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[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Then, why'd you ask me to try and solve it!?

[The Killing Joke]

OK riddle me this :
I turn polar bears white and I will make u cry, I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair, I make celebrity's look stupid and normal people celebrities, I turn pankakes brown and make ur champagne bubble, if u squeeze me I'll pop if u look at me ull pop. Can u guess the riddle?

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

No, you got me. I've never heard that one before.

[The Killing Joke]

Nov 26, 2016 8:59:13 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

No, you got me. I've never heard that one before.

The answer is no

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Wait, what?

[The Killing Joke]

Nov 26, 2016 9:54:02 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Wait, what?

The answer to the riddle is no u can't solve it because there is no answer its no

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Damn, I am really good at these riddles lol

[The Mighty Ducks]

wait, so now the joker is telling riddles like the riddler? I think someone has their persona all fucked up...

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Lmao... Ducks has a point!

[The Killing Joke]

Nov 26, 2016 13:18:57 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Lmao... Ducks has a point!

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Lol no I was just trying to make Edward mad

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 26, 2016 13:32:58 GMT -5 The Killing Joke said:

Nov 26, 2016 13:18:57 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Lmao... Ducks has a point!

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Lol no I was just trying to make Edward mad

Now that! Sounds like something the Joker would do.

[The Sandmen]

Nov 26, 2016 8:35:46 GMT -5 The Killing Joke said:

OK riddle me this : 32 white horse's sat on a red hill, first they go Clomp, then they go chomp, then they go silent. What are they?

(highlight) Teeth? Also, if others answered, I didn't see that. I stopped as soon as I read it, answered, posted, then carried on with my day.

[The Sandmen]

Nov 26, 2016 8:45:49 GMT -5 The Killing Joke said:

Nov 26, 2016 8:44:17 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Your teeth... Come on Derick, we heard that one at school.

Ugh but they don't go to our school

Yeah, stupid!

[The Sandmen]

Here's how you need to set up a riddle thread.

1) SOmeone posts a riddle.
2) People answer (IN WHITE-TEXT) to avoid spoiling it for others.
3) The person who posts it gives the answer (ideally also highlighted white) after about a day, giving everyone a chance to participate.

AND NO ONE EVER USES GOOGLE TO ANSWER. Riddles are a test of self, not something to prove to everyone else. And you know if you googled it or not, so you ain't foolin' no one.

[The Mighty Ducks]

curious to see if enigma ever comes back now that his whole gig has been copied by everyone else