Lesnar Calls Out Coleman
Nov 1, 2014 14:24:45 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Nov 1, 2014 14:24:45 GMT -5
Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentleman... My name is Paul Heyman. I am the one behind the one in 21-1 and the advocate for current xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club team captain and team MVP, Brock Lesnar. In recent weeks and this past season we've seen my client completely annihilate opponent after opponent en route to a 5-1, with the only minor blip on the radar coming in a, some would say, controversial loss to the legendary Chuck Liddell at Zenith. My client walked through this season's Grand Prix with three straight victories over the legitimate competition of former ManMMA Heavyweight Champions Mirko Cro Cop and Randy Couture as well as ManMMA standout, Andrei Arlovski, and would have been named MVP of the Grand Prix this season had it not been for the outstanding performance of Shogun Rua. But this is not what is distressing my client. The Beast Incarnate had a successful, dominating season 12 in ManMMA, but there was one thing missing... something that was beyond my client's control; an old debt that needed to be settled between two teams and subsequently, my client was forced to relinquish his earned no.1 contendership after defeating Bobby Lashley at ManMMA 228 to our current poser champion, Alistair Overeem. Due to circumstances, Brock Lesnar was robbed of his opportunity to once again become ManMMA World Heavyweight Champion, but even that is not what is distressing my client because we all know that his time will come again. No, what is distressing my client stems beyond just the championship, because when the @kadri43's now former, former so-called Heavyweight champion, Mark Coleman, was still reigning, he was constantly taunting my client and challenging him to fight after fight, but hiding behind his belt because ManMMA rules don't allow reigning champions to accept or make challenges that could affect the championship without stipulation. Well now, there are no more excuses and the time for talking is over. Mark Coleman is no longer protected by the ManMMA Heavyweight Championship, and my client, Brock Lesnar, has been waiting for his opportunity to shut your mouth for you... And that time is now! My client is not looking for training credits (points) nor is my client looking for Mark Coleman's next contendership or title fight. All my client, Brock Lesnar, wants is Mark Coleman, in the cage and to shove his fist down Coleman's throat to shut that blowhard's mouth once and for all and to put this unfinished business to rest. The gauntlet has now been thrown down Mr. Coleman. Will you accept my client's challenge? Or will you find another way to once again hide from the beating you will inevitably receive at the hands of the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar! ...Your move, Mr. Coleman. Your move.
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