Post by The Sandmen on May 15, 2017 7:26:46 GMT -5
Chael Sonnen raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
Jake Shields looks a bit uneasy. Hopefully this doesn't affect his performance.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
And there you go! I would put my money on Jake Shields today.
Chael Sonnen comes with a 3 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is John McCarthy.
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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
Shields is holding Chael Sonnen's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Chael Sonnen shows great balance while pushing away Jake Shields
Shields looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Chael Sonnen's punches
Shields is on the receiving end of a great combo by Sonnen.
Shields decides to launch some tentative punches
Jake Shields takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Jake Shields shoots for a double leg takedown!
He hits it! Chael Sonnen is taken off his feet, but he manages to pull Shields into his guard.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Shields shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Jake Shields is looking to pass Chael Sonnen's guard...
Jake Shields gets his hips free and moves to half guard.
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
Chael Sonnen attempts to move to full guard
Jake Shields keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
1:17 Round 1 and Sonnen is still in good shape. He sure has trained hard for this fight.
Deep breaths from Chael Sonnen who tries a hammer punch to Shields's ribs.
Shields blocks those punches
Poorly executed technique. Jake Shields looks to counter!
Jake Shields tries to free his leg...
Jake Shields uses some of his skill by jumping out of Sonnen's guard. He moves quickly to full mount!
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields isolates Chael Sonnen's arm and neck looking for an arm triangle
Crippling lock!
Chael Sonnen is able to relieve the pressure on his neck and slip out of the hold.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields looks to mount Chael Sonnen...
Jake Shields slides his knee across and gets to mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Chael Sonnen's arm and tries an armbar!
Sonnen hold his own hand and breaks Shields's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jake Shields.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Shields measures the resilience of Sonnen's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Sonnen's side.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Shields shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Jake Shields attempts to trap Chael Sonnen in his guard.
Jake Shields manages to switch to full guard.
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Shields tries to close his guard around Sonnen
He succeeds!
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
BJJ! That is what must be passing through Shields's mind right now. Nobody wants to stay long in that position with a submission artist like Sonnen
Chael Sonnen throws down elbows...
Shields is not making himself an easy target.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Sonnen tries to escape from the closed guard
Chael Sonnen any adventage in the ground.
Poorly executed technique. Jake Shields looks to counter!
Jake Shields overhooks an arm and starts cranking! Interesting meneuver.
Sonnen pulls his arm out of danger.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Chael Sonnen is looking to pass Jake Shields's guard...
Jake Shields has a solid guard and keeps his ankles locked.
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
Chael Sonnen attempts a sweep single...
Chael Sonnen catches Jake Shields's far ankle and trips him to the mat! Slick takedown by Sonnen.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Chael Sonnen throws down elbows...
Shields is not making himself an easy target.
Sonnen clumsily fails here and it's time for Jake Shields to fight back!
Sonnen is in closed guard... Shields tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Chael Sonnen!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields sits high on Chael Sonnen's chest and pulls his leg underneath Sonnen's head. There's the triangle attempt!
Sonnen tries to roll out. He's too quick for Jake Shields and manages to slip out! That was a risky move by Shields and it cost him top position.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Sonnen is in closed guard... Shields tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Chael Sonnen!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields fakes some punches
then lands a big punch to Sonnen's face!
Sonnen's Right eye is beginning to swell
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Sonnen struggles and pushes his opponent maybe a bit anxiously
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen launches a few punches to Shields's cheek from the guard.
Jake Shields uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen launches a few punches to Shields's cheek from the guard.
Jake Shields uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen tries to roll on the ground...
Shields knows how to keep his advantage on the ground.
Shields tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Jake Shields controls the situation despite Chael Sonnen efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Jake Shields controls the situation despite Chael Sonnen efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Chael Sonnen's arm and tries an armbar!
Shields is locking that Armbar...
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Sonnen holds his own hand and with pure strength he breaks Sonnen's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jake Shields.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Jake Shields attempts to trap Chael Sonnen in his guard.
Jake Shields manages to switch to half guard.
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
Chael Sonnen is in half guard over Shields
Jake Shields launches a few punches to Sonnen's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Sonnen tries to cover his face,
Chael Sonnen is in half guard over Shields
Shields tries an armbar from the bottom!
Chael Sonnen breaks the lock and moves himself to side control.
John McCarthy separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
I can't give the advantage to either fighter in that round.
