Post by The Sandmen on May 5, 2019 1:58:37 GMT -5
Alexander Volkov raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
Dan Severn looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score the win today.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
Alexander Volkov circles around Severn
Volkov feints and moves forward to hit with a hook
Severn moves aside and dodges.
Not a desiderable position that Severn is in now. Alexander Volkov is well knowed for his strong and relentless GnP.
Volkov jumps over his opponent and tries to grapple
Alexander Volkov pushes his opponent against the fence in a plum position
The fighters are clinching.
Dan Severn tries a Foot Sweep takedown on Alexander Volkov
well done Volkov falls hard on the mat
Severn is standing while Volkov is on the ground on his back
Severn moves backwards and gestures for Alexander Volkov to stand up.
Volkov climbs to his feet and is standing now.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Dan Severn is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Solid jabs from Dan Severn.
Volkov defends.
Volkov tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Alexander Volkov charges at Severn throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Severn is rocked!
Severn has a small cut in his Mouth
Superb haymaker by Volkov
that lands on Severn's face like a cannon ball!
Superb haymaker by Volkov
that lands on Severn's face like a cannon ball!
Volkov looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Dan Severn's punches
Volkov measures the resilience of Severn's chin with an uppercut while Severn lands some great crosses.
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Severn grabs his opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Great takedown by Dan Severn
Dan Severn is in open guard over Volkov
Volkov is moving on the ground...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did he do that intentionally?
Dan Miragliotta has seen that!
Dan Miragliotta takes away one point from Alexander Volkov for headbutt.
Dan Miragliotta halts the fight to give Severn time to recover. Dan Severn seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Sajik Arena (Busan, South Korea) are cheering for the fighters.
Volkov launches a furious hook!
That hits Severn's chin like a wrecking ball! Severn loses balance and goes to the mat.
Severn's Chin is beginning to swell
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov moves backwards and gestures for Dan Severn to stand up.
Severn climbs to his feet and is standing now.
Alexander Volkov has found an opening in the defense of Severn, launching a big uppercut
Bingo! Severn is wobbling!
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Chin
Severn follows Alexander Volkov
only to get counter punched in a big way! Severn needs to stop playing Alexander Volkov's game or he'll get knocked out!
Alexander Volkov launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Severn blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Dan Severn's cheek! Severn stumbles and the falls to the mat!
Severn seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov launches a kick to Severn's thigh
Loud pop!
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov launches a kick to Severn's thigh
Loud pop!
That punishment by Alexander Volkov has left Severn staggered! Alexander Volkov should try push forward now and finish this!
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov knows his opponent is groggy and begins a relentless rain of punches!
Dan Severn is having a nightmare! Dan Miragliotta watches for the moment he has to end this!
Severn's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Left cheek
Dan Severn seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Alexander Volkov!
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Alexander Volkov steps back and allows Severn to get back to his feet.
Back to the beginning! Dan Severn is standing now.
A right hand from Alexander Volkov
makes Severn stumble back!
The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round
Dan Severn is a bloody mess!
Volkov dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook
that almost lifts Severn from the ground!
Severn's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Left cheek
Severn seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Volkov looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Dan Severn's punches
Severn is on the receiving end of a great combo by Volkov.
The ref pulls off Alexander Volkov! Severn seems confused and a bit dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
Winner is Alexander Volkov by TKO (Hook) at 3:43 Round 1
Statistics: Alexander Volkov
Punches 14/18 (78%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 4/6 (67%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 25 s
Statistics: Dan Severn
Punches 2/6 (33%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 53 s
So not only is this guy terrible, he keeps preaching the opposite of everything I believe in (i.e. he just finished a rant on the importance of beating the shit out of your children). He is also a Christian comic. But like...he is not funny. Not because he is Christian...but because he is not saying funny things.
Dan Severn looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score the win today.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
The fight gets underway.
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
Alexander Volkov circles around Severn
Volkov feints and moves forward to hit with a hook
Severn moves aside and dodges.
Not a desiderable position that Severn is in now. Alexander Volkov is well knowed for his strong and relentless GnP.
Volkov jumps over his opponent and tries to grapple
Alexander Volkov pushes his opponent against the fence in a plum position
The fighters are clinching.
Dan Severn tries a Foot Sweep takedown on Alexander Volkov
well done Volkov falls hard on the mat
Severn is standing while Volkov is on the ground on his back
Severn moves backwards and gestures for Alexander Volkov to stand up.
Volkov climbs to his feet and is standing now.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Dan Severn is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Solid jabs from Dan Severn.
Volkov defends.
Volkov tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Alexander Volkov charges at Severn throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Severn is rocked!
Severn has a small cut in his Mouth
Superb haymaker by Volkov
that lands on Severn's face like a cannon ball!
Superb haymaker by Volkov
that lands on Severn's face like a cannon ball!
Volkov looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Dan Severn's punches
Volkov measures the resilience of Severn's chin with an uppercut while Severn lands some great crosses.
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Severn grabs his opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Great takedown by Dan Severn
Dan Severn is in open guard over Volkov
Volkov is moving on the ground...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did he do that intentionally?
Dan Miragliotta has seen that!
Dan Miragliotta takes away one point from Alexander Volkov for headbutt.
Dan Miragliotta halts the fight to give Severn time to recover. Dan Severn seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Sajik Arena (Busan, South Korea) are cheering for the fighters.
Volkov launches a furious hook!
That hits Severn's chin like a wrecking ball! Severn loses balance and goes to the mat.
Severn's Chin is beginning to swell
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov moves backwards and gestures for Dan Severn to stand up.
Severn climbs to his feet and is standing now.
Alexander Volkov has found an opening in the defense of Severn, launching a big uppercut
Bingo! Severn is wobbling!
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Chin
Severn follows Alexander Volkov
only to get counter punched in a big way! Severn needs to stop playing Alexander Volkov's game or he'll get knocked out!
Alexander Volkov launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Severn blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Dan Severn's cheek! Severn stumbles and the falls to the mat!
Severn seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov launches a kick to Severn's thigh
Loud pop!
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov launches a kick to Severn's thigh
Loud pop!
That punishment by Alexander Volkov has left Severn staggered! Alexander Volkov should try push forward now and finish this!
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Volkov knows his opponent is groggy and begins a relentless rain of punches!
Dan Severn is having a nightmare! Dan Miragliotta watches for the moment he has to end this!
Severn's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Left cheek
Dan Severn seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Alexander Volkov!
Volkov is standing while Severn is on the ground on his back
Alexander Volkov steps back and allows Severn to get back to his feet.
Back to the beginning! Dan Severn is standing now.
A right hand from Alexander Volkov
makes Severn stumble back!
The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round
Dan Severn is a bloody mess!
Volkov dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook
that almost lifts Severn from the ground!
Severn's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Dan Severn's Left cheek
Severn seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Volkov looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Dan Severn's punches
Severn is on the receiving end of a great combo by Volkov.
The ref pulls off Alexander Volkov! Severn seems confused and a bit dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
Winner is Alexander Volkov by TKO (Hook) at 3:43 Round 1
Statistics: Alexander Volkov
Punches 14/18 (78%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 4/6 (67%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 25 s
Statistics: Dan Severn
Punches 2/6 (33%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 53 s
So not only is this guy terrible, he keeps preaching the opposite of everything I believe in (i.e. he just finished a rant on the importance of beating the shit out of your children). He is also a Christian comic. But like...he is not funny. Not because he is Christian...but because he is not saying funny things.
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!