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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 16:44:04 GMT -5
Shane Carwin Let me grope Ms. Carano's breast for a good minute and a half and I will let you go scotch free.Mirko Cro Cop (via his official website) When I heard this, I was shocked. Gina Carano is the women's champion. She is the most dominant champion we have had. In any weight class, male or female. She has the most title defences out of anyone here. And to see her disrespected by Shane Carwin in such a way is an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment to me, it's an embarrassment to her, it's an embarrassment to the sport, and it's an embarrassment to The Sandmen team. I refuse to stand by and have some jerk-off disrespect myself or my team in such a way. Once I am through with Fedor, I would love to shred this chump. A few left legs to the chin might make him reconsider the way he presents himself. We all know Shane's jacked up on steroids, what with his tiny balls and such, but this idiot better really crank up the dosage before I get my hands on him, or he will find himself in the hospital. Or the morgue. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 17:44:08 GMT -5
Shane Carwin
I can't help myself they just look so beautiful.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 17:47:30 GMT -5
Mirko Cro Cop
Your face will look like a work of art once my shin collides with your face. Repeatedly. IF you are man enough to fight me, of course.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 17:49:59 GMT -5
Shane Carwin
All of Sandman's points on the line and I'll dot this. Otherwise this is useless to me. I'd rather stare at Carano's breasts all day then fight you for free.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 17:52:00 GMT -5
The Sandmen's Official Team Spokesperson
The points in question are now either about to be spent, or being saved for a couple trades and changes. No further points will be offered in any challenges from The Sandmen
Mirko Cro Cop
Shane CantWin. That's what I thought.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 18:00:07 GMT -5
Shane Carwin
All points on the table or I walk. Your challenge isn't worth my time. Either points or I stare at Carano's breasts all day long.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 18:05:18 GMT -5
The Sandmen's Official Team Spokesperson
Mirko has no points he is able to offer for this challenge. All of our team points are allocated or spoken for elsewhere by team administration. The call is not his to make.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 18:09:00 GMT -5
Shane Carwin
I don't give a fuck who controls the points. All points on the line or I'm walking. That's final
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 18:15:46 GMT -5
Mirko Cro Cop
"Walk" then. We all know you mean run, but I will let you save face and use the word "walk" if you want. CheapSteroids.com is calling you
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 18:27:38 GMT -5
Is it sad that I actually searched up the site.
Mark Coleman
You wanna have a go at Carwin?? How about you fight me instead?? I'll fuck you up and throw you in the trash can outside of your mothers house. You wanna tussle lets tussle. You vs. me. Winner gets the satisfactory of beating the shit out of their opponent.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 18:44:03 GMT -5
Is it sad that I actually searched up the site. lol, is it a real site? Probably pretty spammy/pop-upy if it is... Mark Coleman You wanna have a go at Carwin?? How about you fight me instead?? I'll fuck you up and throw you in the trash can outside of your mothers house. You wanna tussle lets tussle. You vs. me. Winner gets the satisfactory of beating the shit out of their opponent.Mirko Cro Cop Wow! Look at that! You mention steroids and OF COURSE Mark Coleman's ears perk up. Guy is so jacked on steroids, he doesn't even know who he is talking to. Once you lose to Anderson, I will gladly give you a kick or two to the ear and re-scramble that messy little brain of yours. If, of course, it was me you were talking to. If you actually want to fight your teammate Carwin, go nuts kiddo. None of my business. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 19:01:29 GMT -5
Is it sad that I actually searched up the site. lol, is it a real site? Probably pretty spammy/pop-upy if it is. Lol it's not. Mark Coleman The only steroids I am on is the ones that will calm down my lushes biceps. I'll fuck you up after my battle with Anderson. By the time I'm fighting you I will have a championship belt wrapped around my waste. |
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Post by The Sandmen on Jan 27, 2014 19:48:54 GMT -5
Mirko Cro Cop
"The only steroid I'm on" is the adrenaline of wanting to kick Carwin's ass. I will happily take that out on your simple-minded, 1-dimensional ass, but frankly, it's a downgrade over the fight I was looking for. I wanted to give Carwinless another loss for the record. And a hospital visit to match.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 20:07:03 GMT -5
Mark Coleman
Downgrade?? You're just to fucking scared to fight me like the man that you are trying to be. I'll kick your ass two times over and throw you into Carano's dirty vagina. I'll kick your whole fucking teams ass.
Yushin Okami
Lets do this. We will beat the shit out of you and your shitty teammates. Lets do this guys!!!!
Lauren Murphy
Hes got my bad unless all of you are to pussy to fight real champions. You call me a rookie and yet I've kicked people's asses that are supposed to fuck me up??
Marloes Coenen
Both of them got my back as well. We will fuck you up and make you run home to your fatass mommy crying like a little baby who just lost his lollipop.
Shane Carwin
Well would you look at the Mirko FILIPOVIC. This whole team will fuck you up. We have each others backs, wheres your fucked up team?? You probably have Carano giving head to all of her male teammates just like the one she gave me last night.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Jan 27, 2014 21:00:05 GMT -5
Fedor: cro cop is lil bitch. I gonna break him!
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!