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Post by The Rocketmen on Mar 15, 2013 22:48:01 GMT -5
There were never pajama parties. You would know that if you were ever invited. But we only allow one Jesus-looking mother fucker per party and Justin fills up that quota. It's like a no girls allowed club for six year olds, except our sign says "no two jesuses". There can be only 1 plural jesus.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Mar 16, 2013 12:27:20 GMT -5
There were never pajama parties. You would know that if you were ever invited. But we only allow one Jesus-looking mother fucker per party and Justin fills up that quota. It's like a no girls allowed club for six year olds, except our sign says "no two jesuses". There can be only 1 plural jesus. lol Kinda like in the Simpsons episode "Only 1 Homer Allowed" X-D Hilarious.
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Post by The Sandmen on Mar 17, 2013 16:28:00 GMT -5
Exactly. Except Mike fills our "Homer-looking" quota too. So no one who looks like that is allowed either.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Mar 18, 2013 21:44:16 GMT -5
Exactly. Except Mike fills our "Homer-looking" quota too. So no one who looks like that is allowed either. I was thinking he looked more like Peter Griffin than Homer, but whatever works.
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Post by The Sandmen on Mar 18, 2013 22:31:47 GMT -5
Nope, Homer.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Mar 19, 2013 11:01:33 GMT -5
Nope, Peter... Mike's not balding with a bad comb over
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Post by The Sandmen on Mar 19, 2013 13:45:38 GMT -5
Yes he is. He wears 2 toupees. YOu would know this if you knew Mike. You donno Mike.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Mar 20, 2013 1:22:54 GMT -5
Yes he is. He wears 2 toupees. YOu would know this if you knew Mike. You donno Mike. Well if he is more like Homer, he might wanna have the jaundice looked at then too... lol That ain't healthy.
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Post by The Sandmen on Mar 20, 2013 15:44:13 GMT -5
JAUNDICE! We looked into salmonella poisoning, gonorrhea, Gerber's disease, nymphoma, and ovarian cancer, but we never thought to ask about jaundice. Good call. Mike, call the doc.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Mar 21, 2013 15:32:38 GMT -5
JAUNDICE! We looked into salmonella poisoning, gonorrhea, Gerber's disease, nymphoma, and ovarian cancer, but we never thought to ask about jaundice. Good call. Mike, call the doc. lol Nice... ??? Glad I could... err, uh... help?!
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Post by The Sandmen on Mar 21, 2013 16:50:53 GMT -5
Mike is beyond help. Maybe "provide guidance" is a better choice of words?
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