Post by The Mighty Ducks on Aug 8, 2018 11:19:08 GMT -5
i listn to a podcast about bad movies and stuff and i like it and they always giv these funny weird or stupid reviews lepeople post on amazon and stuff so i figurd id try and look some up and see what thye say.
here u go
REVIEW 1
FOUR STARS
This movie is terrible.
I love this movie.
After E.T. showed corporate executives everywhere that you could sell tons candy to kids if you put the candy in a movie they like, some cynical Hollywood people cranked out this pathetic E.T. rip-off mostly to sell kids Coke, McDonalds, and Skittles.
REVIEW 2
THREE STARS
This movie was cute years ago but having seen it recently, Its god awful and fun!
The alien father, mother and sister look like deformed, emaciated cadavers.
Aside from that, there is a sick hilarity to be found here watching the wheel-chair bound kid rolling downhill in a state of screaming panic.
REVIEW 3
FIVE STARS
m a c a n d m e g r e a t f o r t h e k i ds cool
here u go
REVIEW 1
FOUR STARS
This movie is terrible.
I love this movie.
After E.T. showed corporate executives everywhere that you could sell tons candy to kids if you put the candy in a movie they like, some cynical Hollywood people cranked out this pathetic E.T. rip-off mostly to sell kids Coke, McDonalds, and Skittles.
REVIEW 2
THREE STARS
This movie was cute years ago but having seen it recently, Its god awful and fun!
The alien father, mother and sister look like deformed, emaciated cadavers.
Aside from that, there is a sick hilarity to be found here watching the wheel-chair bound kid rolling downhill in a state of screaming panic.
REVIEW 3
FIVE STARS
m a c a n d m e g r e a t f o r t h e k i ds cool
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!