Post by The Sandmen on Apr 9, 2015 17:03:39 GMT -5
Randy Couture glares at his opponent from the opposite corner.
Ferocious staredown by Lashley while Dan Miragliotta recites the rules.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Lashley is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. He will have to do his best to score a win.
Randy Couture comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
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Round 1
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Couture and Lashley move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
The two exchange wildly
Lashley is connecting with a few punches
Lashley wants to take the fight to his advantage and tries to clinch.
Couture wants nothing of that and pushes Lashley.
Bobby Lashley gets sloppy and Randy Couture tries to take advantage...
Randy Couture moves forward looking for some grappling action
Couture has his opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
The fighters are clinching.
Sick uppercut from the clinch by Randy Couture!
That one almost breaks Lashley's chin! He is knocked down!
Couture is standing while Lashley is on the ground on his back
Randy Couture decides to jump inside Lashley's guard.
Lashley didn't see that coming. Couture is in open guard over Lashley now.
The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round
Randy Couture is in open guard over Lashley
Randy Couture tries to pass to half guard...
Bobby Lashley can't prevent his opponent from passing. Couture looks to work from half guard.
Randy Couture is in half guard over Lashley
Couture tries to get a side mount...
He frees his leg and is now controlling Lashley from the side mount!
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Couture has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Randy Couture wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Couture drills Bobby Lashley's face with a huge right hand! What an impact!
Lashley's Nose is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Randy Couture storms over Lashley with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
Couture doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again Lashley's face with his elbows!
Lashley's Right cheek is beginning to swell
Lashley seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Couture launches a couple of fast knees to Bobby Lashley's ribs!
Great moves by Randy Couture! Lashley must do something now if he wants to escape from that position!
Hard blow to Lashley's mid-section, he seems hurt
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Randy Couture moves to better his position on the ground...
Randy Couture viciously slams hammer blows to Lashley's face!
Randy Couture turns out the lights for Lashley! What an astonishing KO by Couture!
Lashley's Forehead is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Winner is Randy Couture by KO (GnP) at 1:50 Round 1
Statistics: Randy Couture
Punches 0/3 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 10/12 (83%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 54 s
Statistics: Bobby Lashley
Punches 3/4 (75%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Time on the ground 64 s
I think if Spongebob brought this lack of performance to the Lesnar fight, we probably would have seen a Brock vs. Bas title fight in the near future. But alas, Lashley went all WTF and we got this monstrosity of a performance for our tournament finals. Fans of Spongebob are sad and annoyed. Haters are happy, and Randy is dandy as always.
Ferocious staredown by Lashley while Dan Miragliotta recites the rules.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Lashley is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. He will have to do his best to score a win.
Randy Couture comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
Couture and Lashley move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight!
The two exchange wildly
Lashley is connecting with a few punches
Lashley wants to take the fight to his advantage and tries to clinch.
Couture wants nothing of that and pushes Lashley.
Bobby Lashley gets sloppy and Randy Couture tries to take advantage...
Randy Couture moves forward looking for some grappling action
Couture has his opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
The fighters are clinching.
Sick uppercut from the clinch by Randy Couture!
That one almost breaks Lashley's chin! He is knocked down!
Couture is standing while Lashley is on the ground on his back
Randy Couture decides to jump inside Lashley's guard.
Lashley didn't see that coming. Couture is in open guard over Lashley now.
The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round
Randy Couture is in open guard over Lashley
Randy Couture tries to pass to half guard...
Bobby Lashley can't prevent his opponent from passing. Couture looks to work from half guard.
Randy Couture is in half guard over Lashley
Couture tries to get a side mount...
He frees his leg and is now controlling Lashley from the side mount!
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Couture has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Randy Couture wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Couture drills Bobby Lashley's face with a huge right hand! What an impact!
Lashley's Nose is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Randy Couture storms over Lashley with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
Couture doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again Lashley's face with his elbows!
Lashley's Right cheek is beginning to swell
Lashley seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Couture launches a couple of fast knees to Bobby Lashley's ribs!
Great moves by Randy Couture! Lashley must do something now if he wants to escape from that position!
Hard blow to Lashley's mid-section, he seems hurt
Randy Couture is in side mount over Bobby Lashley
Randy Couture moves to better his position on the ground...
Randy Couture viciously slams hammer blows to Lashley's face!
Randy Couture turns out the lights for Lashley! What an astonishing KO by Couture!
Lashley's Forehead is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Winner is Randy Couture by KO (GnP) at 1:50 Round 1
Statistics: Randy Couture
Punches 0/3 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 10/12 (83%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 54 s
Statistics: Bobby Lashley
Punches 3/4 (75%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Time on the ground 64 s
I think if Spongebob brought this lack of performance to the Lesnar fight, we probably would have seen a Brock vs. Bas title fight in the near future. But alas, Lashley went all WTF and we got this monstrosity of a performance for our tournament finals. Fans of Spongebob are sad and annoyed. Haters are happy, and Randy is dandy as always.
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!