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Post by The Sandmen on May 31, 2014 3:57:13 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by Ferocity on May 31, 2014 20:38:34 GMT -5
Here's one:
Alright so here's the deal, i am selling my 2005 Hummer for parts or repair, its been deemed a total loss through sgi and is repairable. I made the bright decision to get all pissed up one night with some broads down in swift current, it was a night fueled by alcohol and hallucinogenic drugs (LSD). I ended up hitting a meridian while i was swerving for "panda bears" which than sent me flying into a parked vehicle. Cops showed up and had me in cuffs instantly, at this point i was naked with blue and red face painting on along with two other females in the vehicle (they too were naked) No injuries thank god but i had blown 4 times the legal limit. Of course i do not have any insurance to fix this "once beautiful ride" I am making the adult decision to cut my losses and use this money to pay for my rehabilitation center for drugs and alcohol abuse down in beautiful British Columbia.
About the truck, it did me well when it wasn't a paper weight. 6.0L, automatic transmission. Power everything, about 112,000km on it. It needs quite a bit of front end work. (obviously as you can see). interior is black in color, i havent had time to clean the face paint or anything out of the inside. I really need the money, if you would like more pictures or have any questions about the truck. Please email me or call my cell phone at:
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Post by Ferocity on May 31, 2014 20:47:26 GMT -5
And just in case you were looking:
Cat for free that pisses on everything
Date Listed 30-May-14 Price Free Address Barrie, ON L4M 5A4, Canada View map Offered By Owner Pet's Date of Birth 08-Oct-13 (33 weeks old)
Red cat that pisses everywhere.
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Post by Ferocity on Nov 21, 2014 21:28:15 GMT -5
I have a new one: www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/barrie/shop-vac-in-need-of-exorcism/1033782049?enableSearchNavigationFlag=trueit reads: Date Listed 18-Nov-14 Price Free Address Thornbury, ON N0H 2P0 View map For Sale By Business Exorcism needs to be performed on my vacuum I have currently 18 spirits caught in there right now and more on the way I'm a serious ghost buster and need only serious inquires no joking around please! Also if you need a spirit removed I will gladly help for a fee of $25 +HST me and my trust shop vac will rid you of demons spirits and poltergeist of any kind or severity .
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Post by The Sandmen on Nov 23, 2014 16:59:15 GMT -5
Hahaha. It kinda tries too hard.
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Post by Ferocity on Nov 23, 2014 20:03:22 GMT -5
it does, but when all you've read is "free. one kitten. black. very cute. just don't have time anymore", this is a fun break from the monotony from somewhere local to me.
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Post by xx - Camp Cannon on Nov 24, 2014 0:38:09 GMT -5
LAMP ONE DIDNT WORK 4 ME
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Nov 24, 2014 6:33:13 GMT -5
I have a new one: www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/barrie/shop-vac-in-need-of-exorcism/1033782049?enableSearchNavigationFlag=trueit reads: Date Listed 18-Nov-14 Price Free Address Thornbury, ON N0H 2P0 View map For Sale By Business Exorcism needs to be performed on my vacuum I have currently 18 spirits caught in there right now and more on the way I'm a serious ghost buster and need only serious inquires no joking around please! Also if you need a spirit removed I will gladly help for a fee of $25 +HST me and my trust shop vac will rid you of demons spirits and poltergeist of any kind or severity . I like the no joking around part... since obvioously there is some joking going on.
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Post by Ferocity on Nov 24, 2014 20:13:52 GMT -5
I like that he's charging HST (taxes if you're not from Ontario). Cause the government needs its cut on all ghost busting services!
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Nov 24, 2014 20:45:44 GMT -5
I like that we don't get charged for HST anymore.
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