Post by The Sandmen on Jan 9, 2015 17:22:28 GMT -5
Nate Marquardt doesn't look concerned about anything his opponent brings to the table.
Vitor Belfort glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
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Round 1
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Marquardt and The Phenom move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
The Phenom avoids a dangerous strike from Marquardt
and counters with a solid straight!
Vitor Belfort fakes a punch and launches himself over Marquardt!
Nice move by The Phenom who clinches and pushes Marquardt against the cage
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
The Phenom grab one of Nate Marquardt's arm and tries a Hip Throw
Nate Marquardt landed hard on his back
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
The Phenom launches a kick to Marquardt's thigh
Loud pop!
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Nate Marquardt launches an up-kick intended for Vitor Belfort's head...
It lands flush with Vitor Belfort's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Nate Marquardt kicks his legs trying to keep Vitor Belfort away.
No damage done by those kicks.
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Marquardt tries to hit Vitor Belfort with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. The Phenom steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
The Phenom moves backwards and gestures for Nate Marquardt to stand up.
Back to the beginning! Nate Marquardt is standing now.
The Phenom shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
A high kick from Vitor Belfort
misses badly. The Phenom slips and falls!
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Vitor Belfort kicks his legs trying to keep Nate Marquardt away.
Nate Marquardt takes a kick to the body.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Marquardt launches a kick to The Phenom's thigh
Loud pop!
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
The Phenom tries to hit Nate Marquardt with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. Marquardt steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Vitor Belfort launches an up-kick intended for Nate Marquardt's head...
It lands flush with Nate Marquardt's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
The Phenom tries to hit Nate Marquardt with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. Marquardt steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Marquardt decides to go after his opponent and jumps inside The Phenom's guard.
The Phenom did not see that coming! Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom now.
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Marquardt moves on the ground
Nate Marquardt moves to side mount
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in side mount over Vitor Belfort
Nate Marquardt looks to mount Vitor Belfort...
Vitor Belfort sees an opening and locks his opponent in half guard.
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) are cheering for the fighters.
The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt wants this win. He unleashes a kick.
Brutal high kick to The Phenom!
Surprise roundhouse punch by Marquardt.
Vitor Belfort's reflexes save him!
Nate Marquardt leans forwards and tries to grapple with The Phenom
Marquardt shows his clinching skills. Both fighters are clinching now.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Nate Marquardt shoots and grab both of Vitor Belfort's leg, attempting to take him down with a Double Leg
Marquardt lifted The Phenom's off his feet and throws him on the mat
The clock says 3:45 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Marquardt moves on the ground..
...he makes no progress.
Marquardt misses a step and Vitor Belfort sees an opportunity to counter him!
Vitor Belfort launches a few punches to Marquardt's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Marquardt tries to cover his face,
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Deep breaths from Vitor Belfort who tries a hammer punch to Marquardt's ribs.
That hit Marquardt who moves on the ground in order to protect himself
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
The Phenom tries to close his guard around Marquardt
He succeeds!
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
The Phenom measures the resilience of Marquardt's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Marquardt's side.
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
Deep breaths from Vitor Belfort who tries a hammer punch to Marquardt's ribs.
That hit Marquardt who moves on the ground in order to protect himself
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
Marquardt struggles on the ground and tries to break Vitor Belfort's guard...
Nate Marquardt is in The Phenom open guard now
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
The Phenom tries to close his guard around Marquardt
He succeeds!
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
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Round 2
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The Phenom moves forward looking for some action
Vitor Belfort shows some wrestling skills as he put his opponent in a double overhook!
Nate Marquardt pushes away The Phenom trying to keep the fight at striking range
The Phenom doesn't want to break the clinch as he still is grappling with Nate Marquardt
The fighters are clinching.
The Phenom struggles and launches a few punches to Marquardt's head
Those punches are hitting! Marquardt covers his head!
The fighters are clinching.
The Phenom gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
The Phenom gets hold of a leg and trips Marquardt to the mat!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Marquardt misses a step and Vitor Belfort sees an opportunity to counter him!
