Post by xx - Camp Cannon on Mar 6, 2014 21:34:16 GMT -5
Jennifer Lawrence shifts back and forth nervously.
Harvey Birdman shifts back and forth nervously.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.
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Round 1
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Jennifer Lawrence and Harvey Birdman touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Harvey Birdman throws a punch
that finds an opening in the defense of Hotty Tamale.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Harvey Birdman throws a punch
that finds an opening in the defense of Hotty Tamale.
Hotty Tamale has a small cut in his Right eye
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
A solid combination from Harvey Birdman
connects with Hotty Tamale.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Harvey Birdman and Hotty Tamale engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Harvey Birdman is getting the best of the exchange as he lands a few blows.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Hotty Tamale steps backwards away from Harvey Birdman. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
That was an even round for the most part.
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Round 2
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Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Jennifer Lawrence's punches
Hotty Tamale is on the receiving end of a great combo by The Claw .
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Harvey Birdman looks rather shattered.
Hotty Tamale leads with a punch
Harvey Birdman evades but whiffs with a counter.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
A bunch of leg kicks from Jennifer Lawrence
are blocked by The Claw .
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Terrible one sided match... Hotty Tamale was not ready to fight a fighter of Harvey Birdman caliber.
The two exchange wildly
Both fighters are missing terribly.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Hotty Tamale launches a flurry of punches
The Claw slips out of danger.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The clock says 4:00 in the 2 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Jennifer Lawrence moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Herb Dean tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
That was a close round.
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Round 3
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The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The clock says 0:40 in the 3 round
Harvey Birdman moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Some counter punches against Harvey Birdman
almost hit him as he moves away.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jennifer Lawrence is visibly gassed. You have to wonder how hard he trained for this fight.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Every time Harvey Birdman attempts to get inside
Hotty Tamale misses with a low kick.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw looks like the walking dead... I don't know how much more punishement he can receive.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is tough but fatigue makes cowards of men. He should slow down and conserve what energy he has left.
Harvey Birdman takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Bone shattering straight right hand from Harvey Birdman!
Hotty Tamale ducks under...
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence throws a punch
that gets deflected.
The clock says 3:30 in the 3 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 3:40 in the 3 round
Harvey Birdman is fading quickly.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Tremendous strikes from The Claw !
Hotty Tamale blocks with confidence
The Claw clumsily fails here and it's time for Jennifer Lawrence to fight back!
Brilliant combination from Jennifer Lawrence
The Claw is showing some dodging skills avoiding that ones.
The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Jennifer Lawrence looks rather shattered.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale is not showing a great technique with that low kick...
The Claw is smart enough to block that one.
Herb Dean separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
The round is for The Claw , who walks calmly to his corner.
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Round 4
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Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Hotty Tamale launches a hook to the body
Harvey Birdman moves aside looking for a counter...
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Terrible one sided match... Hotty Tamale was not ready to fight a fighter of Harvey Birdman caliber.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Tremendous strikes from The Claw !
Hotty Tamale blocks with confidence
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 2:20 in the 4 round
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw has his hand down and he is just willing the round to end. He will need better cardio training in the future.
Harvey Birdman and Hotty Tamale engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Both fighters are missing terribly.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 3:05 in the 4 round
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw is very hurt. You can see it in how he is moving in the last moments.
Several good body shots
are evaded by Hotty Tamale.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
Hotty Tamale fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
The Claw sprawls and remains on his feet.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman was tooling Jennifer Lawrence for the whole fight. I don't know if it's because Jennifer Lawrence lack of fighting spirit or just of skill.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence throws a punch
that gets deflected.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence goes with a looping right hand while Harvey Birdman jumps back and jabs
Hotty Tamale only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless.
A right hand from Harvey Birdman
misses its target.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
Jennifer Lawrence tries a hook to the body
but The Claw manages to dodge it
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 4:40 in the 4 round
Hotty Tamale decides to launch some tentative punches
Nothing from this exchange. Hotty Tamale moves back and takes a deep breath.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jennifer Lawrence is tough but fatigue makes cowards of men. He should slow down and conserve what energy he has left.
Hotty Tamale looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Harvey Birdman's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
That round was a toss up.
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Round 5
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The Claw is very hurt. You can see it in how he is moving in the last moments.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Harvey Birdman was tooling Jennifer Lawrence for the whole fight. I don't know if it's because Jennifer Lawrence lack of fighting spirit or just of skill.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 1:10 in the 5 round
Harvey Birdman is fading quickly.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence is fading quickly.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale steps backwards away from Harvey Birdman. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The clock says 3:50 in the 5 round
The Claw launches a hook to the body
Jennifer Lawrence moves aside looking for a counter...
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The Claw launches a flurry of punches
Hotty Tamale slips out of danger.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale has his hand down and he is just willing the round to end. He will need better cardio training in the future.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 10 10 9 9: 47
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 9 9 10 10: 48
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 9 10 10 9: 47
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 10 9 9 10: 48
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 9 10 9 9: 46
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 10 9 10 10: 49
Winner is Harvey Birdman by Unanimous decision at 5:00 Round 5
Statistics: Jennifer Lawrence
Punches 3/29 (10%)
Kicks 0/6 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Harvey Birdman
Punches 22/44 (50%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 195,5
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Damn i Love Jennifer Lawrence shes hott but wasn't hott enough.
Harvey Birdman shifts back and forth nervously.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Herb Dean.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
Jennifer Lawrence and Harvey Birdman touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Harvey Birdman throws a punch
that finds an opening in the defense of Hotty Tamale.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Harvey Birdman throws a punch
that finds an opening in the defense of Hotty Tamale.
