Lesnar vs. Lashley

[The Sandmen]

Brock Lesnar doesn't look concerned about anything his opponent brings to the table.
Bobby Lashley glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Lashley is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. He will have to do his best to score a win.
Brock Lesnar comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.

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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!


Lashley fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Brock Lesnar didn't see it coming and has been put on the ground!
Lesnar seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.


Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Lesnar
Bobby Lashley Swarms all over his opponent trying to finish this fight!
Brock Lesnar is taking a ton of punishment! He needs to defend himself or the ref will stop the fight.
Bobby Lashley turns out the lights for Lesnar! What an astonishing KO by Lashley!
Lesnar's Right eye is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Brock Lesnar's Right eye

Winner is Bobby Lashley by KO (GnP) at 0:38 Round 1

Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 14 s

Statistics: Bobby Lashley
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 3/6 (50%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 14 s


...wow. Okay then. Literally, Lashley comes out, takes Brock down, punches him, KO, done. Also, Lashley needs toughness.

[The West Coast Knockouts]

What!!! Congrats Lashley !

[The Sandmen]

I am never going to hear the end of this one.

[The West Coast Knockouts]

Mar 3, 2014 20:10:56 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

I am never going to hear the end of this one.

Haha Kruze is gonna have a heart attack when he see's this. Funny thing is he let Lashley go too

[The Sandmen]

Yes. But the heart attack he will have will be about how he should not be at 100 posts per point and that this proves it. So rather than admitting he did not upgrade Brock as much as Underdogs upgraded Lashley (which is a Kruze error) he will blame me for the post rule. Watch.

[The West Coast Knockouts]

All we need to do is open up some wine and he'll be here .

[The Sandmen]

*Pulls up a chair, glass in hand, takes a sip and waits, while enjoying the calm before the storm*

[The West Coast Knockouts]

He's writing the essay right now so it'll be a bit man

[The Sandmen]

lol (like, a real lol, not just "I typed lol cause it's what's socially acceptable in internet talk).

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Mar 3, 2014 20:58:02 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Yes. But the heart attack he will have will be about how he should not be at 100 posts per point and that this proves it. So rather than admitting he did not upgrade Brock as much as Underdogs upgraded Lashley (which is a Kruze error) he will blame me for the post rule. Watch.

There's nothing to admit here... I have upgraded Brock quite a bit; he wouldn't be doing as well as he has been if I hadn't been upgrading him. So no reason to finger the 100 posts per point as the culprit here since I wouldn't have gotten to a 2nd point by now even at 50, but this is proving that I am falling behind in terms of being able to upgrade my fighters at the 100/point. This is a surprise, and probably a bit of a fluke, but well done Lashley. You folks forget that I initially drafted him myself. I like Lashley. Good on him for finally being good enough to compete with the big boys.

[The West Coast Knockouts]

Handled like a true pro. Phoenix is showing us a new side!

[The Sandmen]

YAY!!! CONFLICT AVOIDED!!!!! I can continue to sit back in my easy chair, enjoying my wine without any unwelcome whine.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Mar 3, 2014 22:44:32 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

YAY!!! CONFLICT AVOIDED!!!!! I can continue to sit back in my easy chair, enjoying my wine without any unwelcome whine.

Well, except for the fact that you felt the need to comeback and be a complete douche afterwards instead of just leaving it alone, of course... : Yah, conflict avoided... but this thing about me being at 100 posts isn't over. If this is any indication, I'm likely going to be dead last this season and not even in 10th, barring some miracle... That I will be able to directly correlate to being at 100/point, that's just the truth.

[The Sandmen]

Mar 3, 2014 23:01:58 GMT -5 xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club said:

Well, except for the fact that you felt the need to comeback and be a complete douche afterwards instead of just leaving it alone, of course... : Yah, conflict avoided... but this thing about me being at 100 posts isn't over. If this is any indication, I'm likely going to be dead last this season and not even in 10th, barring some miracle... That I will be able to directly correlate to being at 100/point, that's just the truth.

Mar 3, 2014 22:41:56 GMT -5 The West Coast Knockouts said:

Handled like a true pro. Phoenix is showing us a new side!

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Yep, same old Sandman... Can't just leave shit alone. Typical. :