Bonnar vs. MacDonald

[The Sandmen]

Stephan Bonnar! Stephan Bonnar! This is what the people are chanting here.
Rory MacDonald looks very relaxed.
Stephan Bonnar glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Rory MacDonald is going to have a hard fight according to the bets.
Stephan Bonnar comes with a 2 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.

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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!


Solid kick to the leg from Stephan Bonnar
that visibly pains Rory.


Stephan Bonnar and Rory engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Rory MacDonald is getting the best of the exchange as he lands a few blows.


Bonnar jumps over his opponent and tries to grapple
Stephan Bonnar pushes his opponent against the fence in a plum position
Rory MacDonald pushes away Bonnar trying to keep the fight at striking range
Bonnar doesn't want to break the clinch as he still is grappling with Rory MacDonald


The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Bonnar struggles and launches a few punches to Rory's head
Those punches are hitting! Rory covers his head!
Rory MacDonald tries to shrug his way out of the clinch.
Bonnar is determined to work from the clinch. He pummeled through and managed to retain his position.


The fighters are clinching.
Rory doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Stephan Bonnar embrace and tries to move away...
Stephan Bonnar pushes Rory forward and doesn't allow him to break the clinch.
Rory clumsily fails here and it's time for Stephan Bonnar to fight back!
Bonnar doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Rory MacDonald embrace and tries to move away...
Nice move from Bonnar who put distance between them


A bad move from Rory MacDonald
allows Bonnar to land a solid head kick.
Rory's Mouth is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a laceration on Rory MacDonald's Mouth
The ref steps in. It's over
Winner is Stephan Bonnar by Injury (Mouth) at 1:10 Round 1

Statistics: Rory MacDonald
Punches 3/4 (75%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Stephan Bonnar
Punches 0/2 (0%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 2/3 (67%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s



Rory MacDonald had a nightmare here today. He should be ashamed of his performance in this fight.
Nice effort tonight from Stephan Bonnar who was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself.
Bad fight by Stephan Bonnar and Rory MacDonald. They need to be more entertaining if they want to avoid the boos.

[The Rocketmen]

Broken jaw?

[The Sandmen]

Ya know what...I have no fucking idea what they think this was. I wasn't going to post this publicly cause its REALLY lame, but the actual injury actually that actually stopped this actual fucking fight was, in fact, actually, a "small cut on mouth"

I shit you not. I sat here, and was like..."well fuck. Do I write that up as a TKO? It's not a fucking injury, that would keep Rory out of action. So what the fuck???"

Finally I decided to leave it like this in hopes no one would ever say anything about it. But, alas, the world is not stupid and I needed to explain this monstrosity of a result.

[The Rocketmen]

LMFAO

[Ferocity]

This, just like in the real UFC is just bad ref work. What would UFC be without weird calls by the judges and refs?

[The Rocketmen]

Kimbo Slice's backyard.