Team GrappleMuch Calls Out League
Jun 9, 2014 23:59:34 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2014 23:59:34 GMT -5
(At the end of ManMMA 219, the entire Team GrappleMuch? team went to the octagon to address the fans, and the league)
"When we first re-arrived on the scene of ManMMA, the rest of the league doubted us. The rest of the league shrugged us off, and didn't look twice. They thought we would be pushovers. A team headlined by Ryan Bader, The Animal Bautista, the new team TJ Dillashaw, they thought we would perish. They thought we would fall to the ground.
ManMMA 218, the official return of Team GrappleMuch? A night where Team GrappleMuch? went undefeated. A night where Chris Weidman came out and put the middleweight on notice and proved how beastly he can be. TJ Dillashaw went out in his ManMMA debut and showed why, that by Zenith of next year, he will be the face of the ManMMA lightweight division.
Tonight, ManMMA 219 rolled around, and it was another successful night for Team GrappleMuch? Ryan Bader went out to that octagon and proved that he is ready to take the next step forward, that he is ready to contend for ManMMA Heavyweight Title. Now, Thiago Silva did lose, but he only lost because that morning he hurt is back, but couldn't see a doctor before the fight to get it cancelled. Silva fought hurt, and should he have been healthy, he would have won. There is no doubt in our minds about it. Then, Johnny Hendricks got screwed. I have been informed by unidentified sources, that Nick Diaz FAILED his drug test before the fight, but the ManMMA president looked the other way and allowed Diaz to fight.
In our minds, we are 5-0. Which is a better start then the original legendary team began.
I can't wait for TJ Dillashaw to take the Lightweight Title. I can't wait for Chris Weidman to take the middleweight title. I can't wait for Ryan Bader to take the Heavyweight title. I can't wait for Dave Bautista to destroy everyone in his path. I can't wait for Demitrius Johnson, Rory MacDonald, and Johnny Hendricks to be show that even the bottom end of Team GrappleMuch? is far superior to the top of every other team in this league.
We have a versus card this off-season against Phoenix Fight Club. We are going to run over them. Chances are they will get lucky in a fight or two, but as a team, we will dominate them. Then, we will move onto the next scum of a team that thinks they can come close to us as a team. Everyone in this league is a bunch of amateurs. A bunch of no good teams that need to learn their place and show some respect.
The Rocketmen ? You don't even know what fighters you have on your team. How about you quit this and focus on becoming more then an opening act for Clay Aiken with what you call a band.
xx - Team GAP ? Yeah, there is a large Gap from the talent on Team GrappleMuch? to the no good talent on your "team"
xx - Former Rebel Storm ? The only think Rebellious about your team is how the fans of ManMMA rebel when they see any of your fighters on the card.
xx - The Broad Street Bullies ? Broad Street Bullies? More like Broad Street Roadkill. You know, I bet more people would stand there and watch roadkill being ass fucked by a hobo instead of watch your shitstain of a team fight in that octagon.
xx - The Underdog Regime ? Ultimate Underdogs, that's fitting, even you know your team is a pile of flaming horse shit, and that they are lucky to win anything in this league at all
Ferocity ? Aw, how cute of a name that is sunshine. Are you in a bird watching league, or a league of top athletes going punch to punch, kick to kick, to knock the fuck out of each other?
@kadri43 ? I don't really think I need to say a whole lot. Your name is likely copyrighted from a bottom end company that sells low end bulldozers. Oh, forgive me, you're a low end fight team that has low end fighters, it actually fits quiet well.
The West Coast Knockouts ? You're from the West Coast.
Lord Byron's Conquistadors ? I didn't even know you were still around. I actually don't mind you. After all, every top corporation needs to have a puny little sidekick. Someone in the story needs to get their ass kicked, and I decided that will be you.
xx - Camp Cannon ? Sounds like a summer day camp for a bunch of prepubescent little children, and from looking at the names on your roster, I appear to be right.
The Sandmen ? The team that comes closest talent wise to us. Even then, you are a cocky, no good, piece of trash, son of a bitch. I can't wait for the day that our teams go head to head and I send you running back to the office of the ManMMA president where you will have more homosexual relations then Channing Tatum and One Direction does combined.
Finally, xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club . I think our feelings toward each other are well known. At the versus event this off-season millions of people are going to be viewing the total annihilation of what you call a fight team. It is filled with a bunch of no good females, and while you train them, we at GrappleMuch? simply fuck them. We don't lower our standards. Beyond that you have a bunch of male fighters that are so below average that even flower girl Ferocity has a more intimidating team then you. I will take pleasure in every injury my team inflicts on you. It's not about Wins and Loses, its about putting your team out of commission, to brighten the future of ManMMA
So here's a message to ~ The President ~. TJ Dillashaw vs the Lightweight Champion, whoever it may be, for the Lightweight Championship at ManMMA 221. We don't care about any bullshit tournaments, or any other fighter in the division. MY CLIENT TJ DILLASHAW WAS THE UFC BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION BEFORE COMING TO MANMMA BECAUSE TO JOIN THIS TEAM. HE IS NOT JUST WORTHY OF THIS, HE DESERVES THIS.
That is not a request... it's a demand.
(Trainer Cor drops the mic, and Team GrappleMuch leaves the octagon. Everyone in attendance is shocked at what they just witnessed.)