Nakamoto vs. Jedrzejczyk

[The Sandmen]

Miriam Nakamoto is beating herself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking herself in the face, body and legs to get ready for her scrap.
Joanna Jedrzejczyk looks at the ground while she does her calming exercises. She knows she can not fail this night.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
And there you go! I would put my money on Joanna Jedrzejczyk today.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.

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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.
Joanna Jedrzejczyk is opening up on Nakamoto and raining down combinations!
Nakamoto's corner looks worried!
Nakamoto has a small cut in her Forehead
Surprise roundhouse punch by Jedrzejczyk.
It looks like Nakamoto was hit by a bus!
Nakamoto fires low kicks
that fail to land.
Jedrzejczyk tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Joanna Jedrzejczyk is opening up on Nakamoto and raining down combinations!
Nakamoto's corner looks worried!
Nakamoto wants to close the range and tries to grapple...
Nice move. She shoves herself over her opponent and secure a single collar tie.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Nakamoto launches a few hard punches to Joanna Jedrzejczyk's ribs!
Jedrzejczyk struggles and protects herself.
The fighters are clinching.
Jedrzejczyk tries to take Miriam Nakamoto down... Nakamoto stumbles backwards and Joanna Jedrzejczyk launches a few punches...
One swing hits hard Nakamoto's jaw!
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Jedrzejczyk launches a few hard punches to Miriam Nakamoto's ribs!
Miriam Nakamoto's ribs shows the damage! Joanna Jedrzejczyk is working her opponent ribs!
Crushing shot to Nakamoto's body! She's holding her side
Nakamoto doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Joanna Jedrzejczyk embrace and tries to move away...
Joanna Jedrzejczyk pushes Nakamoto forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch.
The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round
The fighters are clinching.
Nakamoto doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Joanna Jedrzejczyk embrace and tries to move away...
Joanna Jedrzejczyk pushes Nakamoto forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch.
Jedrzejczyk is trying to counter now!
Joanna Jedrzejczyk tries to finish this with a rear naked choke!
Crippling lock!
Jedrzejczyk closes the choke! Miriam Nakamoto's face is turning crimson red! She taps!

Winner is Joanna Jedrzejczyk by Submission (rear naked choke) at 1:38 Round 1

Statistics: Miriam Nakamoto
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/3 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/4 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Statistics: Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Punches 7/7 (100%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 4/7 (57%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 0 s

Miriam got to do nothing. This was all Yed-zhey-chik.

Also, note to self - try to edit the program's spelling errors - "chocke" and "punishement" annoy you.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

How the hell do you get a rear naked choke when the fighters are facing eachother in a clinch?! Bullshit.

[The Sandmen]

Apparently "counter" is Simulator for:
"Breaks the clinch. Gets a takedown. Mounts the back. Secures the position. Locks in the rear naked choke."

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Yah, not likely... lol Stupid simulator

[The Sandmen]

It does read more like a standing rear naked choke, though. That I could see. With "counter" meaning "moves to her back". But still, it's not clear at all how exactly this came about, and we are left with speculation.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Exactly... stupid simulator lol

[The Sandmen]

That being said, JJ was kinda dominating before the finish, so it's kinda moot. I mean, it;s nice to know how someone lost, especially if they are your fighter and you want to correct it, but the program just doesn't follow logic. And things "choke" is spelled "chocke", so go figure.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Mar 18, 2015 12:49:40 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

That being said, JJ was kinda dominating before the finish, so it's kinda moot. I mean, it;s nice to know how someone lost, especially if they are your fighter and you want to correct it, but the program just doesn't follow logic. And things "choke" is spelled "chocke", so go figure.

Yah, but there's not much you can really correct... Miriam was pretty stunned on the first shot she took... KO resistance... Sub D, maybe... a finish like that with no definitive way the hold came about doeasn't give much to go on lol

[The Sandmen]

True 'nuff.

[xx - The Broad Street Bullies]

So I upgrade her striking and she gets a submission win? Logic. Or maybe she's just the next BJ Penn?

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Mar 18, 2015 16:59:00 GMT -5 xx - The Broad Street Bullies said:

So I upgrade her striking and she gets a submission win? Logic. Or maybe she's just the next BJ Penn?

Could be but apparently she defies the laws of physics now too lol

[xx - The Broad Street Bullies]

Well if that's the case, just give her the belt now. She can hit with as much force as she wants, as F=MA isn't relevant to her.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Mar 18, 2015 22:03:45 GMT -5 xx - The Broad Street Bullies said:

Well if that's the case, just give her the belt now. She can hit with as much force as she wants, as F=MA isn't relevant to her.

Or it just means the simulator is glitchy as hell and she'll her ass fed to her by Zingano lol