Evinger vs. Tweet

[The Sandmen]

Tonya Evinger looks very relaxed.
Charmaine Tweet is calm in her corner. She looks convinced of her abilities.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Tweet is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. She will have to do her best to score a win.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.

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Round 1
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Evinger and Tweet move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
0:08 Round 1 and Evinger is still in good shape. She sure has trained hard for this fight.
Tonya Evinger fakes a punch and launches herself over Tweet!
Nice move by Evinger who clinches and pushes Tweet against the cage
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Evinger doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Charmaine Tweet embrace and tries to move away...
Charmaine Tweet pushes Evinger forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch.
Evinger misses a step and Charmaine Tweet sees an opportunity to counter her!
Tweet doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Tonya Evinger embrace and tries to move away...
Tonya Evinger pushes Tweet forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch.
Charmaine Tweet pushes away Evinger trying to keep the fight at striking range
Evinger stumbles backwards and Charmaine Tweet circles to get the center of the cage
A left hook from Evinger
falls short.
Tonya Evinger throws an uppercut
that lands solidly.
Tweet's Mouth is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Evinger grabs her opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Great takedown by Tonya Evinger
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Tonya Evinger is in open guard over Tweet
Evinger tries to improve position.
She frees a leg.
Tonya Evinger is in half guard over Tweet
Tonya Evinger is cooling the fight on the ground
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
Tonya Evinger is in half guard over Tweet
Evinger launches a few fake punches and tries to escape!
Charmaine Tweet is not able to stop Tweet ground skills and Tonya Evinger moves to side mount!
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tweet tries to move on the ground and shows Tonya Evinger a crack in her guard which she uses for a big elbow!
Bang! Tweet's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her head against the mat! Herb Dean knows she may be calling off the fight soon!
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tweet measures the resilience of Evinger's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Evinger's side.
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tweet tries to show some ground skills
Evinger uses her strength to keep Evinger at a disadvantage
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Charmaine Tweet attempts to trap Tonya Evinger in her guard.
Tonya Evinger keeps control and remains in side mount.
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Charmaine Tweet attempts to trap Tonya Evinger in her guard.
Tonya Evinger keeps control and remains in side mount.
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tweet tries to move on the ground and shows Tonya Evinger a crack in her guard which she uses for a big elbow!
Bang! Tweet's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her head against the mat! Herb Dean knows she may be calling off the fight soon!
The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Evinger fires a barrage of punches at Tweet's head!
This is bad! Evinger is just pounding on Charmaine Tweet's head like she's a training dummy! The referee looks on anxiously!
Tweet's Left cheek is beginning to swell
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tweet measures the resilience of Evinger's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Evinger blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Evinger tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Evinger fires a barrage of punches at Tweet's head!
This is bad! Evinger is just pounding on Charmaine Tweet's head like she's a training dummy! The referee looks on anxiously!
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Charmaine Tweet is a submission wizard. She has forgotten more BJJ than most fighters have learned.
Charmaine Tweet doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on her feet
She moves fast and now she is standing
Evinger tries to stand up!
she is now on her feet
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
Tonya Evinger moves forward looking for a hole in her opponent's defense.
Tonya Evinger is opening up on Tweet and raining down combinations!
Tweet's corner looks worried!
Tweet throws a hook
She fails to land it.
Charmaine Tweet moves forward looking for a hole in her opponent's defense.
Charmaine Tweet tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown...
Tonya Evinger jumps backwards and frees her leg.
Evinger tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Tonya Evinger tries to take the action to her favourite field as she tries to grapple
Great move by Tonya Evinger who pushes her opponent forward with a double underhooks.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Tonya Evinger grapple with Charmaine Tweet and tries a Outer Leg Sweep
nice takedown Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Charmaine Tweet attempts to trap Tonya Evinger in her guard.
Tonya Evinger keeps control and remains in side mount.
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Charmaine Tweet launches a few punches to Evinger's cheek from the guard.
Tonya Evinger uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull forward.
Tonya Evinger is in side mount over Charmaine Tweet
Tonya Evinger looks to mount Charmaine Tweet...
Tonya Evinger slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Tonya Evinger is in full mount over Charmaine Tweet
Evinger sure knows how to turn you into a pretzel. She can finish the fight anytime while on the ground.
Tweet tries to escape from the full mount...
Tweet struggles and pushes her opponent maybe a bit anxiously
Tonya Evinger is in full mount over Charmaine Tweet
Evinger is moving on the ground...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally?
Herb Dean didn't see the foul!
Tonya Evinger is in full mount over Charmaine Tweet
Evinger fires a barrage of punches at Tweet's head!
This is bad! Evinger is just pounding on Charmaine Tweet's head like she's a training dummy! The referee looks on anxiously!
That brutal impact left Tweet laid out on the mat! Tonya Evinger's corner come in to congratulate her!
Tweet has a small cut in her Forehead

Winner is Tonya Evinger by KO (GnP) at 4:28 Round 1

Statistics: Tonya Evinger
Punches 4/5 (80%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 14/17 (82%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 176 s

Statistics: Charmaine Tweet
Punches 0/1 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/7 (29%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 176 s

Tweet is way bigger than Evinger, but Evinger out-bettered her instead. Being better than someone is a great way to negate any size or reach advantage, that’s for trues.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

What if you have size advantage and better advantage?

[The Sandmen]

Then you lose, obviously.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

What if you have both those things, and then you take steroids?.

[The Sandmen]

Then you get a slap on the wrist, then the UFC hails you as the GoaT.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Damn it, that was supposed to come after my next "What If..."

[The Sandmen]

Nov 19, 2019 13:50:52 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Damn it, that was supposed to come after my next "What If..."

What was your next what-if? Did it involve running pregnant ladies over with cars, while high on bath salts, as you sniff cocaine off your feline-lover's tail?

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 19, 2019 15:29:37 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Nov 19, 2019 13:50:52 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

Damn it, that was supposed to come after my next "What If..."

What was your next what-if? Did it involve running pregnant ladies over with cars, while high on bath salts, as you sniff cocaine off your feline-lover's tail?

No, it was "What if the steroid was only a picogram?" and then your response followed.

[The Sandmen]

Oh

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Yeah

[Lord Byron's Conquistadors]

none of these fighters matter though do they.

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Nov 19, 2019 17:51:44 GMT -5 Lord Byron's Conquistadors said:

none of these fighters matter though do they.

Depends on your political beliefs I suppose.