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Post by xx - Team GAP on May 2, 2014 1:36:42 GMT -5
since we are talking about johnny depp...
Captain Jack Sparrow Power: Sword fighting Weakness: Rum
Sweeny Todd Power: Ability to lure people in and cut their throat Weakness: Pies
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 1:47:58 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow. Since he is good at sword fighting he would be able to defend himself from Todd's knife.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on May 2, 2014 1:51:34 GMT -5
But Todd would wait for sparrow to be drunk on rum and lure him in for a "shave".
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 1:54:51 GMT -5
But who said there was rum where they were fighting
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Post by The Sandmen on May 2, 2014 3:37:15 GMT -5
Sparrow gives into temptation. Sweeney would be unlikely to duel, thus never play in Jack's comfort zone. He would be more cerebral and destroy the brash Sparrow. Plus, a Sparrow is a bird, and birds are lame. Thus, Todd would win. He is a Todd.
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Post by Ferocity on May 2, 2014 6:42:53 GMT -5
Sweeny Todd is brilliant, sadistic, and has NO moral code. Clearly he could take Sparrow, a drunk, only semi bright idiot who blusters his way into everything (like for example a barber shop on a bad bet?). Killing Sparrow would be too easy and a mercy for all of us ensuring crappy movies cease.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 2, 2014 16:01:59 GMT -5
I just realized I was not even kind of paying attention to my reply here, and had a couple half-sentences in there making the whole thing make no sense. I think I was talking to someone at the time. Anyways, my answer has been updated to make more sense now.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on May 3, 2014 3:44:17 GMT -5
so did we agree that Todd would beat sparrow then? If so then somebody post the next fight to discuss.
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Post by Lord Byron's Conquistadors on May 3, 2014 4:34:40 GMT -5
sparrow cause he is funnier yo
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Post by Ferocity on May 3, 2014 12:03:33 GMT -5
ok... I feel that these are surprising difficult to create, so forgive the fact that mine suck or make some yourself (please). Sid (the evil kid from Toy Story) Power: Evil genius and Creative torture Weakness: Owns things that want him dead vs. Randal Boggs (evil from Monster's Inc) Power: Turns invisible and scares children Weakness: Desperate need for adoration despite evilness
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 13:45:40 GMT -5
Randal. He can turn invisible sneak up behind the kid and snap his neck.
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Post by The Sandmen on May 3, 2014 16:46:54 GMT -5
Sid because he is badass and once he catches a hold of you, you'll BURN!!! It's not really relevant that his toys hate him, as Randal would be unable to get them to rally behind him in any form of open rebellion anyways. Thus, awesome asshole kid Sid wins.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 19:34:36 GMT -5
How can he catch you if he can't see you??
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Post by The Sandmen on May 3, 2014 23:19:03 GMT -5
Randal is arrogant. He needs to be seen. He comes out of hiding all the time to boast about his accomplishments. Sid is a self-serving prick of a child, who doesn't aim to impress anyone. That is Randall's downfall, and Sid's victory.
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Post by Lord Byron's Conquistadors on May 4, 2014 14:15:44 GMT -5
randol
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