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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:50:51 GMT -5
The HammerFists are formally announcing the name change of their fight team to The RocketMan.
There was talk Royce could be making a move down to lightweight, but the future champ feels he is much too large to worry about those little ones at 155.
"Fuck those midgets," he was likely not quoted as saying. "They eat finger foods because they have little hands," he also likely did not add.
This, along with other changes recently made in the formerly known as HammerFists camp, comes on the same day as Michael Chandler announces his return to ManMMA.
"The fuck is this shit?" - seriously, our reporter is terrible.
Banner's forthcoming. Wins aplenty can be expected.
ROCKET MAN!
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:53:00 GMT -5
Shinya Aoki nods solemnly. He has accepted Royce's challenge to the LWs, and plans on feeding Royce a submission or two for his troubles.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:54:31 GMT -5
Conor McGregor steps in front of Aoki. He also wants a piece. (of Royce Gracie, not of the submission-pie Aoki is serving everyone).
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:54:33 GMT -5
"Shinya ask me first?" Royce likely didn't pun.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:54:55 GMT -5
And now Legendary ManMMA Lightweight Champion Joachim Hansen is standing up, smiling in irritation. HE WANTS A PIECE OF ROYCE TOO!!!
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Ferocity
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Post by Ferocity on Aug 5, 2013 21:55:22 GMT -5
Congratulations are clearly in order. Brave changes.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:57:28 GMT -5
Royce (for reals this time, says my reporter) "catchweight fights. Let's see who's a pretender and who's a motha fuckin' douche."
God dammit Roy, you need to actually interview people.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:58:21 GMT -5
Mirko Cro Cop steps forward. He likes catchweight fights.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 21:59:08 GMT -5
"ROYCE GRACIE NEVER SAYS NO TO A FIGHT."
Sit down Roy, you're embarassing yourself.
Royce sits in a corner, at his home, in Brazil, completely oblivious to this site.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:00:51 GMT -5
Cro Cop to Roy (and Royce): "kukavica!"
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:02:22 GMT -5
"Ben Askren wants a piece of whatever action is being auctioned, if you know what I mean"
- Ben Askren, upon hearing everyone else was doing it too.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:02:55 GMT -5
Roy, replying on behalf of Royce with no authority to do so, "yeah? the fuck does that mean? Does it mean I eat ass, as in you eat ass, or like..."
Seriously, Roy, just stop. Sit down.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:06:25 GMT -5
Anderson Silva walks in. Sees the chaos. Wants to fight everyone in this room in one night.
His team sits him down and explains half of them are his teammates.
Anderson replies. "EU apenas gostaria de contestar-me contra todos na sala o tempo todo. Até mesmo as necessidades especiais crianças no canto. Sim, Ben Askren, estou falando com você."
Harsh words. Harsh words, from a strange man. Anderson Silva, ladies and gentlemen.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:11:30 GMT -5
Roy "yeah, ok."
What did he say?
Roy "something like... mu mu mu mu mu ben askren mu mu mu i eat dog shit."
Cool.
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Post by The Sandmen on Aug 5, 2013 22:12:09 GMT -5
Gunnar Nelson accepts Roy's challenge.
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!