Liddell vs. Rua

[The Sandmen]

Chuck Liddell is beating himself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking himself in the face, body and legs to get ready for his scrap.
Shogun Rua doesn't look concerned about anything his opponent brings to the table.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
Chuck Liddell comes with a 3 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Josh Rosenthal.

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Round 1
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Iceman and Shogun move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!


The two exchange wildly
Shogun is connecting with a few punches


Iceman tries some clinching in order to control the fight...
Well done. Iceman is clinching with Shogun.


The fighters are clinching.
Iceman tries to take Shogun Rua down... Shogun stumbles backwards and Chuck Liddell launches a few punches...
One swing hits hard Shogun's jaw!
Shogun Rua can't continue fighting. Josh Rosenthal doesn't allow him to continue fighting with his swollen left eye!

Winner is Chuck Liddell by TKO (Stoppage - Swollen eye) at 0:44 Round 1

Statistics: Chuck Liddell
Punches 0/3 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/3 (33%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Shogun Rua
Punches 3/4 (75%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s


Chuck Liddell had a nightmare here today. He should be ashamed of his performance in this fight.
What a dull and boring fighter Shogun was today. He needs to improve his performance if he wants the fans cheer for him.
This is finally over! People here will riot if we see another fight like this one.

I left the program's commentary in, because it was funny. Not funnier than me, but funny enough to publish for the likes of you guys.

But seriously, the fight was 44 seconds long, and "THIS IS FINALLY OVER!!!!"

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

I like how the one punch Chuck landed hit Shogun right on the jaw, but resulted in a swollen eye.

[The Rocketmen]

I love that the program, a computer program, literally felt "fuck that, this sucked, fuck this shit."

Know what also sucked? Living in Pompeii:

Part 6:

After thick layers of ash covered Pompeii and Herculaneum, they were abandoned and eventually their names and locations were forgotten. The first time any part of them was unearthed was in 1599, when the digging of an underground channel to divert the river Sarno ran into ancient walls covered with paintings and inscriptions. The architect Domenico Fontana was called in; he unearthed a few more frescoes, then covered them over again, and nothing more came of the discovery. A wall inscription had mentioned a decurio Pompeii ("the town councillor of Pompeii") but its reference to the long-forgotten Roman city was missed.