Vitor Belfort tries to pass Nate Marquardt's guard...
Vitor Belfort manages to get his leg free and moves to half guard.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
Marquardt's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Nate Marquardt's Left cheek
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Nate Marquardt attempts to move to full guard
Vitor Belfort keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Nate Marquardt doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He can't do it because of The Phenom's moves.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Not a desiderable position that The Phenom is in now. Nate Marquardt is well knowed for his strong and relentless GnP.
Nate Marquardt attempts to move to full guard
Nate Marquardt manages to switch to full guard.
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Mario Yamasaki halts the fight to stand up Nate Marquardt. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) are cheering for the fighters.
The Phenom throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand on the chin!
The strikes hit home!
Marquardt steps backwards away from Vitor Belfort. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The clock says 2:00 in the 2 round
Pulverizing punch to Marquardt's head!
Ouch, that had to hurt!
Marquardt has a small cut in his Left eye
Nate Marquardt goes with a looping right hand while Vitor Belfort jumps back and jabs
That one hits but The Phenom seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
The Phenom launches a furious low kick!
Marquardt blocks.
The Phenom clumsily fails here and it's time for Nate Marquardt to fight back!
Some nice shots from Nate Marquardt
miss their mark.
The Phenom tries to grapple
He puts Marquardt in a double underhook!
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Marquardt gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
Vitor Belfort doesn't let Nate Marquardt get in on his legs.
Marquardt clumsily fails here and it's time for Vitor Belfort to fight back!
The Phenom gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
The Phenom gets hold of a leg and trips Marquardt to the mat!
The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Vitor Belfort fakes some punches
then lands a big punch to Marquardt's face!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom tries to escape from the closed guard
The Phenom succeeds and he's now in open guard... he takes a second to breathe
The clock says 3:10 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in open guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to close his guard around The Phenom
He is not able to do it
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in open guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to close his guard around The Phenom
He succeeds!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Poorly executed technique. Vitor Belfort looks to counter!
The Phenom gets a good position on the ground. ..
Marquardt holds Vitor Belfort arms and counters his opponent punches.
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
The Phenom tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
There is a small laceration on Nate Marquardt's Right eye
The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Vitor Belfort is a submission wizard. He has forgotten more BJJ than most fighters have learned.
Marquardt doesn't stop bleeding.
The Phenom use some of his wrestling skills to escape from the closed guard!
After a few tentative moves, he jumps to side mount! The crowd in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) is cheering him!
Vitor Belfort is in side mount over Nate Marquardt
Vitor Belfort looks to mount Nate Marquardt...
Vitor Belfort slides his knee across and gets to mount.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
Nate Marquardt is a bloody mess!
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
The Phenom tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Vitor Belfort controls the situation despite Nate Marquardt efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
Vitor Belfort tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
That armbar from Vitor Belfort appears to be unbreakable
That armbar looks tight...
That armbar from Vitor Belfort appears to be unbreakable
Punishing hold!
Punishing hold!
The Phenom secures the lock while Nate Marquardt refuses to tap... Mario Yamasaki jumps in and breaks the lock!
Winner is Vitor Belfort by Submission (armbar) at 4:32 Round 2
Statistics: Nate Marquardt
Punches 2/7 (29%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 313 s
Statistics: Vitor Belfort
Punches 7/9 (78%)
Kicks 1/3 (33%)
Clinch strikes 2/3 (67%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 16/22 (73%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 325 s
Vitor just had "it" today. Nate did not. Decent fight for times though, but over times Victor was the vitor in this one (see what I did there? Yeah, neither do I).
Vitor Belfort glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
A pretty fair match today. I can't say who will be the one who will be raising his fist after the match.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
=========================================
Round 1
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Marquardt and The Phenom move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
The Phenom avoids a dangerous strike from Marquardt
and counters with a solid straight!
Vitor Belfort fakes a punch and launches himself over Marquardt!
