Carmouche vs. Anderson

[The Sandmen]

Liz Carmouche looks very relaxed.
Megan Anderson doesn't look concerned about anything his opponent brings to the table.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Josh Rosenthal.

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Round 1
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Carmouche and Anderson move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!


Tremendous strikes from Carmouche!
Anderson blocks with confidence
Anderson tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Megan Anderson chases Carmouche and launches a few perfect strikes
Here we go! Carmouche steps backwards when those punches connect with his face


Crisp uppercut by Carmouche followed by a hard jab
Anderson deflects the blows.


Liz Carmouche has found an opening in the defense of Anderson, launching a big uppercut
Megan Anderson is fast enouigh to dodge that uppercut.
Poorly executed technique. Megan Anderson looks to counter!
Megan Anderson charges at Carmouche throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Carmouche is rocked!
Carmouche's Right eye is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Liz Carmouche's Right eye


A right hand from Megan Anderson
makes Carmouche stumble back!


Carmouche attempts a shoot
Megan Anderson hops back and delivers a powerful kick to his head!
Carmouche has a small cut in his Forehead


Carmouche throws a lazy kick
Anderson blocks and keeps his distance.


Quick hook by Liz Carmouche
glances off Anderson's arms.
Anderson is trying to counter now!
Megan Anderson charges at Carmouche throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Carmouche is rocked!


Anderson launches a kick
Carmouche checks it and keeps distance.


Megan Anderson is opening up on Carmouche and raining down combinations!
Carmouche's corner looks worried!
Carmouche's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Liz Carmouche's Left cheek


Anderson decides to launch some tentative punches
Megan Anderson takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Carmouche has a small cut in his Left cheek


Liz Carmouche's face is covered in blood. He may be having problems seeing as he wipes the blood out of his eyes.
Anderson launches a furious hook!
That hits Carmouche's chin like a wrecking ball! Carmouche loses balance and goes to the mat.
Josh Rosenthal has seen enough! The fight is over! Carmouche was not intelligently defending himself!

Winner is Megan Anderson by TKO (Punch) at 2:12 Round 1

Statistics: Liz Carmouche
Punches 0/9 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Megan Anderson
Punches 14/21 (67%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

At this point, I know they were all called He's. Its just too much work to fix them now.

Also, Megan Anderson is for real. Start predicting for her, guys, girls, and crocodiles.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Joe Rogan:
Megan Anderson! Congrats! What a huge win for you here tonight. What are your plans moving forward, and how soon can we see you back in the octagon?

Megan Anderson:
Thanks, yeah. Honestly, I just want to keep moving up the ladder, and if I'm being honest, I'd love to get back into the octagon right away.

Rogan:
If it were up to you, who would you want to fight?

Anderson:
I want Julia Budd. I think she's a knockout artist like myself, and I think we'd put on a great show for the fans. If xx - Former Bulldozers and Budd are up for it.

Rogan:
That would be an excellent fight! Megan Anderson ladies and gentleman!

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

We’re not wasting our time on pointless fights.

[The Rocketmen]

The Texas Rattlesnakes

Tale as old as time.
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Will somebody bends
Unexpectedly?

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Fight interest decreased

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the trash talking will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bitter sweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong

Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Texas call outs declined
Texas needs a priest

Off to the cupboard with you Chip it's past your bed time
Goodnight love

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Post Fight Reporter:
Megan, I don't know if you heard or not, but Julia Budd claims a fight with you is a pointless fight. How do you respond to that?

Megan Anderson:
Wow, I didn't take her as the type to dodge fights. Maybe she hasn't recovered from her last loss yet. If she thinks the fight would be pointless, then I'll just make it important. You always want to rank up, so how about a match with Ronda Rousey? The Rocketmen

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Juila Budd
Didn't take Megan to be the desperate type, she should get herself a man or a dog.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 21, 2019 8:45:45 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Juila Budd
Didn't take Megan to be the desperate type, she should get herself a man or a dog.

Megan Anderson:
I didn't think you were the type to dodge fights, yet here we are.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Julia Budd
Dodge a fight? You wouldn't even be conscious for long enough for it to even be deemed a fight. You're a nobody and I have zero time for a pointless fight.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 21, 2019 10:35:23 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Julia Budd
Dodge a fight? You wouldn't even be conscious for long enough for it to even be deemed a fight. You're a nobody and I have zero time for a pointless fight.

Megan Anderson:
Last time I checked you're on a losing streak and I'm on a winning streak. And you're only one rank ahead of me now. If you think it's such an easy fight, then why not get a win and a easy payday?

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Julia Budd
I don't need money, I need competition and you can't offer me anything close to that.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Megan Anderson: Which is exactly why I'm setting my sights on someone ranked higher than you.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Julia Budd
Sure, they’ll beat you too.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Aug 21, 2019 15:02:01 GMT -5 xx - Former Bulldozers said:

Julia Budd
Sure, they’ll beat you too.

Megan Anderson:
When I beat them, I'll make you beg for a fight with me, because I sure as hell won't waste my time fighting someone who is ranked lower than me.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Julia Budd
Except I don’t beg to fight people.

[xx - Team GAP]

caramouche... cmon ...