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Round 2
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Sonnen is holding Jake Shields's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Jake Shields shows great balance while pushing away Chael Sonnen
Sonnen grabs his opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Shields struggles... Chael Sonnen is unable to take him down
Sonnen clumsily fails here and it's time for Jake Shields to fight back!
Shields tries some clinching in order to control the fight...
Well done. Shields is clinching with Sonnen.
The fighters are clinching.
Shields and Chael Sonnen are cliched up against the cage. Shields steps for a throw
Sonnen stays on his feet
Sonnen doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Jake Shields embrace and tries to move away...
Jake Shields pushes Sonnen forward and doesn't allow him to break the clinch.
The fighters are clinching.
Sonnen tries to take Jake Shields down... Shields stumbles backwards and Chael Sonnen launches a few punches...
Jake Shields dodges and moves away a couple of steps...
Shields is trying to counter now!
Jake Shields gets control of Chael Sonnen's neck and attempts a guillotine!
Crippling lock!
Chael Sonnen shakes him off and staves off danger.
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Terrible one sided match... Sonnen was not ready to fight a fighter of Jake Shields caliber.
Sonnen tries to take Jake Shields down... Shields stumbles backwards and Chael Sonnen launches a few punches...
Jake Shields dodges and moves away a couple of steps...
Sonnen moves forward looking for some action
Jake Shields struggles a bit before breaking Sonnen's attemp of grappling
Jake Shields fakes a punch and launches himself over Sonnen!
Nice move by Shields who clinches and pushes Sonnen against the cage
The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Once Shields is able to keep you againts the fence in a clinch you must be worried.
Shields takes a break to breathe while holding Chael Sonnen.
John McCarthy sees a lack of activity in the clinch and separates the fighters.
Sonnen tries to grapple
Shields moves aside keeping the fight a strinking range
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Chael Sonnen takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Shields tries to grapple
He puts Sonnen in a double underhook!
The fighters are clinching.
Shields gets double underhooks and looks for the takedown...
Shields blocks Chael Sonnen's knee and hits a perfectly executed knee tap! Nice move.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Sonnen measures the resilience of Shields's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Shields blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Shields tries to escape from closed guard...
Shields struggles to liberate his leg and jumps to half guard!
The clock says 3:00 in the 2 round
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
Stand up! This is what Sonnen's cornermen are shouting. Jake Shields is a submission master and he can finish the fight if you mess with him on the ground.
Jake Shields tries to pass Chael Sonnen's guard...
Jake Shields manages to get his leg free and moves to side mount.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to move to full mount!
Nice move. He is in full mount now.
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Sonnen tries to stand up!
Shields doesn't allow him!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Sonnen measures the resilience of Shields's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Shields blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Shields tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Sonnen tries to escape from the full mount...
Jake Shields is not caught off guard and moves to side mount to keep his superior position.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields hooks Sonnen's left leg and sits back for a kneebar!
Crippling lock!
Punishing hold!
That Kneebar looks tight...
Shields is locking that Kneebar...
Chael Sonnen manages to kick Shields away and scrambles on top!
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Sonnen tries to stand up!
Shields doesn't allow him!
The clock says 4:05 in the 2 round
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Jake Shields isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
That Kimura looks tight...
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Sonnen tries to break the lock slamming Jake Shields against the mat!
Jake Shields doesn't allow Chael Sonnen to escape. He is tightening the Kimura
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Chael Sonnen lifts his opponent from the ground displaying great power! And down he goes!
Jake Shields doesn't break the lock and Chael Sonnen is running out of time!
Crushing shot to Sonnen's body! He's holding his side
Sonnen struggles to free himself
That Kimura from Jake Shields appears to be unbreakable
Shields secures the lock while Chael Sonnen refuses to tap... John McCarthy jumps in and breaks the lock!
Winner is Jake Shields by Submission (Kimura) at 4:13 Round 2
Statistics: Chael Sonnen
Punches 3/5 (60%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/6 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/21 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 345 s
Statistics: Jake Shields
Punches 2/4 (50%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/3 (67%)
GnP strikes 5/6 (83%)
Submissions 9/9 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%)
Time on the ground 345 s
Unsure if Chael had much trash talking to do before this one, but during, all he had to say was "Please stop sir. You are hurting me, and I am no match for you and your leet skills, homie". His exact words.
Jake Shields looks a bit uneasy. Hopefully this doesn't affect his performance.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
And there you go! I would put my money on Jake Shields today.
