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Post by The Rocketmen on Sept 4, 2016 16:12:56 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Sept 4, 2016 23:55:31 GMT -5
"Wow. Sideshow Ben's actually making fun my hair. Now THAT'S funny."
-Jason MacDonald
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Post by The Sandmen on Sept 5, 2016 0:20:09 GMT -5
Ben Askren
And again, we hear of no accepted challenges from The Phoenix Fluff Squad. Typical, yet unsurprising. Guess I'll look for real fights elsewhere, instead of wasting my time on these windbags. All talk, no walk.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Sept 5, 2016 0:43:31 GMT -5
Ben AskrenAnd again, we hear of no accepted challenges from The Phoenix Fluff Squad. Typical, yet unsurprising. Guess I'll look for real fights elsewhere, instead of wasting my time on these windbags. All talk, no walk. You're the one making whacked out wager suggestions knowing full well I don't do that anymore. Got any other suggestions, or is that your only move?  |
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on Sept 5, 2016 1:08:55 GMT -5
If The Sandmen loses then he has to give Canadian Bulldozers 5 points. If The Sandmen wins then Phoenix Fight Club has to give Canadian Bulldozers 5 points. Sound good?
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Post by The Sandmen on Sept 5, 2016 1:11:51 GMT -5
You're the one making whacked out wager suggestions knowing full well I don't do that anymore. Got any other suggestions, or is that your only move? 1)First, who the fuck are you? And who do you think you are addressing me, a ManMMA champion? Back to your hole, peasant. 2) Why is it every time I call someone out from the Fluff Club, all I hear is crickets (at least when the noise isn't being drowned out by the sound of crying babies. Sounds like someone needs to send some nannies over to the Fluff Club and change some diapers or somethin'. 3) Any real men wanna step up to fight the Askren? If so, you have my number. I'm up for anything (as long as it's not from the Fluff Club and their Shed-A-Tear Gallery). |
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Post by Lord Byron's Conquistadors on Sept 5, 2016 4:43:03 GMT -5
i used to be a ginger.
bas says fuck the pussy Ronald McDonald and fuck hair. ill fight askren.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Sept 5, 2016 8:26:09 GMT -5
Incoming report.
Ben Askren has reportedly been caught using PED's, this is a leading cause to his hair racism and thirst for fights. Team The Sandmen has yet to respond.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Sept 5, 2016 10:41:48 GMT -5
You're the one making whacked out wager suggestions knowing full well I don't do that anymore. Got any other suggestions, or is that your only move? 1)First, who the fuck are you? And who do you think you are addressing me, a ManMMA champion? Back to your hole, peasant. 2) Why is it every time I call someone out from the Fluff Club, all I hear is crickets (at least when the noise isn't being drowned out by the sound of crying babies. Sounds like someone needs to send some nannies over to the Fluff Club and change some diapers or somethin'. 3) Any real men wanna step up to fight the Askren? If so, you have my number. I'm up for anything (as long as it's not from the Fluff Club and their Shed-A-Tear Gallery). 1) I'm the Owner/CEO of Phoenix FC, you know... one of the guys in this league that pays your salaries there Chump. So, you'd best mind your tongue there Sideshow Ben. 2) It's because your paltry challenges, specifically made by your owner, of betting our fighters or their careers as wagers is not something Phoenix FC practices any longer, and your owner knows this, yet still chooses to waste, not only Phoenix FC's time, but his own and everyone else's in the league, with his endorsement of your bullying tactics in order to facilitate a wager that just simply is never going to happen. The fights very well could, but you suggested wagers you and your teammate have suggested, will not. 3) Our fighters will fight anyone, anytime, anywhere, BUT Phoenix FC WILL NOT, under any circumstances, place our fighters in jeopardy of losing their ManMMA careers or subject them to even the possibility of being sent to a team that they do not want to be a part of, in this case, the Sandmen. If you wish to have these fights with other stakes involved or no stakes at all, Phoenix FC will allow our fighters to fight anyone they wish. Come up with something better and we shall look at it. Oh, and btw, Funky... Your food collection is ready for your removal in our back alley; black garbage bag. We took a special collection of donations from the entire club... Primo shit for you. Should be enough for you and Rumble to share.  So, Bon Appetite... Peasant. |
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Post by The Sandmen on Sept 5, 2016 13:16:22 GMT -5
Ben AskrenLOL @ FLuff Club. First I'm talking to Hymen, then his balls shrivel into peas, now apparently their team owner is trying to talk shit. WTF is going on here? I guess anything to avoid fights. Lord Byron's Conquistadors's Bas Rutten - Yeah, I'll fight you baldy. Only thing worse than a ginger is a man without the testosterone to grow hair on his head. But at lest someone's got some fortitude around here. And has fighters who will actually talk for themselves and not hide behind Hymens and Fluff Club managers.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Sept 5, 2016 13:21:07 GMT -5
I'm just sitting here wondering when Ben Askren's steroid use will be addressed.
