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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 13, 2019 12:19:55 GMT -5
bixby: so henry.. what do you need? how can we help you? and why is count orleck a problem? who is he? as long as i can go home afterwards ill help out just need more information. Henry Edward: "There are 13 mirrors in this house that are linked to an identical mirror elsewhere. This castle, while appearances on the outside suggest it is a manageable building, is not as it seems. Consider each of these mirrors to be a portal to another location. Count Orlok bricked off the areas he wanted to refuse access to fortify the place. He's trapped many souls within after their poisoning and other treacherous acts of villainy. My doorman has been bound by dark magics to remain in the hall of mirrors at the entrance. I, too, am trapped within. But there is a shard. A shard that once was shattered. I have been working in secretly for a concoction that I believe could unite the pieces together, but these shards are somewhere within the mirrors. And I am unable to travel through these portals due to the curse applied by Orlok Shreck. If you can locate these shards and bring them to me, perhaps I can use my experiment to unite the fragments and make whole again and free the souls within. If you can do this for me, I will provide you with a ship to return you on your journey home." Ya? What risks are we not hearin about? Is there gonna be giant snakes, spiders, and bears around that are threatenin our lives every step of the way? Cuz I don't know if I wanna deal with more monsters. |
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Post by The Mighty Ducks on Feb 13, 2019 12:22:51 GMT -5
JIF
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 14, 2019 10:45:56 GMT -5
DM: Henry Edward: "Well, there's always the risk of being trapped in a mirror, but given that you're already trapped on this here blasted island with no options of leaving, I think your chances of getting out of here are best shown by the way through our castle. You do me the hand of favor, and I will show you the same.
What do you say? Care to begin?"
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 14, 2019 10:52:25 GMT -5
DM: Henry Edward: "Well, there's always the risk of being trapped in a mirror, but given that you're already trapped on this here blasted island with no options of leaving, I think your chances of getting out of here are best shown by the way through our castle. You do me the hand of favor, and I will show you the same. What do you say? Care to begin?" Not that we have much of a choice, but how can we trust ya? How do we know you don't work for this Orlok fella and just want us dead? |
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Post by xx - The King's Poison on Feb 14, 2019 11:32:38 GMT -5
Tim, whispering to Oliver: We can't trust him, but back off for now.
Tim, to Henry: I'm sorry, sir. Please forgive my friend here's impotence. I think I speak for everyone here when I say we would all like to escape the island with our lives.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 14, 2019 12:59:56 GMT -5
Tim, whispering to Oliver: We can't trust him, but back off for now. Tim, to Henry: I'm sorry, sir. Please forgive my friend here's impotence. I think I speak for everyone here when I say we would all like to escape the island with our lives. Henry Edward: "My apologies if the offering of feast and refuge was not of high enough importance to showcase my hospitality. I do believe leaving the island with your lives intact is a positive plan. But if trust cannot be accommodated, then please, take this with you." Henry extends his hand to Tim, in it is a contained, glass vial. "Should you encounter Orlok, slip this into his drink, or find a way for him to consume its contents. Under no other circumstances should this vial be opened, for a mere drop could kill an elephant. Well, perhaps not kill, but severely upset it to a point of potential death." |
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Feb 14, 2019 17:54:12 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to grab the glass away from Tim
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Post by xx - The King's Poison on Feb 14, 2019 18:54:11 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to grab the glass away from Tim *In an attempt to keep the glass from Albert, Tim, in one swift motion, climbs Albert's tall body standing on his shoulder with only one foot.* Tim, to Albert: From here, you can get an excellent look of my foot! *Tim then attempts to kick Albert in the face with his dangling leg.* |
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 14, 2019 19:00:09 GMT -5
OOC: lol reminds me of this:
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 14, 2019 20:04:39 GMT -5
OOC: lol reminds me of this: OOC: I thought he was referencing the scene from Kill Bill lol |
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Feb 14, 2019 20:24:11 GMT -5
*Albert attempts to grab the glass away from Tim *In an attempt to keep the glass from Albert, Tim, in one swift motion, climbs Albert's tall body standing on his shoulder with only one foot.* Tim, to Albert: From here, you can get an excellent look of my foot! *Tim then attempts to kick Albert in the face with his dangling leg.* *Albert attempts to catch his dangling let Albert to Tim: Don't you think you have enough items to worry about? |
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 15, 2019 8:40:48 GMT -5
DM: Tim hops up on Albert's shoulder and tries to kick him, but falls. Everyone stares at Tim. Tim gets back up and tries doing some karate moves but they are all sluggish and failing. Albert tries to block a very easily blockable punch, but fails and gets smacked in the face by Tim.
Henry Edward: "Can someone just take this vial?"
Tim and Albert continue to flap their arms at each other, as the room seems to negate all abilities, and Henry puts the vial down on the table. It rolls. It rolls down the table. All the way down. Past Bixby, who is distracted by his next bite, past Milkmire who keeps yelling "boooiiii!", past Time and Albert who are fighting, past Oliver who stares from a far corner and isn't anywhere near the damn table, alllllll the way down and lands... in Jif's hands.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 15, 2019 9:10:38 GMT -5
Milkmire, to DM or whomever else is listening: I only yelled "boi" once, mockingly, because Oliver said it. That is all.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 15, 2019 9:14:56 GMT -5
Milkmire, to DM or whomever else is listening: I only yelled "boi" once, mockingly, because Oliver said it. That is all. Henry Edward: "You had held that note for the last few minutes. You are correct. You said 'boi' once, but you held it for so long I had assumed something had gone wrong in your brain. You scare me." |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 15, 2019 11:26:01 GMT -5
Oliver: Alright damn it. Lets get this bitch on the road. Me legs are fallin asleep just sittin around here. Where do we go?
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!