Tim for the gun
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Post by xx - The King's Poison on Jan 15, 2019 17:01:12 GMT -5
Everything Tim does right here is an attempt. *Tim steps to the side as the overgrown child lunges through the air tackling only his own ego. In that same motion Tim leaps through the air, clutches Milkmire's documents, and punts Oliver in the head. Just in case he thinks Tim was sorry.* If that goes through like that, then this:
Tim, to Milkmire: I have no interest in your documents. *He cuts his finger with one of his blades and marks the documents.* Tim, to Milkmire: I'll give you these documents in exchange for the bullets.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Jan 16, 2019 7:50:59 GMT -5
bixby: so what do we do now? where are we going..
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 16, 2019 8:01:21 GMT -5
bixby: so what do we do now? where are we going.. Milkmire: We work on getting more people to sign these documents. Then we do the thing!
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Post by The Rocketmen on Jan 16, 2019 10:49:46 GMT -5
*Albert instead attempts to tackle Tim for the gun DM: Albert lunges forward attempting to take down Tim. Tim steps to the side as the overgrown child lunges through the air tackling only his own ego. DM: Tim steps to the side as the overgrown child, Albert, lunges through the air, tackling nothing but his own ego. Oliver: "Oh hey, wasn't that crazy how that overgrown child, Albert, lunged through the air, tackling nothing but his own ego?" Tim: "Yes. Yes it was crazy how that overgrown child, Albert, lunged through the air, tackling nothing but his own ego." And they all understood what happened. DM:Tim has a day dream of leaping through the air, snatching Milkmire's documents, and before he lands, punting Oliver in the head. Except he doesn't do any of this. Tim wakes up from his daydream. Tim (to Milkmire): "I have no interest in your documents!" Milkmire extends his documents to Tim, hoping he will reconsider. Tim waves off Milkmire, but accidentally hits the documents with his finger and gets a paper cut. Tim is bleeding. Tim: "What the hell?" In frustration of being wounded, Tim swipes the documents from Milkmire's extended hand. Bixby: "So what do we do now? where are we going?" Milkmire: "We work on getting more people to sign these documents. Then we do the thing!" DM: Milkmire sees Tim is bleeding. Tim: "I'll give you these documents in exchange for the bullets." Milkmire stares at Tim. Tim stares at Milkmire. The documents stare at Tim's finger.
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