Post by The Sandmen on Mar 12, 2020 22:42:16 GMT -5
ManMMA Heavyweight Championship
Andrei Arlovski doesn't look concerned about anything his opponent brings to the table.
Bas Rutten looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.
Now Andrei Arlovski put his title in contention against El Guapo.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.
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Round 1
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Andrei Arlovski and Bas Rutten touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Arlovski shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Arlovski dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook
that almost lifts El Guapo from the ground!
Arlovski launches a furious hook!
That hits El Guapo's chin like a wrecking ball! El Guapo loses balance and goes to the mat.
The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Andrei Arlovski steps back and allows El Guapo to get back to his feet.
El Guapo climbs to his feet and is standing now.
Arlovski decides to launch some tentative punches
Bas Rutten takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Andrei Arlovski has found an opening in the defense of El Guapo, launching a big uppercut
Bingo! El Guapo is wobbling!
El Guapo's Chin is beginning to swell
El Guapo has a small cut in his Chin
Arlovski decides to launch some tentative punches
Andrei Arlovski takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Brutal combination from Andrei Arlovski!
El Guapo is in a bad way, his legs look wobbily!
Andrei Arlovski throws an uppercut
that lands solidly.
Arlovski looks to be in very good shape.
El Guapo launches a kick
but Andrei Arlovski avoids it and lands flush with a counter hook!
El Guapo has a small cut in his Mouth
Andrei Arlovski launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
El Guapo blocks and tries to circle around his opponent looking for angles.
Arlovski clumsily fails here and it's time for Bas Rutten to fight back!
El Guapo fires low kicks
that fail to land.
Arlovski has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Andrei Arlovski launches a low kick
that almost wrenches El Guapo's knee!
The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown...
Arlovski is unable to remain on his feet and falls to the ground
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Arlovski
Bas Rutten tries to pass to half guard...
Andrei Arlovski can't prevent his opponent from passing. El Guapo looks to work from half guard.
Bas Rutten is in half guard over Arlovski
Andrei Arlovski launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Bas Rutten uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
Poorly executed technique. Bas Rutten looks to counter!
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Arlovski doesn't allow him!
The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in half guard over Arlovski
Arlovski measures the resilience of El Guapo's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
El Guapo blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Bas Rutten is in half guard over Arlovski
Nice moves from Bas Rutten who positions himself for using his knees on Arlovski!
One, two! Look at Andrei Arlovski's grimace of pain!
Arlovski ribs are getting hammered, they look bad!
Bas Rutten is in half guard over Arlovski
Andrei Arlovski tries to close the guard.
Arlovski put Bas Rutten in closed guard.
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
Deep breaths from Andrei Arlovski who tries a hammer punch to El Guapo's ribs.
That hit El Guapo who moves on the ground in order to protect himself
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
Andrei Arlovski launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because El Guapo tries to cover his face,
The clock says 3:05 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
El Guapo is in closed guard... Arlovski tries to roll on the ground!
Bas Rutten uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Poorly executed technique. Bas Rutten looks to counter!
Bas Rutten hovers above Arlovski
Andrei Arlovski stops him from throwing strikes.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
Bas Rutten storms over Arlovski with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
Andrei Arlovski blocks them all showing some great skills here.
Arlovski tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
El Guapo is in closed guard... Arlovski tries to roll on the ground!
Bas Rutten uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
Bas Rutten throws down elbows...
He's tearing up Arlovski's face with those brutal elbows! Arlovski needs to do something! The referee is threatening to stop it!
Bas Rutten is in closed guard over Arlovski
El Guapo is in closed guard... Arlovski tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Bas Rutten!
Andrei Arlovski is in full mount over Bas Rutten
The fight was awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights.
Bas Rutten launches a few punches to Arlovski's cheek from the guard.
Andrei Arlovski uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
El Guapo misses a step and Andrei Arlovski sees an opportunity to counter him!
Arlovski tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Andrei Arlovski controls the situation despite Bas Rutten efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Andrei Arlovski is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Arlovski delivers a few accurate elbows!
El Guapo is being hit hard and trys to escape! He has to give his back!
El Guapo's Forehead is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo
Arlovski tries to get a hook in!
Things get worse for El Guapo! Arlovski has one hook in and keeps working!
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo with one hook in
Bas Rutten doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He can't do it because of Arlovski's moves.
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo with one hook in
The fight was awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights.
Arlovski has one hook in and is trying to get the second one! If he succeed things are goint to get very bad for El Guapo.
Nicely done! Arlovski now has two hooks in! The end may be near!
The clock says 4:35 in the 1 round
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo with two hooks in
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Arlovski doesn't allow him!
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo with two hooks in
Arlovski works on the ground with his fingers over El Guapo's face
He seems to have encountered the eye! What a classless move!
Herb Dean didn't see that!
Arlovski is in rear mount over El Guapo with two hooks in
Arlovski launches a barrage of elbows over El Guapo's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if El Guapo doesn't fight back!
Herb Dean separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
The round is for Arlovski, who walks calmly to his corner.
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Round 2
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High kick from Bas Rutten!
He misses narrowly!
Andrei Arlovski has found an opening in the defense of El Guapo, launching a big uppercut
Bingo! El Guapo is wobbling!
El Guapo's Chin is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Chin
That punishment by Andrei Arlovski has left El Guapo staggered! Andrei Arlovski should try push forward now and finish this!
