Rutten vs. Lesnar

[The Sandmen]

ManMMA Heavyweight Championship

Bas Rutten looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.
Ferocious staredown by Lesnar while Dan Miragliotta recites the rules.
And here we go with the title fight!
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score the win today.
Brock Lesnar comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.

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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!


El Guapo looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Brock Lesnar's punches
Lesnar is on the receiving end of a great combo by El Guapo.


Bone shattering straight right hand from Brock Lesnar!
El Guapo is going to have a big headache after that blow!
El Guapo's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!


Brock Lesnar attempts a sweep single...
Brock Lesnar catches Bas Rutten's far ankle and trips him to the mat! Slick takedown by Lesnar.
Hard blow to El Guapo's mid-section, he seems hurt


Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Lesnar struggles on the ground and tries to break Bas Rutten's guard...
El Guapo doesn't want to free his opponent and Lesnar continues in closed guard


Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Lesnar use some of his wrestling skills to escape from the closed guard!
Bas Rutten holds Brock Lesnar and prevents him from moving to a better position!
El Guapo tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Lesnar is in closed guard... El Guapo tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Brock Lesnar!


The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Lesnar is using some of his ground skills to escape from this...
He pushes El Guapo's knee away and tries to roll! Nice move to get half guard!


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Lesnar positions himself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows!
One, two, three! El Guapo's being punished here!


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
El Guapo measures the resilience of Lesnar's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Lesnar blocks the hits as he works on the ground.


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
El Guapo is taking this opportunity to rest.


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Lesnar has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Brock Lesnar pushes El Guapo's leg and tries to move to full mount.
Nice move by Lesnar who is in full mount! El Guapo is in trouble now!


Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar tries to better his position on the ground...
Bas Rutten tries to roll on the ground...
El Guapo is trying to counter now!
El Guapo tries to move on the ground and escape from the full mount!
He successfully moves to half guard!


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Bas Rutten launches a few punches to Lesnar's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Lesnar tries to cover his face,


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Lesnar looks to be in very good shape.
Brock Lesnar tries to pass Bas Rutten's guard...
Brock Lesnar passes momentarily but Bas Rutten sees and opening and traps him in full guard.


Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Lesnar tries to improve his position on the ground as he sits on his knees and tries to break the closed guard.
El Guapo leans and gets Brock Lesnar's arms as he brings him to the ground again.
El Guapo is trying to counter now!
Bas Rutten gets an arm and tries to apply an armbar. Lesnar spins out, but Bas Rutten was ready for that and quickly switches to a triangle choke!
Lesnar is too good and managed to back out of danger.
Dan Miragliotta halts the fight to stand up Brock Lesnar. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Hallenstadion (Zurich, Switzerland) are cheering for the fighters.


Bas Rutten tries a high kick!
Lesnar was covering for a middle kick but that one almost knocked off his head!


Brock Lesnar circles around El Guapo
Lesnar is holding Bas Rutten's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Bas Rutten loses balance and goes to the ground.
El Guapo's left arm is getting wrenched, it appears to be injured


The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar tries to move to full mount!
El Guapo won't allow him to take this position easily.
El Guapo tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Bas Rutten launches a few punches to Lesnar's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Lesnar tries to cover his face,


Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar looks to mount Bas Rutten...
Bas Rutten takes advantage of his opponent's over commitment and traps him in full guard.


Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
El Guapo cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as Lesnar can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
Lesnar is moving on the ground...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did he do that intentionally?
Dan Miragliotta didn't see that!


Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
Lesnar moves on the ground..
He gets half guard.


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Brock Lesnar storms over El Guapo with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
Lesnar doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again El Guapo's face with his elbows!
El Guapo's Forehead is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Forehead
Bas Rutten seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Brock Lesnar!


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Brock Lesnar tries to pass Bas Rutten's guard...
Brock Lesnar manages to get his leg free and moves to side mount.


Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar leans back...
He clobbers Bas Rutten's face with a huge punch! Ouch!
El Guapo's Mouth is bruised after the punishement he's received!
El Guapo has a small cut in his Mouth
El Guapo seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.


Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar delivers a few accurate elbows!
El Guapo is being hit hard and trys to escape! He has to give his back!
This is over! That impact from Brock Lesnar has left El Guapo laying flat on the mat!
El Guapo's Left eye is beginning to swell
El Guapo has a small cut in his Left eye

Winner is Brock Lesnar by KO (Elbows) at 4:07 Round 1

Statistics: Bas Rutten
Punches 3/4 (75%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 4/8 (50%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s

Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 1/2 (50%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 12/16 (75%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s

Brock Lesnar wins the Heavyweight title!

Brock makes mad work of things, and Bas just had no things here. I started writing something, forgot what I was saying, procrastinated for about 20 minutes, then realized I started to write something, forgot it, and now I am considering this a write-up and I am going to make some damned toast and peanut butter, because #YOLO BITCHES!

"#YOLO BITCHES" made me happy. +1 point for everyone who posts "YOLO BITCHES" below

3...2...1...GO!

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

YOLO BITCHES

Legit though, my cousin screams that when she’s making a left hand turn and can’t see if there is anything traffic coming. Let’s just say I prefer to drive when it’s just her and I.

[The Rocketmen]

Jul 9, 2019 4:52:18 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

YOLO BITCHES

Legit though, my cousin screams that when she’s making a left hand turn and can’t see if there is anything traffic coming. Let’s just say I prefer to drive when it’s just her and I.

What the fuck

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Jul 9, 2019 6:39:05 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Jul 9, 2019 4:52:18 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

YOLO BITCHES

Legit though, my cousin screams that when she’s making a left hand turn and can’t see if there is anything traffic coming. Let’s just say I prefer to drive when it’s just her and I.

What the fuck

And that's what I say everytime she does it. Though it's more like

WHAT THE FUCK, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[The Rocketmen]

I have some bad news for your friend. She will be a former friend to everyone soon. Also, tell her I told you she's a piece of shit. I know nothing about her other than her interest in potentially killing other people. If she wants to die, fine, whatever, die. But doing reckless shit that could lead to someone else getting hurt? She is a complete waste of a human being. Fuck her.

And then tell her if she never does it again, that all of those things I just said can go away.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

And that's why I don't drive with her. Though, in her defence, the last time she did it that I witnessed was like 2-3 years ago, before she got engaged.

[The Rocketmen]

Jul 9, 2019 7:36:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

And that's why I don't drive with her. Though, in her defence, the last time she did it that I witnessed was like 2-3 years ago, before she got engaged.

New plan. Go back in time. Lie to her. Tell her she is a despicable human being that put people at risk.
#ScaredStraight #NotThatKindOfStraight #IRegretHastaggingThisPost

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Jul 9, 2019 9:09:59 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Jul 9, 2019 7:36:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

And that's why I don't drive with her. Though, in her defence, the last time she did it that I witnessed was like 2-3 years ago, before she got engaged.

New plan. Go back in time. Lie to her. Tell her she is a despicable human being that put people at risk.
#ScaredStraight #NotThatKindOfStraight #IRegretHastaggingThisPost

#TooManyHashtags #YOLOAmIRight

[xx - The King's Poison]

I refuse to conform. You can't trust the system. MAAAAAAAAAAN.

[xx - The Wolfpack]

YOLO BITCHES

[The Sandmen]

Jul 9, 2019 10:46:03 GMT -5 xx - The King's Poison said:

I refuse to conform. You can't trust the system. MAAAAAAAAAAN.

Pro tip. Don't refuse to conform outright. Learn the rules, play within them, then bend the living shit out of the rules to do whatever you like within the confines of the structure. The structure is flexible. It will adapt. Then, instead of pointlessly rebelling against a system, you shape and mold the system, bending it to your will. Take enough people with you on your journey, and you can do some real damage. Your stand doesn't become a stand, it becomes a revolution.

[The Rocketmen]

Jul 9, 2019 12:52:50 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Jul 9, 2019 10:46:03 GMT -5 xx - The King's Poison said:

I refuse to conform. You can't trust the system. MAAAAAAAAAAN.

Your stand doesn't become a stand, it becomes a revolution.

Stares at TV stand

FUCK YOUR REVOLUTION!