Chael Sonnen comes with a 3 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is John McCarthy.
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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
Shields is holding Chael Sonnen's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Chael Sonnen shows great balance while pushing away Jake Shields
Shields looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Chael Sonnen's punches
Shields is on the receiving end of a great combo by Sonnen.
Shields decides to launch some tentative punches
Jake Shields takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Jake Shields shoots for a double leg takedown!
He hits it! Chael Sonnen is taken off his feet, but he manages to pull Shields into his guard.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Shields shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Jake Shields is looking to pass Chael Sonnen's guard...
Jake Shields gets his hips free and moves to half guard.
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
Chael Sonnen attempts to move to full guard
Jake Shields keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
1:17 Round 1 and Sonnen is still in good shape. He sure has trained hard for this fight.
Deep breaths from Chael Sonnen who tries a hammer punch to Shields's ribs.
Shields blocks those punches
Poorly executed technique. Jake Shields looks to counter!
Jake Shields tries to free his leg...
Jake Shields uses some of his skill by jumping out of Sonnen's guard. He moves quickly to full mount!
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields isolates Chael Sonnen's arm and neck looking for an arm triangle
Crippling lock!
Chael Sonnen is able to relieve the pressure on his neck and slip out of the hold.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields looks to mount Chael Sonnen...
Jake Shields slides his knee across and gets to mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Chael Sonnen's arm and tries an armbar!
Sonnen hold his own hand and breaks Shields's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jake Shields.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Shields measures the resilience of Sonnen's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Sonnen's side.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Shields shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Jake Shields attempts to trap Chael Sonnen in his guard.
Jake Shields manages to switch to full guard.
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Shields tries to close his guard around Sonnen
He succeeds!
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
BJJ! That is what must be passing through Shields's mind right now. Nobody wants to stay long in that position with a submission artist like Sonnen
Chael Sonnen throws down elbows...
Shields is not making himself an easy target.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Sonnen tries to escape from the closed guard
Chael Sonnen any adventage in the ground.
Poorly executed technique. Jake Shields looks to counter!
Jake Shields overhooks an arm and starts cranking! Interesting meneuver.
Sonnen pulls his arm out of danger.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Chael Sonnen is looking to pass Jake Shields's guard...
Jake Shields has a solid guard and keeps his ankles locked.
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
Chael Sonnen attempts a sweep single...
Chael Sonnen catches Jake Shields's far ankle and trips him to the mat! Slick takedown by Sonnen.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Chael Sonnen throws down elbows...
Shields is not making himself an easy target.
Sonnen clumsily fails here and it's time for Jake Shields to fight back!
Sonnen is in closed guard... Shields tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Chael Sonnen!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields sits high on Chael Sonnen's chest and pulls his leg underneath Sonnen's head. There's the triangle attempt!
Sonnen tries to roll out. He's too quick for Jake Shields and manages to slip out! That was a risky move by Shields and it cost him top position.
Chael Sonnen is in closed guard over Shields
Sonnen is in closed guard... Shields tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Chael Sonnen!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields fakes some punches
then lands a big punch to Sonnen's face!
Sonnen's Right eye is beginning to swell
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Sonnen struggles and pushes his opponent maybe a bit anxiously
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen launches a few punches to Shields's cheek from the guard.
Jake Shields uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen launches a few punches to Shields's cheek from the guard.
Jake Shields uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen tries to roll on the ground...
Shields knows how to keep his advantage on the ground.
Shields tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Jake Shields controls the situation despite Chael Sonnen efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Jake Shields controls the situation despite Chael Sonnen efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Chael Sonnen's arm and tries an armbar!
Shields is locking that Armbar...
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Sonnen holds his own hand and with pure strength he breaks Sonnen's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jake Shields.
Chael Sonnen is in side mount over Jake Shields
Jake Shields attempts to trap Chael Sonnen in his guard.
Jake Shields manages to switch to half guard.
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
Chael Sonnen is in half guard over Shields
Jake Shields launches a few punches to Sonnen's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Sonnen tries to cover his face,
Chael Sonnen is in half guard over Shields
Shields tries an armbar from the bottom!
Chael Sonnen breaks the lock and moves himself to side control.
John McCarthy separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
I can't give the advantage to either fighter in that round.
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Round 2
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Sonnen is holding Jake Shields's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Jake Shields shows great balance while pushing away Chael Sonnen
Sonnen grabs his opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Shields struggles... Chael Sonnen is unable to take him down
Sonnen clumsily fails here and it's time for Jake Shields to fight back!