Bas Rutten is a bloody mess!
Arlovski decides to launch some tentative punches
Nothing from this exchange. Arlovski moves back and takes a deep breath.
Arlovski launches a furious hook!
That hits El Guapo's chin like a wrecking ball! El Guapo loses balance and goes to the mat.
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Arlovski looks to be in very good shape.
You can see El Guapo's blood making stains in the mat.
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
The clock says 1:10 in the 2 round
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
El Guapo tries to hit Andrei Arlovski with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Arlovski dodges that
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Andrei Arlovski tries to take advantage...
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Bas Rutten launches an up-kick intended for Andrei Arlovski's head...
Arlovski leans out of the way.
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Bas Rutten is a bloody mess!
Arlovski moves backwards and gestures for Bas Rutten to stand up.
El Guapo climbs to his feet and is standing now.
Bas Rutten continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting his vision.
Arlovski moves to shoot
El Guapo misses a knee.
Arlovski tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Andrei Arlovski tries to take the action to his favourite field as he tries to grapple
Great move by Andrei Arlovski who pushes his opponent forward with a double underhooks.
The fighters are clinching.
Bas Rutten launches a knee while holding Arlovski's in a double underhooks...
Andrei Arlovski pushes Bas Rutten and that knee goes nowhere!
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Andrei Arlovski can end the fight with his ground and pound.
Superb haymaker by Arlovski
that lands on El Guapo's face like a cannon ball!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Mouth
That punishment by Andrei Arlovski has left El Guapo staggered! Andrei Arlovski should try push forward now and finish this!
Andrei Arlovski fakes a move and moves laterally.
El Guapo stumbles backwards staggered and Andrei Arlovski launches aggressively over his opponent throwing some wild punches!
El Guapo is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat hard! Is he out?
El Guapo's Forehead is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Forehead
That punishment by Andrei Arlovski has left El Guapo staggered! Andrei Arlovski should try push forward now and finish this!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Andrei Arlovski Swarms all over his opponent trying to finish this fight!
Bas Rutten is taking a ton of punishment! He needs to defend himself or the ref will stop the fight.
That punishment by Andrei Arlovski has left El Guapo staggered! Andrei Arlovski should try push forward now and finish this!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
You can see El Guapo's blood making stains in the mat.
El Guapo tries to hit Andrei Arlovski with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Arlovski dodges that
El Guapo misses a step and Andrei Arlovski sees an opportunity to counter him!
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
The clock says 3:00 in the 2 round
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Bas Rutten is a bloody mess!
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
The clock says 3:10 in the 2 round
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Bas Rutten is a bloody mess!
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Arlovski launches a kick to El Guapo's thigh
Loud pop!
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Andrei Arlovski creates space and allows Bas Rutten to stand up.
Back to the beginning! Bas Rutten is standing now.
Bas Rutten is a bloody mess!
Arlovski feints and moves forward to hit with a hook
what a crushing shot!
El Guapo's Chin is beginning to swell
El Guapo doesn't stop bleeding.
Bas Rutten tries a high kick!
Arlovski blocks. Wow, that could have finished this match.
Andrei Arlovski launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
El Guapo blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Bas Rutten's cheek! El Guapo stumbles and the falls to the mat!
El Guapo's Left cheek is beginning to swell
Arlovski is standing while El Guapo is on the ground on his back
Andrei Arlovski steps back and allows El Guapo to get back to his feet.
Bas Rutten is on his feet again.
You can see El Guapo's blood making stains in the mat.
Andrei Arlovski launches a rapid series of punches
taking El Guapo from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome!
Andrei Arlovski and El Guapo engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Andrei Arlovski is getting the best of the exchange as he lands a few blows.
Bas Rutten's face is covered in blood. He may be having problems seeing as he wipes the blood out of his eyes.
Bas Rutten steps forward and fires a high kick!
Arlovski blocks decisively, as if to say, "No KO for me, thanks!"
El Guapo clumsily fails here and it's time for Andrei Arlovski to fight back!
A right hand from Andrei Arlovski
surprises El Guapo!
Bas Rutten shoots for a double leg takedown!
Andrei Arlovski sprawls and manages to stay on his feet.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
You have to give that round to Andrei Arlovski.
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Round 3
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Arlovski shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
Bas Rutten's face is covered in blood. He may be having problems seeing as he wipes the blood out of his eyes.
Surprise roundhouse punch by Arlovski.
It looks like El Guapo was hit by a bus!
El Guapo is out! El Guapo is out! Andrei Arlovski has ended this fight in highlight reel fashion!
El Guapo's Left cheek is beginning to swell
Winner is Andrei Arlovski by KO (Punch) at 0:19 Round 3
Statistics: Andrei Arlovski
Punches 32/42 (76%)
Kicks 9/9 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 13/26 (50%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 202 s
Statistics: Bas Rutten
Punches 5/9 (56%)
Kicks 0/7 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%)
Takedowns 1/2 (50%)
GnP strikes 7/19 (37%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 349 s
Andrei Arlovski defends the Heavyweight title!
Rutten just had no success at anything here. Just a rough, rough day for him.
And for Prince Bob, or whoever the fuck these Nomadic Barbarian Queens are after. Whoever he is, nearby citizens don't like him either. But alas, the sim is over, and we will never know how things turn out. Will the Nomadic Barbarian Queens succeed? Will there be more gratuitious nudity? More boobies? PROBABLY, but only time...will time.
G'night everyone!