Evinger vs. Couture

[The Sandmen]

Ferocious staredown by Evinger while Steve Mazzagatti recites the rules.
Kim Couture is beating herself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking herself in the face, body and legs to get ready for her scrap.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Tonya Evinger is the better fighter in my opinion. It would be an upset if she loses today.
The referee of the bout is Steve Mazzagatti.

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Round 1
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Tonya Evinger and Kim Couture touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Kim Couture shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Tonya Evinger is taken off her feet, but she manages to pull Couture into her guard.
Kim Couture is in closed guard over Evinger
Kim Couture looks to posture up and open Tonya Evinger's guard...
Kim Couture forces Tonya Evinger to open her guard.
Kim Couture is in open guard over Evinger
0:47 Round 1 and Evinger is still in good shape. She sure has trained hard for this fight.
Evinger measures the resilience of Couture's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Couture's side.
Kim Couture is in open guard over Evinger
Evinger tries to close her guard around Couture
She succeeds!
Kim Couture is in closed guard over Evinger
Couture tries to escape from closed guard...
Couture struggles to liberate her leg and jumps to half guard!
Kim Couture is in half guard over Evinger
Couture launches a few fake punches and tries to escape!
Evinger is covering herself! Couture tries to force the situation and Evinger clumsily gives her back!
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Couture is in rear mount over Evinger
Evinger has Couture controlling her back while on the ground. She tries to roll and find an escape...
Showing some ground skills Evinger manages to escape from that position and climb to her feet along Couture
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Romexpo (Bucharest, Romania) are cheering for the fighters.
Tonya Evinger is opening up on Couture and raining down combinations!
Couture's corner looks worried!
Couture's Mouth is beginning to swell
That punishment by Tonya Evinger has left Couture staggered! Tonya Evinger should try push forward now and finish this!
Kim Couture looks rattled! Tonya Evinger sees her opportunity to finish the fight and launches an aggressive flurry of punches!
Kim Couture is taking a brutal beating and falls to the mat! The ref could stop this fight at any moment.
Couture seems a bit groggy... her movements are not very coordinated now.
Evinger is standing while Couture is on the ground on her back
Tonya Evinger seems fresh. She may still have a lot of gas in her tank.
Tonya Evinger decides to jump inside Couture's guard.
Couture didn't see that coming. Evinger is in open guard over Couture now.
Couture seems a bit groggy... her movements are not very coordinated now.
Tonya Evinger is in open guard over Couture
Tonya Evinger Swarms all over her opponent trying to finish this fight!
Kim Couture is taking a ton of punishment! She needs to defend herself or the ref will stop the fight.
That punishment by Tonya Evinger has left Couture staggered! Tonya Evinger should try push forward now and finish this!
Tonya Evinger is in open guard over Couture
Evinger moves on the ground...
..and gets to half guard.
That punishment by Tonya Evinger has left Couture staggered! Tonya Evinger should try push forward now and finish this!
Tonya Evinger is in half guard over Couture
Evinger knows her opponent is groggy and begins a relentless rain of punches!
Kim Couture is having a nightmare! Steve Mazzagatti watches for the moment she has to end this!
Couture has a small cut in her Chin
That punishment by Tonya Evinger has left Couture staggered! Tonya Evinger should try push forward now and finish this!
Tonya Evinger is in half guard over Couture
Tonya Evinger tries to free her leg...
Tonya Evinger uses some of her skill by jumping out of Couture's guard. She moves quickly to full mount!
That punishment by Tonya Evinger has left Couture staggered! Tonya Evinger should try push forward now and finish this!
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Kim Couture
Couture tries to move on the ground and shows Tonya Evinger a crack in her guard which she uses for a big elbow!
Bang! Couture's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her head against the mat! Steve Mazzagatti knows she may be calling off the fight soon!
Tonya Evinger turns out the lights for Couture! What an astonishing KO by Evinger!

Winner is Tonya Evinger by KO (Elbow) at 3:05 Round 1

Statistics: Tonya Evinger
Punches 6/8 (75%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 10/15 (67%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 117 s

Statistics: Kim Couture
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 129 s

All Tonya. I, Tonya. Not Tanya, who is Tanya? GTFO, TANYA!!! In high school there was a girl on my hockey team named Tanja. She was hot as fuck.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Did the fact she played hockey have anything to do with how attractive she was?

[The Sandmen]

Only a tiny bit.