Random Shit Episode 13: Solution to Ducks

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

JUST SAY SORRY

[The Mighty Ducks]

For what?

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 1, 2016 7:35:42 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Alright guys.... we all know that Ducks has been quite the asshole lately, especially to Byron and myself, but I am open to forgiving him, as long as he comments here saying "I am sorry for being a colossal dick lick. You are a beautiful person, Rattlesnakes. You too, Byron." Then, tell the rest of the site you are sorry. THEN, we can all forget about the stupid shit that Ducks attracts to the site.... after all, he is a shit magnet. Isn't he?

See the bold print.

[The Mighty Ducks]

Being a colossal dick lick is opinion. I will apologize if there is legitimate factual evidence of said dick-lick-ness... so far, it's of opinion only, and I can't apologize to people for having an opinion of me.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Apologize for calling Byron and I mean names.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Also you said "I gave your wife your room for improvement" to Mike.....

[The Mighty Ducks]

If Mike wants me to apologize, then he can tell me to apologize for that. But you haven't specified what names?

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Nov 1, 2016 9:00:04 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Apologize for calling Byron and I mean names.

Not to choose sides here but you did just call him a colossal dick lick. That's name calling as well.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Rattletits? Contitsadors?

[The Mighty Ducks]

Oh, that! Yeah, I can't apologize for that.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 1, 2016 9:04:42 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Nov 1, 2016 9:00:04 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Apologize for calling Byron and I mean names.

Not to choose sides here but you did just call him a colossal dick lick. That's name calling as well.

Yeah, but my mean name calling was in retaliation to him being a dickhead.... he didn't have a good reason for being a jerk to Byron or me. 

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 1, 2016 9:06:30 GMT -5 The Mighty Ducks said:

Oh, that! Yeah, I can't apologize for that.

The Sandmen commence with the ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

You can't beat fire with fire, you'll just add to the flame.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Bulldozers.... you know I love you, but don't get all philosophical on me.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club don't you think ducks is kinda an asshat?