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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 7, 2014 10:58:04 GMT -5
should cats have thumbs?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2014 13:37:37 GMT -5
No because when they're pusses at you they can gauge out your eyeballs.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 7, 2014 14:45:37 GMT -5
imagine what a cat could do with thumbs though
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2014 15:06:50 GMT -5
Gauge your eyes out.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 9, 2014 4:25:26 GMT -5
gouge
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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 9, 2014 4:32:09 GMT -5
Gauge was funnier. If you can gauge someone's eyes out, you got skill.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 9, 2014 4:34:43 GMT -5
it doesn't make sense though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2014 7:07:48 GMT -5
What happened to no more grammar nazis?
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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 9, 2014 17:03:30 GMT -5
it doesn't make sense though. That's why its funny. "Sense" is boring. Mostly when you make it.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 9, 2014 17:04:48 GMT -5
they turned the other cheek and got upset after their eyes were gauged out.
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Post by Ferocity on Dec 27, 2014 21:26:07 GMT -5
I think cats would love having thumbs, but choose to never use them. I mean they spend so much time training us to be their slaves what would be the point of using their thumbs? For example, if my cat could open dooors, I'm pretty sure he would still just sit at them and demand that SOMEONE ELSE let him in or out- cause he's a cat, and a god, and that's just the way it should be.
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Dec 28, 2014 17:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Canadian Savages on Dec 28, 2014 17:01:54 GMT -5
But if they have thumbs then we can make them our slaves.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 29, 2014 15:23:22 GMT -5
why would having thumbs = immediate slavery?
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Dec 29, 2014 17:57:23 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Canadian Savages on Dec 29, 2014 17:57:23 GMT -5
Because instead of us opening up doors for them we can make them open doors for us. They're our pets so they have to listen to us.
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Post by Ferocity on Dec 29, 2014 20:52:31 GMT -5
ok so xx - Canadian Savages clearly doesn't have a cat. Cats would never submit to slavery. It's against their essential nature.
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