Johnson vs. Woodley

[The Sandmen]

ManMMA Middleweight Championship

Anthony Johnson glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
Tyron Woodley is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Now Anthony Johnson put his title in contention against Woodley.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.

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Round 1
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Rumble and Woodley move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!


Rumble seems hesitant as if he would give the initiative to his opponent.
Anthony Johnson launches a rapid series of punches
that glance off Woodley's arms.
Poorly executed technique. Tyron Woodley looks to counter!
Tyron Woodley has found an opening in the defense of Rumble, launching a big hook
Anthony Johnson steps backwards and avoids that hook!


Anthony Johnson has found an opening in the defense of Woodley, launching a big hook
Bang! That could break Woodley's ribs.
That punishment by Anthony Johnson has left Woodley staggered! Anthony Johnson should try push forward now and finish this!


Woodley stumbles backwards staggered and Anthony Johnson launches aggressively over his opponent throwing some wild punches!
Woodley is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat hard! Is he out?
Anthony Johnson turns out the lights for Woodley! What an astonishing KO by Rumble!
Woodley's Nose is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Tyron Woodley's Nose

Winner is Anthony Johnson by KO (Punches) at 0:46 Round 1

Statistics: Anthony Johnson
Punches 3/14 (21%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Tyron Woodley
Punches 0/1 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s


Anthony Johnson defends the Middleweight title!

What a remarkably anti-climactic fight. No flash KO. Rumble murdered him with 3 landed punches.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Good luck next time Tyron... looks like ya cant cut it with the big boys.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Aug 4, 2018 9:42:12 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Good luck next time Tyron... looks like ya cant cut it with the big boys.

you* can't*

Also, the ellipses is unneeded, a comma (like I just used) would have been way more efficient.

[The Rocketmen]

reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 4, 2018 10:41:06 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep

This took me to a random site on reddit... now I'm lost.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 4, 2018 9:48:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Aug 4, 2018 9:42:12 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Good luck next time Tyron... looks like ya cant cut it with the big boys.

you* can't*

Also, the ellipses is unneeded, a comma (like I just used) would have been way more efficient.

Aug 4, 2018 1:13:27 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Unsure if people who correct other people's spelling and grammar online realize how douchey they come across. All this does is derail any discussion that was being had, or any point the original poster may have made, or discussion they wanted to have. Possibly even making them more hesitant to post in the future. And for what? To look smarter? Or do people actually believe they are educating people at this point?

If we could practice toning correcting people, especially here where most people are on their phones and 10% of the site have English degrees, that would be great.

Fucking loser.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Aug 4, 2018 10:49:46 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Aug 4, 2018 9:48:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

you* can't*

Also, the ellipses is unneeded, a comma (like I just used) would have been way more efficient.

Aug 4, 2018 1:13:27 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Unsure if people who correct other people's spelling and grammar online realize how douchey they come across. All this does is derail any discussion that was being had, or any point the original poster may have made, or discussion they wanted to have. Possibly even making them more hesitant to post in the future. And for what? To look smarter? Or do people actually believe they are educating people at this point?

If we could practice toning correcting people, especially here where most people are on their phones and 10% of the site have English degrees, that would be great.

Fucking loser.

Clearly my reply went over your inept mind.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 4, 2018 11:46:50 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Aug 4, 2018 10:49:46 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Fucking loser.

Clearly my reply went over your inept mind.

Fucking loser.

[The Rocketmen]

i remember being young too

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 4, 2018 14:57:54 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

i remember being young too

Fucking loser.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Aug 4, 2018 14:57:54 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

i remember being young too

Y'all witnessed my youngness...