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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 13, 2013 4:09:56 GMT -5
Micheal Chandler has called you all here. Thank you for coming. Without further ado, here's Mike.
"I'll cut to the chase. I'm damn sick and tired of all these nobodies wasting fight slots. I should be fighting more, and instead, we've got John Dodson vs. Kenny Florian in a "who gives a damn" match-up. Like, come on. So I'm issuing a challenge to either (or both) of those two clowns. Me vs. you. But high stakes - no bullshit. We'll put our careers on the line. Loser is sold. Gone. Banished to indignity of free agency, to sit with the shmucks on the MMA unemployment line. Your team can take a damn point for you, I don't care. Same thing applies to me if I lose. And how about we even go one better? How about we add a stipulation - your team can never, EVER reclaim you. No matter what?! How bout it, ya clowns? You got the balls to put your career on the line?"
The Sandmen were shocked to hear of this turn of events, given Chandler's inconsistency in ManMMA, but they stand by their fighter and his wishes.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 13, 2013 4:18:25 GMT -5
What is this, WWE?
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Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on Feb 13, 2013 9:29:54 GMT -5
Michael Chandler vs. Cat Zigano. Book it.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 13, 2013 15:47:17 GMT -5
Michael Chandler vs. Cat Zigano. Book it.
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Post by Ferocity on Feb 13, 2013 22:25:50 GMT -5
Michael Chandler vs. Cat Zigano. Book it. Um no. And no giving birth to hands either. The real question is- are these fighters man enough to take the challenge?
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 14, 2013 0:22:13 GMT -5
Kenny Florian:
"I'll shut this Bellator bitch up. Prepare for the big leagues, chump. Eat elbows."
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Post by Ferocity on Feb 14, 2013 10:09:50 GMT -5
Kenny Florian: "I'll shut this Bellator bitch up. Prepare for the big leagues, chump. Eat elbows." \ LOVE IT! elbows should be eaten.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 14, 2013 14:33:33 GMT -5
Chandler accepts, and mutters something about bringing the pain, but no one hears or cares. Mirko Cro Cop can be seen lurking in the darkest corner of the room with something gold and shiny over his shoulder.
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Post by Ferocity on Feb 15, 2013 21:35:42 GMT -5
Cro Cop- stop being such a freak and find something either than lurking to do.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 18, 2013 6:48:12 GMT -5
Ben Askren: "Ferocity, on behalf of The Sandmen fight team, I would like to request that any communications made to we fighters be made through our representative, rather then any direct form of communication, such as speaking out rudely during a press conference. Cro Cop is unable to comment right now, and he would appreciate you leave him alone in the future, unless he himself calls a press conference. I appreciate that women are now able to vote and such, but this is not a sewing circle. It's a press conference. Men are talking. Now please sit down"
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Post by Ferocity on Feb 19, 2013 9:41:03 GMT -5
No darling, Cro Cop, you're lurking, not talking... I know it's hard when you've been hit in the head too many times, but please recognize the difference. As Manager of an opposing fight club, I'll feel free to speak and you'd be good to remember that Kimbo and Forrest are happy to back me up. They don't need to lurk.
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Post by The Sandmen on Feb 19, 2013 15:02:07 GMT -5
Ben Askren: "Who are you talking to? Don't you even know how to take an insult? It's much like a Ferocity fighter's fight. You take it on the chin, then you lay down for a while, then someone will come explain what happened to you later. It's really damned simple. But Ferocity is sitting here babbling at Cro Cop, not even awknowledging that I was speaking, not Cro Cop. Better luck next lifetime, chicky-poo. You drew the short straw this time, but maybe next life you can be a cat, or a dog, or a cow or something. Anything a few levels above human female."
Cro Cop: (says nothing, lurks in the corner, gold glistening around his shoulder)
Brian Stann: "I wish everyone would just get a long and respect one another."
The Sandmen Representative: "The comments of some of our fighters do not reflect the opinions of the Sandmen fight team. That being said, we cannot help but remind Ferocity where it was that Kimbo was finely tuned into the beast he is today. You're welcome."
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