Hotty Tamale has a small cut in his Right eye
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
A solid combination from Harvey Birdman
connects with Hotty Tamale.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Harvey Birdman and Hotty Tamale engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Harvey Birdman is getting the best of the exchange as he lands a few blows.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Hotty Tamale steps backwards away from Harvey Birdman. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
That was an even round for the most part.
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Round 2
=========================================
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Jennifer Lawrence's punches
Hotty Tamale is on the receiving end of a great combo by The Claw .
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Harvey Birdman looks rather shattered.
Hotty Tamale leads with a punch
Harvey Birdman evades but whiffs with a counter.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
A bunch of leg kicks from Jennifer Lawrence
are blocked by The Claw .
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Terrible one sided match... Hotty Tamale was not ready to fight a fighter of Harvey Birdman caliber.
The two exchange wildly
Both fighters are missing terribly.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Hotty Tamale launches a flurry of punches
The Claw slips out of danger.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The clock says 4:00 in the 2 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Jennifer Lawrence moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Herb Dean tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
That was a close round.
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Round 3
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The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The clock says 0:40 in the 3 round
Harvey Birdman moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Some counter punches against Harvey Birdman
almost hit him as he moves away.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jennifer Lawrence is visibly gassed. You have to wonder how hard he trained for this fight.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Every time Harvey Birdman attempts to get inside
Hotty Tamale misses with a low kick.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw looks like the walking dead... I don't know how much more punishement he can receive.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman is tough but fatigue makes cowards of men. He should slow down and conserve what energy he has left.
Harvey Birdman takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Bone shattering straight right hand from Harvey Birdman!
Hotty Tamale ducks under...
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence throws a punch
that gets deflected.
The clock says 3:30 in the 3 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 3:40 in the 3 round
Harvey Birdman is fading quickly.
The Claw pushes Jennifer Lawrence and moves away from him. He seems to be recovering his breath.
Tremendous strikes from The Claw !
Hotty Tamale blocks with confidence
The Claw clumsily fails here and it's time for Jennifer Lawrence to fight back!
Brilliant combination from Jennifer Lawrence
The Claw is showing some dodging skills avoiding that ones.
The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Jennifer Lawrence looks rather shattered.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale is not showing a great technique with that low kick...
The Claw is smart enough to block that one.
Herb Dean separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
The round is for The Claw , who walks calmly to his corner.
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Round 4
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Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Hotty Tamale launches a hook to the body
Harvey Birdman moves aside looking for a counter...
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Terrible one sided match... Hotty Tamale was not ready to fight a fighter of Harvey Birdman caliber.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Tremendous strikes from The Claw !
Hotty Tamale blocks with confidence
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The clock says 2:20 in the 4 round
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The Claw has his hand down and he is just willing the round to end. He will need better cardio training in the future.
Harvey Birdman and Hotty Tamale engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Both fighters are missing terribly.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 3:05 in the 4 round
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw is very hurt. You can see it in how he is moving in the last moments.
Several good body shots
are evaded by Hotty Tamale.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
Hotty Tamale fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
The Claw sprawls and remains on his feet.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman was tooling Jennifer Lawrence for the whole fight. I don't know if it's because Jennifer Lawrence lack of fighting spirit or just of skill.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence throws a punch
that gets deflected.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jennifer Lawrence goes with a looping right hand while Harvey Birdman jumps back and jabs
Hotty Tamale only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless.
A right hand from Harvey Birdman
misses its target.
Harvey Birdman gets sloppy and Jennifer Lawrence tries to take advantage...
Jennifer Lawrence tries a hook to the body
but The Claw manages to dodge it
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 4:40 in the 4 round
Hotty Tamale decides to launch some tentative punches
Nothing from this exchange. Hotty Tamale moves back and takes a deep breath.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jennifer Lawrence is tough but fatigue makes cowards of men. He should slow down and conserve what energy he has left.
Hotty Tamale looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Harvey Birdman's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
That round was a toss up.
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Round 5
=========================================
The Claw is very hurt. You can see it in how he is moving in the last moments.
The Claw studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Harvey Birdman was tooling Jennifer Lawrence for the whole fight. I don't know if it's because Jennifer Lawrence lack of fighting spirit or just of skill.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 1:10 in the 5 round
Harvey Birdman is fading quickly.
Harvey Birdman is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The Claw and Hotty Tamale circle around the center of the cage.
Jennifer Lawrence is fading quickly.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The Claw moves backwards and Jennifer Lawrence is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Hotty Tamale and The Claw circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale steps backwards away from Harvey Birdman. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Hotty Tamale studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jennifer Lawrence is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Harvey Birdman fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The clock says 3:50 in the 5 round
The Claw launches a hook to the body
Jennifer Lawrence moves aside looking for a counter...
The Claw steps backwards away from Jennifer Lawrence. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The Claw launches a flurry of punches
Hotty Tamale slips out of danger.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Hotty Tamale has his hand down and he is just willing the round to end. He will need better cardio training in the future.
Jennifer Lawrence fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Hotty Tamale moves backwards and Harvey Birdman is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 10 10 9 9: 47
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 9 9 10 10: 48
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 9 10 10 9: 47
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 10 9 9 10: 48
Judge: Jennifer Lawrence 9 9 10 9 9: 46
Judge: Harvey Birdman 10 10 9 10 10: 49
Winner is Harvey Birdman by Unanimous decision at 5:00 Round 5
Statistics: Jennifer Lawrence
Punches 3/29 (10%)
Kicks 0/6 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Harvey Birdman
Punches 22/44 (50%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 195,5
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Damn i Love Jennifer Lawrence shes hott but wasn't hott enough.
x8 
lol 
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!