Jacobs vs. Solberg

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Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 3:28:45 GMT -5

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Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Nov 26, 2013 3:28:45 GMT -5

Jessika Jacobs shifts back and forth nervously.
Brett Solberg looks a bit uneasy. Hopefully this doesn't affect his performance.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Michelle Drake Browning.

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Round 1
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Jessika Jacobs and Brett Solberg touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!

Brett Solberg throws a looping left hand...
That lands on Jezzabel's chin! That stops Jezzabel in his tracks!
*****Brett Solberg has broken the record of most damage cause by a single attack
Jezzabel is out! Jezzabel is out! Brett Solberg has ended this fight in highlight reel fashion!
Jezzabel's Right eye is beginning to swell

Winner is Brett Solberg by KO (Punch) at 0:17 Round 1

Statistics: Jessika Jacobs
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Brett Solberg
Punches 1/1 (100%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 498,56
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s

Last Edit: Nov 26, 2013 14:24:45 GMT -5 by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club

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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 3:29:43 GMT -5 The Rocketmen likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on Nov 26, 2013 3:29:43 GMT -5 Just as I predicted.

xx - Team GAP Former Team Red Belt Posts: 10,770	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 5:36:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Team GAP on Nov 26, 2013 5:36:22 GMT -5 Winner is Brett Solberg by KO (Punch) at 0:17 Round 1 shouldn't this be bold? just saying.. to help..

The Rocketmen Master of Coin Red Belt Posts: 18,102	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 8:38:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Rocketmen on Nov 26, 2013 8:38:31 GMT -5 Gap is right. And he's always right. He's even right about when he's wrong. And it's wrong to assume he's never not right.
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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 13:55:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on Nov 26, 2013 13:55:15 GMT -5 Kruze did the sim how he felt it should be done. You should be grateful he invested the time into simming for you. Jesus, leave the poor guy alone. He has enough on his plate, assholes. #TeamKruze

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Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 13:59:46 GMT -5

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Post by The Rocketmen on Nov 26, 2013 13:59:46 GMT -5

It doesn't matter. There's a posting formula and Kruze did not follow through with it. It took me more than a second to scroll and look with sweeping eyes as to who one, and I found myself mildly inconvenienced for half a second longer. Gap is right. Fucking Kruze.

"The 3-piece with a soda"

xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club The Kruze Red Belt ~~~Rise Above; Rise Against~~~ Posts: 18,567	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 14:26:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on Nov 26, 2013 14:26:11 GMT -5 Oh gee darn... I missed bolding the winner on one fight on the entire card... The fucking world is ending now... : Jebus.
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Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 14:50:04 GMT -5

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Post by The Sandmen on Nov 26, 2013 14:50:04 GMT -5

"who one". You are a Gapper, that's for sure. Ya don't see Kruze making silly mistakes like that. Even when he is busy busting his ass simming and updating half the site. Kruze is hardcore. Format complaints are soft.
#TeamKruze

The Rocketmen Master of Coin Red Belt Posts: 18,102	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 15:46:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Rocketmen on Nov 26, 2013 15:46:53 GMT -5 I'm shocked you caught that. But yeah, Kruze, more attention to detail will make this easier for everyone. GAP FTW
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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 26, 2013 15:58:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on Nov 26, 2013 15:58:00 GMT -5 Who cares about detail. The result is the same whether it's bolded or not. Leave Kruze alone. #TeamKruze

xx - The Underdog Regime Former Team Black Belt Remember the Magic Words... Posts: 1,139	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 27, 2013 12:50:14 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on Nov 27, 2013 12:50:14 GMT -5 Does this mean that #wifebeater is gonna trend on my shit? Oh, and #TeamKruze #GAPFTW
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The Rocketmen Master of Coin Red Belt Posts: 18,102	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 27, 2013 13:34:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Rocketmen on Nov 27, 2013 13:34:51 GMT -5 It shouldn't, unless you're a Kruze fan or a fan of domestic violence. #stopthehate #underdogsareunderusdogs? #GAPFTW
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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 27, 2013 14:12:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on Nov 27, 2013 14:12:12 GMT -5 #TeamLegitian

xx - The Underdog Regime Former Team Black Belt Remember the Magic Words... Posts: 1,139	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 27, 2013 14:59:04 GMT -5 xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on Nov 27, 2013 14:59:04 GMT -5 #HashtagTuna
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The Rocketmen Master of Coin Red Belt Posts: 18,102	Jacobs vs. Solberg Nov 27, 2013 16:03:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Rocketmen on Nov 27, 2013 16:03:41 GMT -5 Tuna?!
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