Hunt vs. dos Santos

[The Hale Storm]

Aug 7, 2019 0:28:53 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:28:13 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Okay, but like... I still wake up to rapier eyes than that.

Guess that happens when you sleep with your siblings. #Murica

That’s more of a southern thing actually. Just so you know.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 7, 2019 0:28:53 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:28:13 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Okay, but like... I still wake up to rapier eyes than that.

Guess that happens when you sleep with your siblings. #Murica

Why does everyone think we're related!?!?!?!?!

[The Sandmen]

Aug 7, 2019 0:30:42 GMT -5 The Hale Storm said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:28:53 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Guess that happens when you sleep with your siblings. #Murica

That’s more of a southern thing actually. Just so you know.

I am not surprised.

[The Hale Storm]

Aug 7, 2019 0:27:03 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

I googled "rapey eyes" and this bastard came up. Now, we compare and contrast those eyes with the chick in the picture to see who is more rapey.

I can’t decide if the mustache makes it more or less rapey. Probably more let’s be honest.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

[The Sandmen]

Aug 7, 2019 0:33:03 GMT -5 The Hale Storm said:

I can’t decide if the mustache makes it more or less rapey. Probably more let’s be honest.

If Austin was man enough to grow facial hair, it would look just like Austin.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 7, 2019 0:35:09 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:33:03 GMT -5 The Hale Storm said:

I can’t decide if the mustache makes it more or less rapey. Probably more let’s be honest.

If Austin was man enough to grow facial hair, it would look just like Austin.

I just shaved tho

[The Rocketmen]

Aug 7, 2019 0:09:36 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:03:37 GMT -5 The Hale Storm said:

But... like... I think it should partially count... because it’s the best I can do.

It doesn't partially count any more than this dude counts as "partially a black guy":

Who are all these white people hanging out with Montel Williams?

[The Sandmen]

Aug 7, 2019 7:50:09 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Aug 7, 2019 0:09:36 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

It doesn't partially count any more than this dude counts as "partially a black guy":

Who are all these white people hanging out with Montel Williams?

Because Montel is every white person's "I'm not a racist; I have a black friend"?

[The Rocketmen]

I thought it was him because I was told by Psychic Sylvia Brown's ghost that it totally, unequivocally, is Montel.