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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 23, 2014 7:22:06 GMT -5
Grim raises his shotgun to Joubran's face.
Grim: I can't trust you now. good bye.
Grim walks away continuing to point the gun at Joubran, as Grim is disappearing Grim fires his shotgun hitting Joubran in the leg.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 23, 2014 8:06:01 GMT -5
... lol I'm so annoyed by this version. There's just nothing smart.
Ok, so the group learns there is a small select amount of the population that has become zombies due to some sort of disease. They look in the distance and see a factory. Perhaps it might have a radio to hear a news report or to at least regroup and out of the madness of the forest people.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 23, 2014 14:24:37 GMT -5
Grim walks to the factory
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 23, 2014 14:27:36 GMT -5
Fivel urges the others to follow.
Fivel: It might be locked. Anyone here good at lock-picking?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 14:30:30 GMT -5
Joubran looks at the zombies and sees them wearing factory clothing.
Joubran
Um guys I don't think the factory is safe. It looks like that's where the zombies are coming from. I say we ditch this area.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 23, 2014 15:49:36 GMT -5
Oh. My fucking GOD. You are absolutely HORRIBLE at this.
First rule of improv? Never say no. Instead, you're all "I'm going to kill you if you look at me" and "no, let's not advance plot, clearly the best direction to go is nowhere".
FUCK SAKES.
Fivel fucking kills Joubran for being a god damn buzz kill.
(Can we like make this thread only viewable by the other member's of the site who aren't fucking downers?)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 16:56:11 GMT -5
Or maybe I'm trying to make it better. We can go into the factory with hazmat suits and fight off the disease that's making zombies or we can turn away from the factory which means going into the forest and fighting zombies there.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 24, 2014 1:41:07 GMT -5
Grim: I can't lock pick anything but I could smash open a window and get inside and then open the door for you guys
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 24, 2014 5:49:31 GMT -5
Fivel: If no one else is able to lockpick, let's get it done, Grim.
Fivel turns to Joubran who is dead and let's him know that there is no such thing as random hazmat suits for 7 people just randomly folded and presented to them.... IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FORREST.
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Post by The Mighty Ducks on Oct 24, 2014 7:47:03 GMT -5
Pubert wants to alert the others that he knows how to use a lockpick, but he wonders if they will continue to be dicks.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Oct 24, 2014 7:51:04 GMT -5
Grim: go ahead and unlock the door if you can Pubert
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Post by The Mighty Ducks on Oct 24, 2014 9:27:39 GMT -5
Pubert pulls out a zombie corpse and picks the lock with it.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 24, 2014 9:28:16 GMT -5
OH COME ON!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 10:50:12 GMT -5
Joubran wakes up since he was wearing a bulletproof vest. He goes to Fivel and slaps him.
Joubran
Bitch.
Joubran goes to Pubert who is trying to unlock the door with a zombie corpse, he pushes him out of the way and grabs two paper clips from his pocket and unlocks the door.
Joubran
Ok guys we're in. I say we look for a kitchen cause I'm fucking starving.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Oct 24, 2014 10:57:21 GMT -5
I never said I shot you. I said a killed you. I went right to the end game and cut through the bullshit.
Fivel is impressed that a ghost unlocked a door.
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!