Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title

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Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title Apr 30, 2015 17:54:30 GMT -5

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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Apr 30, 2015 17:54:30 GMT -5

Apr 30, 2015 16:25:08 GMT -5 xx - The Underdog Regime said:

Apr 30, 2015 6:33:10 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Yeah. He's famous, so it won't happen, but some legal analysts say he could be facing up to 3 years in prison. If that ever came about (LMFAO) then he would not be fighting (in the UFC) during that time.

Maybe prison time will be good for him. Smarten the fuck up.

Well, it worked for Michael Vick... so maybe...

Last Edit: Apr 30, 2015 17:55:31 GMT -5 by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club

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The Mighty Ducks Black Belt (6th Degree) livin tha gud lyfe Posts: 3,510	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 1, 2015 5:51:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Mighty Ducks on May 1, 2015 5:51:30 GMT -5 Agreed with Kruze. Jones needs to murder dogs first.

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Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 2, 2015 17:57:45 GMT -5

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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on May 2, 2015 17:57:45 GMT -5

May 1, 2015 5:51:30 GMT -5 The Mighty Ducks said:

Agreed with Kruze. Jones needs to murder dogs first.

Wow... I didn't think there was a bigger idiot on this site than Cannon... I guess I was wrong.

Last Edit: May 2, 2015 17:58:21 GMT -5 by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club

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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 2, 2015 19:34:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on May 2, 2015 19:34:27 GMT -5 lol, Irony.

xx - The Underdog Regime Former Team Black Belt Remember the Magic Words... Posts: 1,139	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 1:33:54 GMT -5 The Sandmen and The Rocketmen like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on May 3, 2015 1:33:54 GMT -5 lol, Iron Deficiency.
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Ferocity Black Belt (5th Degree) Posts: 3,455	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 14:47:25 GMT -5 The Sandmen and The Rocketmen like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ferocity on May 3, 2015 14:47:25 GMT -5 The problem with this news story is that you can't even spoof it- it's so ridiculous you can just state greater extremes to make it worse.

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Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 19:58:49 GMT -5 Ferocity likes this

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Post by The Rocketmen on May 3, 2015 19:58:49 GMT -5

Jon Jones blows red light, breaks the arm of a pregnant woman, flees, returns to steal his own money, flees again, and is arrested in a mall.

If recounting this story, it could read like this:

Jon Jones drives through a red light. He sees a pregnant woman and hates her immediately. He gets out and runs over and arm bars her until her arm breaks and the fetus taps out. He then runs away celebrating. He is informed he won his purse, so he runs back to retrieve it, and presumably high fives police officers and then runs to the mall to spend his earnings. He is caught standing outside of an orange julius...

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Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 20:01:03 GMT -5

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Post by The Sandmen on May 3, 2015 20:01:03 GMT -5

Or the pregnant chick could be a man. Or Jon Jones.

Or the money could be a Portogese handmaid.

Or the car crash could have been bumper cars

Or the broken arm could have been a femur.

Or the fleeing could be lapdancing.

There's plenty to parody here.

Ferocity Black Belt (5th Degree) Posts: 3,455	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 20:30:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ferocity on May 3, 2015 20:30:55 GMT -5 don't forget the drugs... he was also returning to his car to get/hide his drugs. Also he somehow believed he could do this anonymously.

xx - The Underdog Regime Former Team Black Belt Remember the Magic Words... Posts: 1,139	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 3, 2015 21:07:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on May 3, 2015 21:07:42 GMT -5 Lol, Iron Deficiency. Wait a minute, I already said that.
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The Rocketmen Master of Coin Red Belt Posts: 18,102	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 4, 2015 9:17:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Rocketmen on May 4, 2015 9:17:58 GMT -5 lol it's still funny.
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Ferocity Black Belt (5th Degree) Posts: 3,455	Jon Jones Suspended and Stripped Title May 5, 2015 19:09:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ferocity on May 5, 2015 19:09:21 GMT -5 Ok, so it can be spoofed.