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Sept 5, 2016 15:25:54 GMT -5
Ben AskrenLOL @ FLuff Club. First I'm talking to Hymen, then his balls shrivel into peas, now apparently their team owner is trying to talk shit. WTF is going on here? I guess anything to avoid fights. "When don't Heyman's balls shrivel up? lol What... are you new? And I'm not talking shit... You're eating it... LMAO Amongst all the other "supplements" you've been taking lately there Sideshow Ben... Savvy?! So, come up with a real proposal that both sides will agree to or you're just wasting everyone's time, and your own." -Matt Kruze,
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Post by The Sandmen on Sept 5, 2016 15:39:43 GMT -5
Ben Askren
Anyone else think it's funny that an Olympian who's been tested literally all over the world and never had a single negative test (and doesn't even look like a user) is being accused of Roids by the owner of Brock Lesnar - a guy who not only looks like he's been on them for decades, but has been caught using? Laughable for sure. But again, it's more words from a camp of chumps that won't fight to back up their shit.
Also, "Matt Kruze", if that is your real name, your team pussed out of too many real challenges. When you are trying to leapfrog for title fights, you are all talk. When someone calls you on your shit, you cower away like a bitch. I'm done talking to you and your team of Fluff balls. I have my fight. Go try to talk your way into a free title fight with someone else.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Sept 5, 2016 15:59:11 GMT -5
"I do cocaine!!!"
Jon jones
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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Sept 5, 2016 16:14:08 GMT -5
Ben AskrenAnyone else think it's funny that an Olympian who's been tested literally all over the world and never had a single negative test (and doesn't even look like a user) is being accused of Roids by the owner of Brock Lesnar - a guy who not only looks like he's been on them for decades, but has been caught using? Laughable for sure. But again, it's more words from a camp of chumps that won't fight to back up their shit. Also, "Matt Kruze", if that is your real name, your team pussed out of too many real challenges. When you are trying to leapfrog for title fights, you are all talk. When someone calls you on your shit, you cower away like a bitch. I'm done talking to you and your team of Fluff balls. I have my fight. Go try to talk your way into a free title fight with someone else. "We've "pussed out" of nothing... We'll take the fights, but not under the conditions you've tried to specify. Claim it's "calling us on our shit" all you want, but at the end of the day, Phoenix FC isn't stupid and will not be bullied. You don't like that... Tough shit Sideshow Ben... What's laughable are your pitiful attempts at bullying, and let's face it... your hair. You want to fight, bring it... but we will not be bullied into sacrificing our fighters for your shit ass team. Lesnar's already in line for the SuperFight title now, regardless of ManMMA turning down his challenge... What title do youcurrently have again? ...Oh, right none. Step along then tidbits. lol You can't beat Lawler either. Poor baby," -Matt Kruze,
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!
Jan 21, 2021 13:09:55 GMT -5
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!
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