Nice move by The Phenom who clinches and pushes Marquardt against the cage
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
The Phenom grab one of Nate Marquardt's arm and tries a Hip Throw
Nate Marquardt landed hard on his back
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
The Phenom launches a kick to Marquardt's thigh
Loud pop!
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Nate Marquardt launches an up-kick intended for Vitor Belfort's head...
It lands flush with Vitor Belfort's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Nate Marquardt kicks his legs trying to keep Vitor Belfort away.
No damage done by those kicks.
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
Marquardt tries to hit Vitor Belfort with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. The Phenom steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
The Phenom is standing while Marquardt is on the ground on his back
The Phenom moves backwards and gestures for Nate Marquardt to stand up.
Back to the beginning! Nate Marquardt is standing now.
The Phenom shows no signs of slowing down. He's in great shape.
A high kick from Vitor Belfort
misses badly. The Phenom slips and falls!
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Vitor Belfort kicks his legs trying to keep Nate Marquardt away.
Nate Marquardt takes a kick to the body.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Marquardt launches a kick to The Phenom's thigh
Loud pop!
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
The Phenom tries to hit Nate Marquardt with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. Marquardt steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Vitor Belfort launches an up-kick intended for Nate Marquardt's head...
It lands flush with Nate Marquardt's head snapping it backwards due to the impact!
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
The Phenom tries to hit Nate Marquardt with a kick to his knee from the ground.
Nice kick. Marquardt steps backwards trying to find a way to use his advantage now.
Marquardt is standing while The Phenom is on the ground on his back
Marquardt decides to go after his opponent and jumps inside The Phenom's guard.
The Phenom did not see that coming! Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom now.
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Marquardt moves on the ground
Nate Marquardt moves to side mount
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in side mount over Vitor Belfort
Nate Marquardt looks to mount Vitor Belfort...
Vitor Belfort sees an opening and locks his opponent in half guard.
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) are cheering for the fighters.
The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt wants this win. He unleashes a kick.
Brutal high kick to The Phenom!
Surprise roundhouse punch by Marquardt.
Vitor Belfort's reflexes save him!
Nate Marquardt leans forwards and tries to grapple with The Phenom
Marquardt shows his clinching skills. Both fighters are clinching now.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Nate Marquardt shoots and grab both of Vitor Belfort's leg, attempting to take him down with a Double Leg
Marquardt lifted The Phenom's off his feet and throws him on the mat
The clock says 3:45 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Marquardt moves on the ground..
...he makes no progress.
Marquardt misses a step and Vitor Belfort sees an opportunity to counter him!
Vitor Belfort launches a few punches to Marquardt's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Marquardt tries to cover his face,
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
Deep breaths from Vitor Belfort who tries a hammer punch to Marquardt's ribs.
That hit Marquardt who moves on the ground in order to protect himself
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
The Phenom tries to close his guard around Marquardt
He succeeds!
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
The Phenom measures the resilience of Marquardt's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Marquardt's side.
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
Deep breaths from Vitor Belfort who tries a hammer punch to Marquardt's ribs.
That hit Marquardt who moves on the ground in order to protect himself
Nate Marquardt is in closed guard over The Phenom
Marquardt struggles on the ground and tries to break Vitor Belfort's guard...
Nate Marquardt is in The Phenom open guard now
Nate Marquardt is in open guard over The Phenom
The Phenom tries to close his guard around Marquardt
He succeeds!
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
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Round 2
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The Phenom moves forward looking for some action
Vitor Belfort shows some wrestling skills as he put his opponent in a double overhook!
Nate Marquardt pushes away The Phenom trying to keep the fight at striking range
The Phenom doesn't want to break the clinch as he still is grappling with Nate Marquardt
The fighters are clinching.
The Phenom struggles and launches a few punches to Marquardt's head
Those punches are hitting! Marquardt covers his head!
The fighters are clinching.
The Phenom gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
The Phenom gets hold of a leg and trips Marquardt to the mat!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Marquardt misses a step and Vitor Belfort sees an opportunity to counter him!
Vitor Belfort tries to pass Nate Marquardt's guard...
