Lesnar vs. Cro Cop

[The Sandmen]

Brock Lesnar looks very relaxed.
Mirko Cro Cop looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Mirko Cro Cop is the favourite by the betting sites on internet.
Brock Lesnar comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
Mirko Cro Cop comes with a 5 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.

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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.


Lesnar looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Mirko Cro Cop's punches
Lesnar measures the resilience of Cro Cop's chin with an uppercut while Cro Cop lands some great crosses.


Lesnar dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook
that almost lifts Cro Cop from the ground!
Cro Cop's Mouth is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Cro Cop has a small cut in his Mouth


The clock says 0:40 in the 1 round
Lesnar is holding Mirko Cro Cop's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Mirko Cro Cop loses balance and goes to the ground.


Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Brock Lesnar looks to pass to mount...
Lesnar slides his knee across and achieves the mount position! Tough spot for Mirko Cro Cop.


Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Lesnar tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Brock Lesnar controls the situation despite Mirko Cro Cop efforts for escaping from the full mount.


Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Lesnar tries to open up Mirko Cro Cop's defense faking a few punches.
He is aggressively and repeatedly punching Cro Cop in the side of the head


The clock says 1:15 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Brock Lesnar wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Lesnar drills Mirko Cro Cop's face with a huge right hand! What an impact!
There is a small laceration on Mirko Cro Cop's Nose
Cro Cop seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.


The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Mirko Cro Cop
Lesnar leans back...
He clobbers Mirko Cro Cop's face with a huge punch! Ouch!
The ref pulls off Brock Lesnar! Cro Cop seems confused and a bit dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
Cro Cop's Left cheek is beginning to swell
Cro Cop has a small cut in his Left cheek

Winner is Brock Lesnar by TKO (GnP) at 1:26 Round 1

Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 2/2 (100%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 6/6 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 40 s

Statistics: Mirko Cro Cop
Punches 2/3 (67%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 40 s
What a huge upset! Brock Lesnar is the winner!


Striker vs. Wrestler. Takedown. Wrestler wins. That simple.

(Also, I obviously use "wrestler" in the real sense, not the WWE sense).

[Deleted]

I think I maybe 0-16 this card LOL

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

lol You got that right... Collegiate All-American BITCH! Suck it Crow Crap! But in all seriousness, Brock rocked him early and it was curtain for Creepy like Cro Cop... Very pleased.

[Ferocity]

hahaha I don't know if I'd want to win against Cro Cop you might just get yourself a stalker.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Apr 27, 2013 10:13:21 GMT -5 Ferocity said:

hahaha I don't know if I'd want to win against Cro Cop you might just get yourself a stalker.

lol Normally I'd agree, but Brock's just proved that if Creep-oid gets near him that he'll knock back into the shadows faster than he can say World Heavyweight Champion... Not too worried.

[xx - Camp Cannon]

wow lesnars actually winning

[The Sandmen]

Apr 27, 2013 12:16:40 GMT -5 xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club said:

but Brock's just proved that if Creep-oid gets near him that he'll knock back into the shadows faster than he can say World Heavyweight Champion...

He didn't knock him anywhere until he took him down like a bitch. Stand up and Cro Cop knocks this bitch out in a round. Take him down, and Mikro's done. That's the MMA game, but its naive to pretend that "if Creep-oid gets near him that he'll knock back into the shadows". It's more like he will take him down, climb all over him , rub himself (and his phallic tattoo) on him and Cro Cop will get all grossed out and stop doing anything. This gives Brock the openings of someone beating on a punching bag. True story.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Apr 29, 2013 9:20:56 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Apr 27, 2013 12:16:40 GMT -5 xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club said:

but Brock's just proved that if Creep-oid gets near him that he'll knock back into the shadows faster than he can say World Heavyweight Champion...

He didn't knock him anywhere until he took him down like a bitch. Stand up and Cro Cop knocks this bitch out in a round. Take him down, and Mikro's done. That's the MMA game, but its naive to pretend that "if Creep-oid gets near him that he'll knock back into the shadows". It's more like he will take him down, climb all over him , rub himself (and his phallic tattoo) on him and Cro Cop will get all grossed out and stop doing anything. This gives Brock the openings of someone beating on a punching bag. True story.

This is the only truth in this story: Winner is Brock Lesnar by TKO (GnP) at 1:26 Round 1; End of Story.

[The Sandmen]

Ground and Pound...exactly.

Cro Cop:
I has be is honest. I no care about this fight. I need have time spend with my family. And to watch people at the park. But later I fight this Brick Listner guy gain, and I bring A-game. I be in the fight. ANd i finish him. I two time champ, he 1 time champ. i actually defend belt, he no defend belt. i come from championship kickbox. He come from play fighting with grown men. We know who true fighter is.