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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 17, 2014 10:34:36 GMT -5
lol
Fivel sees Pubert pouting and then staring in the distance. He tries to follow his gaze, and Pubert notices. He starts to shake his eyes around to distract Fivel. Fivel believes Pubert may be a bit on the spectrum.
Fivel: Onward, fellas.
A crack is heard.
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Post by xx - Camp Cannon on Oct 17, 2014 19:03:35 GMT -5
Cannon "Lure them under the tree!we will take thier guns and supplies off thier corpses"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2014 21:41:26 GMT -5
Joubran
Zombies! RUN!
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 18, 2014 2:05:23 GMT -5
A zombie jumps out at Grim and tries to eat him but Grim raises his hidden shotgun into the zombie's face at the last second and fires. killing the zombie.
Grim: Well I guess we now know who or what is out there.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2014 15:42:29 GMT -5
More zombies come out of hiding.
Joubran
Guys I think we should stay together. If anything we throw Fivel to them and make a run for it.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 18, 2014 18:15:23 GMT -5
A zombie attacks Fivel and knocks him to the ground. Grim fires his shotgun at the zombie and kills a second zombie. Fivel appreciates the save.
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Post by The Sandmen on Oct 18, 2014 18:50:11 GMT -5
Dworkin also killed several zombies. No one noticed at the time, but he totally did.
The Doctor: My god, zombies, zombies everywhere. The dead are...WALKING?!?!?!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2014 19:29:23 GMT -5
Joubran finds a AK47 and starts killing zombies.
Joubran
Die motherfuckas, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ferocity
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Post by Ferocity on Oct 19, 2014 8:32:36 GMT -5
The author stops, throws up a little in her mouth. She doesn't give a flying fuck what the publisher wants, she CANNOT just CANNOT write yet another piece of drivel about zombies. She needs to think of something different, original something not everyone else is writing about... And suddenly she knows what she is going to write about. Vampires!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 10:46:28 GMT -5
Joubran commits suicide.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 19, 2014 12:57:46 GMT -5
Fivel stands there, staring as his comrades pretend to use pieces of sticks as guns, and aim randomly at bushes as if they are a zombie hoarde, closing in on them.
Fivel: You guys really need to stop taking acid.
Fivel looks at the author who is making out with a tree stump and complimenting it for feeling so cold and its bark looking sickly like vampire skin.
Fivel: Stop taking ecstasy.
He looks to his left to see Joubran smacking himself with a leafy branch and shouting out that he's like totally dying you guys. Despite his efforts to gain some attention, no one pays any mind to him.
Fivel is embarrassed for everyone.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 19, 2014 16:40:46 GMT -5
Grim high fives Fivel.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2014 17:08:02 GMT -5
Fivel takes an arrow to the knee.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 20, 2014 5:51:50 GMT -5
Fivel: I am not pretending to have an arrow in my leg.
Joubran says something along the lines of "come on!" in a really high pitched voice.
Fivel: No, this is ridiculous. I'm not going to reach down and make believe there is an arrow stuck in... oh this is real.
Fivel collapses and the group stops their imagination party. A shot was fired, and now an arrow has struck the, allegedly, only sober member of the group.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 6:26:50 GMT -5
Joubran
I'm hungry and we have no food, I say we eat Fivel. He's injured and will be forcing us to help him which will slow us down. So let's eat him!
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x8 
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!