The Quads
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The Quadriceps Femorises
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Post by The Quads on Aug 7, 2019 17:52:59 GMT -5
 Quadference: August 7th 2019 6:52 PM ESTFirst off, I'd like to thank all of you for taking the time out of your day to attend our Quadference. It has been a troubling week in Quadland with the recent news surrounding some of our fighters and staff members. We hope with the following changes can steer our franchise in the right direction. Aisling Daly, she's done. We suspected something was fishy with this fighter, as it is not the norm for Quad fighters to ever reach the 'danger' mark due to poor play. As has been duly noted from the Man MMA 459 title fight, Letourneau landed three substantial kicks to Daly's left thigh, resulting in three separate loud 'pops.' The majority of us thought this was due to a hyper-extension injury, unfortunately, this is not the case. In order to keep up with our other great fighters, Daly defaulted to quad-implants, of which popped during the title fight. As you see, the Quad is made up of four main muscles, three of which popped, all of which were implants. With this information, the Quad organization has banned Mrs. Daly from ever wearing a Quad jersey again. We wish her the best in her career. We have removed the 'North American after-party bus driver' role Mr. Voynov's duties, in light with his recent arrest. It is unfortunate this happened, it's nobody's fault. We still have full faith in Voynov's Russian fighting abilities and will keep him on staff. In light of the 'Mayhem' Miller arrest, we have suspended Jason Miller for the upcoming Grand Prix. It is clear that Mr. Miller needs to learn his lesson and we feel him missing the Grand Prix will be a big wake-up call for his career. In partnership with the Private Jails of America, president Jeff Sessions has enable us to have Gary Roberts join Miller for his 3 weeks in incarceration. We believe Miller can use his time off to come back with even more truculence and tenacity than before. We hope our organization can grow from these events. We can now field your questions. |
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on Aug 7, 2019 17:59:22 GMT -5
Are you going to look at all of your fighters’ quads to make sure no one else has quad implants?
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 7, 2019 18:00:17 GMT -5
Uh, yes, over here. To the best of your knowledge, what caused the Quads to finish below the top eight in the standings and miss the Grand Prix?
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 7, 2019 18:40:33 GMT -5
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The Quads
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The Quadriceps Femorises
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Post by The Quads on Aug 7, 2019 19:03:20 GMT -5
Are you going to look at all of your fighters’ quads to make sure no one else has quad implants? We believe the punishments laid out above are enough to scare any of our current fighters from ever getting implants in the future. Our fighters take great pride in wearing a Quad jersey and focus on representing the four muscles groups that make up the quad, rather than their muscles on their back. Uh, yes, over here. To the best of your knowledge, what caused the Quads to finish below the top eight in the standings and miss the Grand Prix? Hey man, I thought we agreed that topic was off-limits. C'mon, let's show some class. Yes. |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 7, 2019 19:06:54 GMT -5
Are you going to look at all of your fighters’ quads to make sure no one else has quad implants? We believe the punishments laid out above are enough to scare any of our current fighters from ever getting implants in the future. Our fighters take great pride in wearing a Quad jersey and focus on representing the four muscles groups that make up the quad, rather than their muscles on their back. Care to comment on some of your fighters putting more effort into their arm quads rather than their leg quads? |
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Post by xx - Former Bulldozers on Aug 7, 2019 19:07:17 GMT -5
Are you going to look at all of your fighters’ quads to make sure no one else has quad implants? We believe the punishments laid out above are enough to scare any of our current fighters from ever getting implants in the future. Our fighters take great pride in wearing a Quad jersey and focus on representing the four muscles groups that make up the quad, rather than their muscles on their back. What if they already had the implants? |
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The Quads
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The Quadriceps Femorises
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Post by The Quads on Aug 7, 2019 21:13:31 GMT -5
We won't be taking any further questions and wish you a good night
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 7, 2019 21:53:28 GMT -5
Boooooooo
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!