Post by The Sandmen on Jan 14, 2019 0:28:39 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Mirko Cro Cop raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Cro Cop is the fighter that will win today if we pay attention to the bets.
Mirko Cro Cop comes with a 5 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Steve Mazzagatti.
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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
Cro Cop shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
The two exchange wildly
Cro Cop is connecting with a few punches
SpongeBob Lashpants is holding Mirko Cro Cop's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Mirko Cro Cop loses balance and goes to the ground.
The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in side mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Mirko Cro Cop attempts to trap Bobby Lashley in his guard.
Mirko Cro Cop manages to switch to full guard.
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Cro Cop tries to close his guard around SpongeBob Lashpants
He is not able to do it
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Bobby Lashley wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Bobby Lashley can't find an opening in his opponent's guard!
Cro Cop tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Cro Cop tries to close his guard around SpongeBob Lashpants
He is not able to do it
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Bobby Lashley storms over Cro Cop with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
SpongeBob Lashpants doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again Cro Cop's face with his elbows!
Cro Cop's Chin is beginning to swell
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants tries to move to full mount
SpongeBob Lashpants's ground game is not enough to provide him any advantage
Cro Cop is trying to counter now!
Cro Cop measures the resilience of SpongeBob Lashpants's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in SpongeBob Lashpants's side.
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants throws a few hammer fists to the face of Mirko Cro Cop
Solid shots!
Cro Cop has a small cut in his Mouth
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Cro Cop tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Steve Mazzagatti halts the fight to stand up Mirko Cro Cop. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
SpongeBob Lashpants leads with a punch
Mirko Cro Cop avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Cro Cop is holding Bobby Lashley's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Bobby Lashley shows great balance while pushing away Mirko Cro Cop
Mirko Cro Cop attempts to cut off SpongeBob Lashpants with punches
SpongeBob Lashpants reels from the strikes.
Bobby Lashley leans forwards and tries to grapple with Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants shows his clinching skills. Both fighters are clinching now.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Mirko Cro Cop pushes away SpongeBob Lashpants trying to keep the fight at striking range
SpongeBob Lashpants doesn't want to break the clinch as he still is grappling with Mirko Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants is trying to counter now!
SpongeBob Lashpants grab one of Mirko Cro Cop's arm and tries a Hip Throw
Mirko Cro Cop landed hard on his back
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop launches an up-kick intended for Bobby Lashley's head...
It lands flush with Bobby Lashley's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop launches an up-kick intended for Bobby Lashley's head...
It lands flush with Bobby Lashley's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop kicks his legs trying to keep Bobby Lashley away.
Bobby Lashley takes a kick to the body.
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Cro Cop tries to hit Bobby Lashley with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. SpongeBob Lashpants steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Steve Mazzagatti halts the fight to stand up Mirko Cro Cop. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Back to the beginning! Mirko Cro Cop is standing now.
Mirko Cro Cop swings...
hard impact to SpongeBob Lashpants's face!
Mirko Cro Cop steps forward and fires a high kick!
Vicious high kick, I can't believe that landed!
SpongeBob Lashpants's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Bobby Lashley's Chin
Bobby Lashley seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Mirko Cro Cop!
Brutal-looking high kick from Mirko Cro Cop!
You could hear the impact from the back seats!
Steve Mazzagatti has seen enough! The fight is over! SpongeBob Lashpants was not intelligently defending himself!
Winner is Mirko Cro Cop by TKO (High kick) at 3:37 Round 1
Statistics: Bobby Lashley
Punches 0/3 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 8/11 (73%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 77 s
Statistics: Mirko Cro Cop
Punches 9/11 (82%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/2 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 112 s
SpongeBob got some shit done, then stopped getting it done and got kick-times. CCKCCW.
Mirko Cro Cop raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Cro Cop is the fighter that will win today if we pay attention to the bets.
Mirko Cro Cop comes with a 5 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Steve Mazzagatti.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
The bell announces the first round!
Cro Cop shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
The two exchange wildly
Cro Cop is connecting with a few punches
SpongeBob Lashpants is holding Mirko Cro Cop's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Mirko Cro Cop loses balance and goes to the ground.
The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in side mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Mirko Cro Cop attempts to trap Bobby Lashley in his guard.
Mirko Cro Cop manages to switch to full guard.
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Cro Cop tries to close his guard around SpongeBob Lashpants
He is not able to do it
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Bobby Lashley wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Bobby Lashley can't find an opening in his opponent's guard!
Cro Cop tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Cro Cop tries to close his guard around SpongeBob Lashpants
He is not able to do it
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Bobby Lashley storms over Cro Cop with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
SpongeBob Lashpants doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again Cro Cop's face with his elbows!
Cro Cop's Chin is beginning to swell
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants tries to move to full mount
SpongeBob Lashpants's ground game is not enough to provide him any advantage
Cro Cop is trying to counter now!
Cro Cop measures the resilience of SpongeBob Lashpants's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in SpongeBob Lashpants's side.
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants throws a few hammer fists to the face of Mirko Cro Cop
Solid shots!
Cro Cop has a small cut in his Mouth
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Bobby Lashley is in open guard over Cro Cop
Cro Cop tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Steve Mazzagatti halts the fight to stand up Mirko Cro Cop. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
SpongeBob Lashpants leads with a punch
Mirko Cro Cop avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Cro Cop is holding Bobby Lashley's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Bobby Lashley shows great balance while pushing away Mirko Cro Cop
Mirko Cro Cop attempts to cut off SpongeBob Lashpants with punches
SpongeBob Lashpants reels from the strikes.
Bobby Lashley leans forwards and tries to grapple with Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants shows his clinching skills. Both fighters are clinching now.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Mirko Cro Cop pushes away SpongeBob Lashpants trying to keep the fight at striking range
SpongeBob Lashpants doesn't want to break the clinch as he still is grappling with Mirko Cro Cop
SpongeBob Lashpants is trying to counter now!
SpongeBob Lashpants grab one of Mirko Cro Cop's arm and tries a Hip Throw
Mirko Cro Cop landed hard on his back
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop launches an up-kick intended for Bobby Lashley's head...
It lands flush with Bobby Lashley's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop launches an up-kick intended for Bobby Lashley's head...
It lands flush with Bobby Lashley's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Mirko Cro Cop kicks his legs trying to keep Bobby Lashley away.
Bobby Lashley takes a kick to the body.
SpongeBob Lashpants is standing while Cro Cop is on the ground on his back
Cro Cop tries to hit Bobby Lashley with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. SpongeBob Lashpants steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Steve Mazzagatti halts the fight to stand up Mirko Cro Cop. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Back to the beginning! Mirko Cro Cop is standing now.
Mirko Cro Cop swings...
hard impact to SpongeBob Lashpants's face!
Mirko Cro Cop steps forward and fires a high kick!
Vicious high kick, I can't believe that landed!
SpongeBob Lashpants's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Bobby Lashley's Chin
Bobby Lashley seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Mirko Cro Cop!
Brutal-looking high kick from Mirko Cro Cop!
You could hear the impact from the back seats!
Steve Mazzagatti has seen enough! The fight is over! SpongeBob Lashpants was not intelligently defending himself!
Winner is Mirko Cro Cop by TKO (High kick) at 3:37 Round 1
Statistics: Bobby Lashley
Punches 0/3 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 8/11 (73%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 77 s
Statistics: Mirko Cro Cop
Punches 9/11 (82%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/2 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 112 s
SpongeBob got some shit done, then stopped getting it done and got kick-times. CCKCCW.
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!