Edwards vs. Penn

[The Sandmen]

Yves Edwards glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
B.J. Penn looks very relaxed.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.

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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.


Superb haymaker by B.J.
that lands on Edwards's face like a cannon ball!


The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round
B.J. begins to launch a barrage of punches over Edwards
this is getting worse and worse for Edwards


B.J. Penn launches a low kick
that almost wrenches Edwards's knee!


B.J. Penn launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Edwards blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Yves Edwards's cheek! Edwards stumbles and the falls to the mat!
There is a small laceration on Yves Edwards's Left cheek


B.J. is standing while Edwards is on the ground on his back
B.J. moves backwards and gestures for Yves Edwards to stand up.
Yves Edwards is on his feet again.


Yves Edwards fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut
it lands on B.J.'s chin
B.J.'s Chin is beginning to swell


Edwards decides to launch some tentative punches
B.J. Penn takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Edwards has a small cut in his Chin


Incredible haymaker from B.J. Penn!
You can see Yves Edwards's head being snapped backwards!


You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Yves Edwards can end the fight with his ground and pound.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.


B.J. Penn launches a rapid series of punches
taking Edwards from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome!
That punishment by B.J. Penn has left Edwards staggered! B.J. Penn should try push forward now and finish this!


Inside leg kick from Edwards
that lands on B.J. Penn's leg.


The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.


B.J. Penn launches a rapid series of punches
taking Edwards from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome!
Edwards's Forehead is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Edwards seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.


Edwards steps forward
B.J. Penn catches him with an uppercut to the face!
Edwards's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
That punishment by B.J. Penn has left Edwards staggered! B.J. Penn should try push forward now and finish this!


Yves Edwards steps forward and fires a high kick!
B.J. blocks decisively, as if to say, "No KO for me, thanks!"
B.J. is trying to counter now!
A wicked punch by B.J. Penn
rocks Edwards!
Edwards fell like he got shot! This is over!

Winner is B.J. Penn by KO (Punch) at 2:53 Round 1

Statistics: Yves Edwards
Punches 1/2 (50%)
Kicks 1/2 (50%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 6 s

Statistics: B.J. Penn
Punches 29/34 (85%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Penn shows up in absolute peak form, making the very worthy Edwards appear unworthy. Impressive.

[xx - Team GAP]

It's what penn does.

[The Sandmen]

Usually about 60% of the time. The other 40%, he stays at home, playing with his cats.

[xx - Team GAP]

i thought he played with his tallywacker

AKA lil penn

[The Sandmen]

I wonder if Jens Pulver calls his penis Lil' Lil' Evil. I hope not, cause the nickname is lame enough as is. Plus, what kind of sicko wants to know the answer to that question anyways. Fricken pervs. Jeez

[xx - Team GAP]

besides lil lil makes it sound too tiny

[The Sandmen]

If the shoe fits.

[xx - Team GAP]

if the condom fits in this case

[The Rocketmen]

In GAP's case, it never does.
Boorah, #rinning.
Here comes GAP to write "yah cuz its 2 big!"
I'll save you the hassle. No. It isn't.

[The Sandmen]

Dec 11, 2013 16:36:22 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

I'll save you the hassle. No. It isn't.

That's what she said. (To GAP)

[xx - Team GAP]

wow i don't even need to say anything cause you'll just put the words in my mouth.. well damn man.. in that case i know your gonna say "Rocketmen and Sandmen are retarded because we don't really know anything but we will think we do" I say you goofy bastards need to say something then i say something then you can retort then i can retort... this is how a conversation is made.

[The Rocketmen]

I really wasn't going to say that. But I am glad you confirmed that I was correct. I didn't, however, see the term "goofy bastards" coming, as this is no longer 1972, otherwise all we'd be talking about is the Summit Series.

[xx - Team GAP]

so what do you think about the summit series?

[The Sandmen]

I was disappointed in Team Canada, to be honest. We played like goons.

[The Rocketmen]

Yeah, lots of police.