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Post by Lord Byron's Conquistadors on May 8, 2014 2:00:46 GMT -5
ya know i aint never seen an episode of full house. truth. i saw dr house but it was weird so i bailed.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on May 8, 2014 3:08:51 GMT -5
5lb Gummy bear Ability: Can take a decent amount of punishment since he is a gelationous bear. drawback: Can't move his arms or legs or neck.
The foot of the stay puft marshmellow man Ability: can softly squish people to death drawback: It's just the foot so it can't move
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Post by The Sandmen on May 8, 2014 3:10:35 GMT -5
Stalemate. They would sit there doing nothing until they both became stale.
NOW, that being said, I would think gummy bears would last longer than marshmallows, so over time the gummy would win, as the marshmallow would presumably degrade entirely first.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on May 8, 2014 3:19:52 GMT -5
mental note i want to buy a 5lbs gummy bear.... yes they exist.
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Post by xx - The Broad Street Bullies on May 8, 2014 5:33:54 GMT -5
Well, neither could move so nothing would happen.
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Post by Ferocity on May 8, 2014 8:28:26 GMT -5
the bear can move. it would belly flop or roll it's way to crushing the foot. 5LB gummy bear wins!
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Post by The Sandmen on May 11, 2014 3:44:06 GMT -5
A Crooked Politician - Has money - has no face
vs.
An honest Politician - is poor - is attractive
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Post by xx - The Broad Street Bullies on May 11, 2014 6:30:35 GMT -5
A crooked politician, as he could use his money to bribe people to kill the honest politician, while the honest politician would be by himself. In this case, money is power.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 11, 2014 22:18:27 GMT -5
But he's attractive, so he could lure people to help him just by being attractive and honest, no?
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Post by xx - The Broad Street Bullies on May 12, 2014 5:31:16 GMT -5
If two people came up to you, and asked you to do something for them, and one offered money, who would you listen to? Probably the one who offers money.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 12, 2014 15:46:49 GMT -5
Ask Bulldozers if I came up to him and offered him $1000 to do something and Jennifer Lawrence offered him nothing but asked him to do something else, what do you think he would do?
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2014 16:33:50 GMT -5
Ask Bulldozers if I came up to him and offered him $1000 to do something and Jennifer Lawrence offered him nothing but asked him to do something else, what do you think he would do? Funny thing is that I was going to post something like that. Obviously I would do what Jennifer Lawrence asked of me to do. So if the Honest Politician is Jennifer Lawrence then I say that she would win.
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Post by xx - The Broad Street Bullies on May 12, 2014 16:56:20 GMT -5
What if they were two people you have never met before?
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2014 17:00:26 GMT -5
I never met Jennifer Lawrence before
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Post by The Sandmen on May 12, 2014 17:00:42 GMT -5
Depends how much hotter the hot one was compared to how much money was being offered. Because it's also natural to assume if a hot chick asks you to do something, she wants you to sleep with her afterwards too. #ManLogic101.
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