Young vs. Fox

[The Sandmen]

Kaitlin Young doesn't look concerned about anything her opponent brings to the table.
Fallon Fox looks like she has been waiting for this fight forever.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.

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Round 1
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Kaitlin Young and Fallon Fox touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
A left hook from Fox
grazes the chin of Young.
There is a small laceration on Kaitlin Young's Chin
A bad move from Fallon Fox
allows Young to land a solid head kick.
Young avoids a dangerous strike from Fox
and counters with a solid straight!
Fox seems hesitant as if she would give the initiative to her opponent.
Fallon Fox attempts a sweep single...
Kaitlin Young was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt.
Poorly executed technique. Kaitlin Young looks to counter!
Good front kick from Young!
Fox stumbles backwards after that one!
Crushing shot to Fox's body! She's holding her side
A shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Young.
A right hand from Kaitlin Young
surprises Fox!
Kaitlin Young throws an uppercut
that lands solidly.
Kaitlin Young and Fox engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Kaitlin Young is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Fox decides to launch some tentative punches
Kaitlin Young takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Young pushes Fallon Fox and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Young avoids a dangerous strike from Fox
and counters with a solid straight!
Fox has a small cut in her Forehead
Kaitlin Young is doing her best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Fallon Fox fakes a move and moves laterally.
Fox launches a furious hook!
Young ducks under and pushes Fallon Fox creating some space.
Fallon Fox takes a few seconds to recover her breath...
Brilliant combination from Fallon Fox
Young is showing some dodging skills avoiding that ones.
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Young looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Fallon Fox's punches
Young measures the resilience of Fox's chin with an uppercut while Fox lands some great crosses.
There is a small laceration on Fallon Fox's Mouth
Fox throws a lazy kick
Young dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to orbit!
Fox's Mouth is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Kaitlin Young just won't stop and continues to rain punches
Fox may be in trouble!
There is a small laceration on Fallon Fox's Forehead
Young showing excellent timing, blasts Fallon Fox with a right hand.
Great hook by Kaitlin Young! Fallon Fox is caught off balance and slips to the ground!
There is a small laceration on Fallon Fox's Mouth
Young is standing while Fox is on the ground on her back
Kaitlin Young steps back and allows Fox to get back to her feet.
Back to the beginning! Fallon Fox is standing now.
Kaitlin Young takes a few seconds to recover her breath...
Kaitlin Young and Fox engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Kaitlin Young is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
The clock says 4:10 in the 1 round
Fox and Young circle around the center of the cage.
Kaitlin Young tries a high kick!
Fox was covering for a middle kick but that one almost knocked off her head!
Fox's Left cheek is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Fallon Fox's Left cheek
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Kaitlin Young fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Young is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
Kaitlin Young's mind is definitely in the fight, Fox just got nailed! Kaitlin Young saw an opening and delivered a big right hand
Wow! Fox is going to have a headache after this one.
Fox crumples to the mat and Young moves in to finish her. The referee jumps in and stops the fight!
Fox's Chin is beginning to swell
There is a small laceration on Fallon Fox's Chin

Winner is Kaitlin Young by KO (Punch) at 5:00 Round 1

Statistics: Kaitlin Young
Punches 19/23 (83%)
Kicks 3/3 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Fallon Fox
Punches 3/15 (20%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 9 s

Destruction plain and simple. I meant to send Fox to camp but got too busy and never got around to it. The result was this disaster.

[xx - The Broad Street Bullies]

Domination.

[The Sandmen]

That's how Fallon rolls.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Figured Kaitlin had this. Awesome.

[The Sandmen]

Doooon't make Fallon roll you.

[The Rocketmen]

and accidentally hit you with her cut off penis.

[The Sandmen]

I'm pretty sure she has no cut off penis. They aren't something people would keep in mason jars under sinks for the purpose of whopping people with. Come, come now.

[The Rocketmen]

But.. but that would be awesome? It would hands down be the biggest comeback ever in a dick swinging contest if you could literally swing your dick at someone.

[The Sandmen]

The point of those contests is to not use your hands though. How the hell would that turn out without hands or an attached dick? Come, come now.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Don't worry RocketMan... you'd still win the "Big Dick" contest against Fallon lol

[The Rocketmen]

Good. It's about time I win one of those.

[The Sandmen]

What if Fallon's an "outie"? Does that still count?

[The Rocketmen]

God dammit.