ManMMA 457 Results

[The Sandmen]

July 25, 2019
GM Place (Vancouver, British Columbia)


Superfight Championship
(HW) Tank Abbott (26-33) vs. Kimbo Slice (48-52)
Winner is Tank Abbott by KO (Punches) at 1:24 Round 2

Welterweight Championship
Chris Leben (50-38) vs. Diego Sanchez (62-46)
Winner is Diego Sanchez by Submission (kimura) at 3:30 Round 1

Heavyweight #1 Contender Bout
Stipe Miocic (16-13) vs. Andrei Arlovski (65-51)
Winner is Andrei Arlovski by KO (Uppercut) at 0:39 Round 2

Bantamweight #1 Contender Bout
Sarah Kaufman (79-39) vs. Amanda Nunes (24-29)
Winner is Amanda Nunes by TKO (Punches) at 1:15 Round 1


Lightweight Tournament Semi-Finals
Cody Garbrandt (20-9) vs. Gilbert Melendez (50-37)
Winner is Gilbert Melendez by KO (Hook) at 0:53 Round 2

Jose Aldo (62-49) vs. Demetrious Johnson (39-42)
Winner is Jose Aldo by KO (Punches) at 1:59 Round 2


Middleweight Tournament Semi-Finals
Brian Stann (22-30) vs. Jason Miller (11-13)
Winner is Jason Miller by Submission (Arm Triangle) at 2:02 Round 2

Yoel Romero (11-12) vs. Alexander Shlemenko (12-9)
Winner is Yoel Romero by KO (GnP) at 2:46 Round 1


Flyweight Tournament Semi-Finals
Claudia Gadelha (19-22) vs. Paige VanZant (32-26)
Winner is Claudia Gadelha by Split decision

Zoila Gurgel (61-52-1) vs. Jessica Aguilar (20-28-2)
Winner is Zoila Gurgel by Unanimous decision


Lightweight Bout
Gray Maynard (38-47) vs. Joseph Benavidez (7-8)
Winner is Joseph Benavidez by KO (Punch) at 0:40 Round 3

Heavyweight Bout
Fedor Emelianenko (47-55) vs. Josh Barnett (29-46-1)
Winner is Fedor Emelianenko by Unanimous decision

Welterweight Bout
Thiago Alves (53-36) vs. Melvin Guillard (62-47)
Winner is Melvin Guillard by TKO (High kick) at 1:36 Round 2

Middleweight Bout
Robert Whittaker (6-10) vs. Ronaldo Souza (9-13)
Winner is Robert Whittaker by KO (High kick) at 0:31 Round 2

Heavyweight Bout
Francis Ngannou (0-2) vs. Oleg Taktarov (10-22)
Winner is Oleg Taktarov by Submission (leglock) at 1:28 Round 3

Welterweight Bout
Hector Lombard (6-10-1) vs. Tony Ferguson (2-12)
Winner is Hector Lombard by KO (Punch) at 1:00 Round 2

Bantamweight Bout
Miriam Nakamoto (15-20) vs. Valerie Letourneau (10-15)
Winner is Miriam Nakamoto by TKO (Low kick) at 2:00 Round 1

Flyweight Bout
Maryna Moroz (13-15-1) vs. Marianna Kheyfets (28-38-1)
Winner is Maryna Moroz by Submission (Triangle Choke) at 1:05 Round 1


Bonuses

Fight of the Night: Miocic vs. Arlovski

KO of the Night: Miriam Nakamoto

Submission of the Night: Maryna Moroz


Statistics

Attendance: 19,193 (100%)

Buy Rate: 4,034,052

[The Sandmen]

Austin writes things here.
And champs win points.
This is a haiku
True story yo.

Rocketmen - 14
Rattlesnakes - 11
Ducks - 11
Anarchy - 13
Byron - 11
Sandman - 12

+1 Rocketmen (Predictions)
+1 GAP (WW Belt)

[The Rocketmen]

Jul 25, 2019 22:39:45 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Austin writes things here.
And champs win points.
This is a haiku
True story yo.

Narrator:
It's not a Haiku.
You need seven syllables
In the middle, tard.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

How many fuckin fights did xx - Team GAP have here?

[xx - Team GAP]

way to go gappers!!! well done... keep it going

[xx - Team GAP]

Jul 25, 2019 23:17:25 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

How many fuckin fights did xx - Team GAP have here?

9

[xx - Team GAP]

Jul 25, 2019 23:18:07 GMT -5 xx - Team GAP said:

Jul 25, 2019 23:17:25 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

How many fuckin fights did xx - Team GAP have here?

9

sorry 8 miscounted

[The Sandmen]

Jul 25, 2019 23:01:32 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Jul 25, 2019 22:39:45 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Austin writes things here.
And champs win points.
This is a haiku
True story yo.

Narrator:
It's not a Haiku.
You need seven syllables
In the middle, tard.

A haiku is
whatever the cunt i say it is
you impotent weasel
who likes dong

[The Rocketmen]

Jul 25, 2019 23:43:57 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Jul 25, 2019 23:01:32 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Narrator:
It's not a Haiku.
You need seven syllables
In the middle, tard.

A haiku is
whatever the cunt i say it is
you impotent weasel
who likes dong

Your insults are lame.
Next time try harder you cuck.
Off I go to work.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Get along you two
There is no need for this shit
Haikus are very lame

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Austin ruined it
As Austin usually does
Because he’s Austin

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Jul 26, 2019 10:10:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Austin ruined it
As Austin usually does
Because he’s Austin

You're not good at Haikus...

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Jul 26, 2019 10:30:38 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Jul 26, 2019 10:10:06 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Austin ruined it
As Austin usually does
Because he’s Austin

You're not good at Haikus...

That’s fine, you’re not good at anything. Dweeb.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Jul 26, 2019 10:49:26 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Jul 26, 2019 10:30:38 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

You're not good at Haikus...

That’s fine, you’re not good at anything. Dweeb.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww snap. That carefully thought out roast was so unbelievably good and well thought out, I might just have to retire from the site and never show my face here again.