Vitor Belfort manages to get his leg free and moves to half guard.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
Marquardt's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Nate Marquardt's Left cheek
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Nate Marquardt attempts to move to full guard
Vitor Belfort keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Nate Marquardt doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He can't do it because of The Phenom's moves.
Vitor Belfort is in half guard over Marquardt
Not a desiderable position that The Phenom is in now. Nate Marquardt is well knowed for his strong and relentless GnP.
Nate Marquardt attempts to move to full guard
Nate Marquardt manages to switch to full guard.
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Mario Yamasaki halts the fight to stand up Nate Marquardt. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) are cheering for the fighters.
The Phenom throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand on the chin!
The strikes hit home!
Marquardt steps backwards away from Vitor Belfort. He seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
The clock says 2:00 in the 2 round
Pulverizing punch to Marquardt's head!
Ouch, that had to hurt!
Marquardt has a small cut in his Left eye
Nate Marquardt goes with a looping right hand while Vitor Belfort jumps back and jabs
That one hits but The Phenom seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
The Phenom launches a furious low kick!
Marquardt blocks.
The Phenom clumsily fails here and it's time for Nate Marquardt to fight back!
Some nice shots from Nate Marquardt
miss their mark.
The Phenom tries to grapple
He puts Marquardt in a double underhook!
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Marquardt gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
Vitor Belfort doesn't let Nate Marquardt get in on his legs.
Marquardt clumsily fails here and it's time for Vitor Belfort to fight back!
The Phenom gets himself into good position and looks to change levels for the takedown...
The Phenom gets hold of a leg and trips Marquardt to the mat!
The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Vitor Belfort fakes some punches
then lands a big punch to Marquardt's face!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom tries to escape from the closed guard
The Phenom succeeds and he's now in open guard... he takes a second to breathe
The clock says 3:10 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in open guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to close his guard around The Phenom
He is not able to do it
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in open guard over Marquardt
Marquardt tries to close his guard around The Phenom
He succeeds!
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
Poorly executed technique. Vitor Belfort looks to counter!
The Phenom gets a good position on the ground. ..
Marquardt holds Vitor Belfort arms and counters his opponent punches.
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
The Phenom is in closed guard... Marquardt tries to roll on the ground!
Vitor Belfort uses his leg to keep his position on the ground
The Phenom tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
There is a small laceration on Nate Marquardt's Right eye
The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round
Vitor Belfort is in closed guard over Marquardt
Vitor Belfort is a submission wizard. He has forgotten more BJJ than most fighters have learned.
Marquardt doesn't stop bleeding.
The Phenom use some of his wrestling skills to escape from the closed guard!
After a few tentative moves, he jumps to side mount! The crowd in Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, Ohio) is cheering him!
Vitor Belfort is in side mount over Nate Marquardt
Vitor Belfort looks to mount Nate Marquardt...
Vitor Belfort slides his knee across and gets to mount.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
Nate Marquardt is a bloody mess!
Good looking punches from Vitor Belfort on the ground
They could take their toll on Marquardt.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
The Phenom tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Vitor Belfort controls the situation despite Nate Marquardt efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Vitor Belfort is in full mount over Nate Marquardt
Vitor Belfort tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
That armbar from Vitor Belfort appears to be unbreakable
That armbar looks tight...
That armbar from Vitor Belfort appears to be unbreakable
Punishing hold!
Punishing hold!
The Phenom secures the lock while Nate Marquardt refuses to tap... Mario Yamasaki jumps in and breaks the lock!
Winner is Vitor Belfort by Submission (armbar) at 4:32 Round 2
Statistics: Nate Marquardt
Punches 2/7 (29%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 313 s
Statistics: Vitor Belfort
Punches 7/9 (78%)
Kicks 1/3 (33%)
Clinch strikes 2/3 (67%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 16/22 (73%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Time on the ground 325 s
Vitor just had "it" today. Nate did not. Decent fight for times though, but over times Victor was the vitor in this one (see what I did there? Yeah, neither do I).
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!