VanZant vs. Dern

[The Sandmen]

Paige VanZant is calm in her corner. She looks convinced of her abilities.
Mackenzie Dern looks like she's feeling the pressure.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.

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Round 1
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VanZant and Dern move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
Mackenzie Dern attempts a sweep single...
Mackenzie Dern catches Paige VanZant's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Dern.
The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Dern use some of her wrestling skills to escape from the closed guard!
Paige VanZant holds Mackenzie Dern and prevents her from moving to a better position!
The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Dern tries to improve her position on the ground as she sits on her knees and tries to break the closed guard.
VanZant leans and gets Mackenzie Dern's arms as she brings her to the ground again.
Dern clumsily fails here and it's time for Paige VanZant to fight back!
Paige VanZant isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
Crippling lock!
Dern tries to break the lock slamming Paige VanZant against the mat!
Paige VanZant doesn't allow Mackenzie Dern to escape. She is tightening the Kimura
Dern blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass VanZant's guard.
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Dern is in closed guard... VanZant tries to roll on the ground!
Mackenzie Dern uses her leg to keep her position on the ground
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Mackenzie Dern tries to pass Paige VanZant's guard...
Mackenzie Dern passes momentarily but Paige VanZant regains full guard.
The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Mackenzie Dern looks to posture up and open Paige VanZant's guard...
Paige VanZant has a solid guard and keeps her ankles locked.
Mackenzie Dern is in closed guard over VanZant
Dern breaths deeply while on the ground
Herb Dean has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands up the fighters.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in GM Place (Vancouver, British Columbia) are cheering for the fighters.
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Dern is holding Paige VanZant's left leg... She's trying to take her down.
Paige VanZant loses balance and goes to the ground.
Mackenzie Dern is in side mount over Paige VanZant
Dern shifts to north-south position and tries to finish with a lock!
Dern is locking that North South Choke...
Punishing hold!
VanZant's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Dern is locking that North South Choke...
VanZant's Left cheek is beginning to swell
VanZant struggles to free herself
You can see the pain reflected in VanZant's eyes...
VanZant pushes Mackenzie Dern forward against her back and breaks the lock!
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
VanZant tries to improve her position on the ground as she sits on her knees and tries to break the closed guard.
Dern leans and gets Paige VanZant's arms as she brings her to the ground again.
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
Stand up! This is what VanZant's cornermen are shouting. Mackenzie Dern is a submission master and she can finish the fight if you mess with her on the ground.
Mackenzie Dern isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
Dern is locking that Kimura...
Punishing hold!
VanZant struggles to free herself
VanZant blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass Dern's guard.
Paige VanZant is in half guard over Dern
Mackenzie Dern tries to close the guard.
Dern put Paige VanZant in closed guard.
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
2:17 Round 1 and VanZant is still in good shape. She sure has trained hard for this fight.
VanZant struggles on the ground and tries to break Mackenzie Dern's guard...
Dern doesn't want to free her opponent and VanZant continues in closed guard
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
Mackenzie Dern isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
VanZant blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass Dern's guard.
VanZant tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
VanZant tries to open up Mackenzie Dern's defense faking a few punches.
Mackenzie Dern wraps her arms around VanZant's arms and counters the punches.
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
VanZant is in closed guard... Dern tries to roll on the ground!
Paige VanZant uses her leg to keep her position on the ground
VanZant tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Paige VanZant aggressively and repeatedly punches Dern.
Good job by Dern blocking and slipping the blows.
Herb Dean has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands up the fighters.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
VanZant is holding Mackenzie Dern's right leg... She's trying to take her down.
Mackenzie Dern loses balance and goes to the ground.
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Paige VanZant is in side mount over Mackenzie Dern
VanZant tries to move to full mount!
Dern won't allow her to take this position easily.
Paige VanZant is in side mount over Mackenzie Dern
Mackenzie Dern attempts to trap Paige VanZant in her guard.
Mackenzie Dern manages to switch to half guard.
The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round
Paige VanZant is in half guard over Dern
Dern shows no signs of slowing down. She's in great shape.
Mackenzie Dern tries to close the guard.
Dern put Paige VanZant in closed guard.
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
VanZant is in closed guard... Dern tries to roll on the ground!
Paige VanZant uses her leg to keep her position on the ground
VanZant is trying to counter now!
Paige VanZant fakes some punches
Dern ties her up.
Paige VanZant is in closed guard over Dern
Dern switches to high guard just before trying to sink a triangle!
VanZant is out! She has a broken orbital bone!

Winner is Mackenzie Dern by TKO (Injury - Broken orbital bone) at 3:55 Round 1

Statistics: Paige VanZant
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/10 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 195 s

Statistics: Mackenzie Dern
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 4/4 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 195 s

The woman who just moved in across the street is named Mackenzie. She goes by Kenzie though. She also used to own the horse that my mother-in-law now owns. #TrueStories

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

How did this fucking injury even happen? Also, Paige just got back from an injury damn it.
#TrueStories

[The Rocketmen]

12. Once I gained full mount on Danny, I hit him a few times, and then opened my mouth and began spitting all of the blood over his face. Then, in dramatic fashion, I began to laugh maniacally at him and shook my bloody face at him. #TrueStories

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Dec 18, 2018 10:43:32 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

12. Once I gained full mount on Danny, I hit him a few times, and then opened my mouth and began spitting all of the blood over his face. Then, in dramatic fashion, I began to laugh maniacally at him and shook my bloody face at him. #TrueStories

I can see this happening very clearly in a movie I watched recently, but do not remember the movie.... Fight Club?

[Sons of Anarchy]

Once Austin fucked a dog

#Truestory

[The Sandmen]

Dec 18, 2018 22:27:20 GMT -5 Sons of Anarchy said:

Once Austin fucked a dog

#Truestory

Holy shit. Also, not surprised. Though I am sure that was awkward for the dog, as Austin probably didn't let it out to pee first.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Dec 18, 2018 23:55:49 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Dec 18, 2018 22:27:20 GMT -5 Sons of Anarchy said:

Once Austin fucked a dog

#Truestory

Holy shit. Also, not surprised. Though I am sure that was awkward for the dog, as Austin probably didn't let it out to pee first.

The fucking things you remember... smh

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Dec 18, 2018 22:27:20 GMT -5 Sons of Anarchy said:

Once Austin fucked a dog

#Truestory

-_-

[The Rocketmen]

One thing I know for sure is that this dog incident did NOT happen at a scholastic book fair.

[The Sandmen]

Dec 19, 2018 8:36:10 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

One thing I know for sure is that this dog incident did NOT happen at a scholastic book fair.

#TrueStories