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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on May 30, 2017 8:40:45 GMT -5
I think I treat my dog better, he gets treated like royalty.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on May 30, 2017 9:00:10 GMT -5
I think I treat my dog better, he gets treated like royalty. You don't know how I treat my dog, so your opinion means nothing to me. |
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Post by xx - Camp Cannon on May 30, 2017 9:41:42 GMT -5
throw in a third option cannons dog, it's cute.. but i cant post it or it be my third strike and against proboard rules and by the way sandmen i see the way your undressing this post with your eyes.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2017 9:43:17 GMT -5
and by the way sandmen i see the way your undressing this post with your eyes. Fucker is on to me... |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on May 30, 2017 9:44:18 GMT -5
I hope he doesn't mean what I think he does.
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on May 30, 2017 9:54:22 GMT -5
I think I treat my dog better, he gets treated like royalty. You don't know how I treat my dog, so your opinion means nothing to me. My opinion is correct. Have you gotten your dog a 4 foot stuffed animal? I don't think so. Do you take him for long car rides and long walks? Do you let him sleep on your bed because the floor isn't good enough? I can promise you, I treat my dog better but there are reasons for it as well. |
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Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2017 10:02:40 GMT -5
This thread turned stupid. When dog owners argue over who loves their dog most, 1) everyone loses, 2) everyone looks like an idiot, and 3) feelings will inevitably get hurt.
Hot tip - staying on topic will make everyone bicker less (all the while, making brief side-tangents to trash Austin for not letting his dog pee - which, really, only myself and like, 3 other people have the right to do).
Fair?
Reply prediction:
No, fuck you, my dog is cooler than yours, I love my dog, I non-sexually sleep with my dog, I don't leave my dog in hot cars, I named my kid after my dog, I wrote a show about my dog, I have tattoos of mine, I have a custom licence plate with mine's name/face on it, I bought mine a solid gold dog house, I name video game characters after mine, blah blah blah BLAH - it's a dog, people. If given the choice between starving to death or eating you, it would fucking eat you. Alive if necessary. Get a real human child, then talk to me.
Actually, don't do that either. That will also bore me.
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on May 30, 2017 10:07:39 GMT -5
Nah children are too much work and dogs are easier to please.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2017 10:10:12 GMT -5
Nah children are too much work and dogs are easier to please. Exactly. In other words, any braying jackass can have or maintain a dog. I think this thread proves that. Takes real nuts to have and raise a kid. (Also, I don't have to let my kid outside to pee.) |
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on May 30, 2017 10:26:59 GMT -5
True but you also had to through a couple of months of potty training.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on May 30, 2017 10:44:31 GMT -5
You don't know how I treat my dog, so your opinion means nothing to me. My opinion is correct. Have you gotten your dog a 4 foot stuffed animal? I don't think so. Do you take him for long car rides and long walks? Do you let him sleep on your bed because the floor isn't good enough? I can promise you, I treat my dog better but there are reasons for it as well. No, my dog will shred stuffed animals, we get him bones that he loves. When the family eats breakfast he gets a bowl of some eggs and maybe even a pancake. Yes Thor is allowed on furniture. When we walk to the ice cream shop, we take Thor with and he gets a small cone of sugar free frozen yogurt because we love our dog. One fucking time I told Thor to wait literally 5 minutes to go out because I was finishing a round of fucking Star Wars. He holds his bladder for eight hours over night, five minutes won't hurt him |
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Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2017 10:48:52 GMT -5
True but you also had to through a couple of months of potty training. You should probably just stop. Your total lack of understanding of anything children is embarrassing us both. (Moral: If it takes "a couple of months" to potty train your child, you are inept and/or doing it wrong). But...let's pretend it did take a couple of months. It's better than following them around their whole lives picking up their shit like some sort of poop-slave, is it not? Anyways, I don't really need to carry on this...whatever you are trying to accomplish here. As the only one in this convo who has taken care of both a child and a dog, I tend to believe I know a lot more about the similarities and differences than you. All of this being said, if you brought this type of difference of opinion and debatability to your hockey articles, we would be getting somewhere interesting. |
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Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2017 10:50:56 GMT -5
One fucking time I told Thor to wait literally 5 minutes to go out because I was finishing a round of fucking Star Wars. And because of that ONE time, and because it was like, the 2nd time we ever talked to you, never, EVER will you live it down. Bothering you makes life worth living. |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on May 30, 2017 11:04:51 GMT -5
One fucking time I told Thor to wait literally 5 minutes to go out because I was finishing a round of fucking Star Wars. And because of that ONE time, and because it was like, the 2nd time we ever talked to you, never, EVER will you live it down. Bothering you makes life worth living. Thanks. Love you too |
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on May 30, 2017 11:23:20 GMT -5
True but you also had to through a couple of months of potty training. You should probably just stop. Your total lack of understanding of anything children is embarrassing us both. (Moral: If it takes "a couple of months" to potty train your child, you are inept and/or doing it wrong). But...let's pretend it did take a couple of months. It's better than following them around their whole lives picking up their shit like some sort of poop-slave, is it not? Anyways, I don't really need to carry on this...whatever you are trying to accomplish here. As the only one in this convo who has taken care of both a child and a dog, I tend to believe I know a lot more about the similarities and differences than you. All of this being said, if you brought this type of difference of opinion and debatability to your hockey articles, we would be getting somewhere interesting. I have 3 baby cousins, two were potty-trained no problem but the last one has taken 8 weeks and still isn't done. |
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