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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 3, 2015 10:05:25 GMT -5
Melvin Guillard looks very relaxed. Yves Edwards looks very relaxed. This is the first time they meet inside the cage It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either. The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
========================================= Round 1 =========================================
Guillard and Edwards move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
Melvin Guillard just won't stop and continues to rain punches Edwards may be in trouble! Edwards hits the ground hard! That crushing blow from Melvin Guillard has left Edwards unconscious! What a finish by Melvin Guillard!
Winner is Melvin Guillard by KO (Punches) at 0:19 Round 1
Statistics: Melvin Guillard Punches 3/4 (75%) Kicks 0/0 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Yves Edwards Punches 0/0 (0%) Kicks 0/0 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Time on the ground 0 s
Flash KO. Finish. Before it started. Bam.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Jul 3, 2015 12:00:08 GMT -5
Aggro Melvin
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 3, 2015 16:42:45 GMT -5
equals Sad Yves.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Jul 3, 2015 20:55:58 GMT -5
The sad part is Yves just received quite a few points.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 3, 2015 22:25:34 GMT -5
Yeah, fights like this make it hard to balance what to do next.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Jul 5, 2015 11:56:49 GMT -5
I've been there... {See D'Alelio} lol
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 5, 2015 15:09:10 GMT -5
3 years in, I think it's safe to say we all have.
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Ferocity
Black Belt (5th Degree)
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Post by Ferocity on Jul 5, 2015 19:09:45 GMT -5
Dammit. The simulator hates me- both of my guys flashed KO'd. gosh darnit. I say, motherfucking gosh darn it.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Jul 5, 2015 21:32:01 GMT -5
LMAO She gosh darned it all the way to motherfucking... Beauty.
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Ferocity
Black Belt (5th Degree)
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Post by Ferocity on Jul 6, 2015 13:41:08 GMT -5
I say things like gosh darn it at work, but I think they are much funnier with some real expletives thrown in, however, I don't htink work would agree.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 6, 2015 14:31:45 GMT -5
WOrk is a motherfucker.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Jul 7, 2015 0:45:00 GMT -5
I tried to fuck a mother once, but then she took a plan B.
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 7, 2015 1:02:41 GMT -5
Meaning you fucked a chick hoping she would get pregnant so she would subsequently become a mother, then you could call yourself a mother fucker...?
Or her plan B was a more well-hung, potent young lad who rocked her world, rendering you useless.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Jul 7, 2015 8:11:59 GMT -5
She was pregnant and aborted it immediately. Hey, look, a cool lion:
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Post by The Sandmen on Jul 7, 2015 11:21:27 GMT -5
Least cool lion ever.
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