Shields tries some clinching in order to control the fight...
Well done. Shields is clinching with Sonnen.
The fighters are clinching.
Shields and Chael Sonnen are cliched up against the cage. Shields steps for a throw
Sonnen stays on his feet
Sonnen doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Jake Shields embrace and tries to move away...
Jake Shields pushes Sonnen forward and doesn't allow him to break the clinch.
The fighters are clinching.
Sonnen tries to take Jake Shields down... Shields stumbles backwards and Chael Sonnen launches a few punches...
Jake Shields dodges and moves away a couple of steps...
Shields is trying to counter now!
Jake Shields gets control of Chael Sonnen's neck and attempts a guillotine!
Crippling lock!
Chael Sonnen shakes him off and staves off danger.
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Terrible one sided match... Sonnen was not ready to fight a fighter of Jake Shields caliber.
Sonnen tries to take Jake Shields down... Shields stumbles backwards and Chael Sonnen launches a few punches...
Jake Shields dodges and moves away a couple of steps...
Sonnen moves forward looking for some action
Jake Shields struggles a bit before breaking Sonnen's attemp of grappling
Jake Shields fakes a punch and launches himself over Sonnen!
Nice move by Shields who clinches and pushes Sonnen against the cage
The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Once Shields is able to keep you againts the fence in a clinch you must be worried.
Shields takes a break to breathe while holding Chael Sonnen.
John McCarthy sees a lack of activity in the clinch and separates the fighters.
Sonnen tries to grapple
Shields moves aside keeping the fight a strinking range
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Chael Sonnen takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Shields tries to grapple
He puts Sonnen in a double underhook!
The fighters are clinching.
Shields gets double underhooks and looks for the takedown...
Shields blocks Chael Sonnen's knee and hits a perfectly executed knee tap! Nice move.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Sonnen measures the resilience of Shields's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Shields blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Jake Shields is in closed guard over Sonnen
Shields tries to escape from closed guard...
Shields struggles to liberate his leg and jumps to half guard!
The clock says 3:00 in the 2 round
Jake Shields is in half guard over Sonnen
Stand up! This is what Sonnen's cornermen are shouting. Jake Shields is a submission master and he can finish the fight if you mess with him on the ground.
Jake Shields tries to pass Chael Sonnen's guard...
Jake Shields manages to get his leg free and moves to side mount.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Shields tries to move to full mount!
Nice move. He is in full mount now.
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Sonnen tries to stand up!
Shields doesn't allow him!
Jake Shields is in full mount over Chael Sonnen
Sonnen measures the resilience of Shields's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Shields blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Shields tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Sonnen tries to escape from the full mount...
Jake Shields is not caught off guard and moves to side mount to keep his superior position.
Jake Shields is in side mount over Chael Sonnen
Jake Shields hooks Sonnen's left leg and sits back for a kneebar!
Crippling lock!
Punishing hold!
That Kneebar looks tight...
Shields is locking that Kneebar...
Chael Sonnen manages to kick Shields away and scrambles on top!
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Sonnen tries to stand up!
Shields doesn't allow him!
The clock says 4:05 in the 2 round
Chael Sonnen is in open guard over Shields
Jake Shields isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
That Kimura looks tight...
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Sonnen tries to break the lock slamming Jake Shields against the mat!
Jake Shields doesn't allow Chael Sonnen to escape. He is tightening the Kimura
You can see the pain reflected in Sonnen's eyes...
Chael Sonnen lifts his opponent from the ground displaying great power! And down he goes!
Jake Shields doesn't break the lock and Chael Sonnen is running out of time!
Crushing shot to Sonnen's body! He's holding his side
Sonnen struggles to free himself
That Kimura from Jake Shields appears to be unbreakable
Shields secures the lock while Chael Sonnen refuses to tap... John McCarthy jumps in and breaks the lock!
Winner is Jake Shields by Submission (Kimura) at 4:13 Round 2
Statistics: Chael Sonnen
Punches 3/5 (60%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/6 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/21 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 345 s
Statistics: Jake Shields
Punches 2/4 (50%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/3 (67%)
GnP strikes 5/6 (83%)
Submissions 9/9 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%)
Time on the ground 345 s
Unsure if Chael had much trash talking to do before this one, but during, all he had to say was "Please stop sir. You are hurting me, and I am no match for you and your leet skills, homie". His exact words.