Post by The Sandmen on Aug 6, 2015 13:14:02 GMT -5
Angela Magana doesn't look concerned about anything her opponent brings to the table.
Michelle Waterson glares at her opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score the win today.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.
Michelle Waterson fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut
it lands on Magana's chin
There is a small laceration on Angela Magana's Chin
As the fight continues it seems that Michelle Waterson is taking the best of the fight.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Angela Magana attempts a sweep single...
Angela Magana catches Michelle Waterson's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Magana.
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie switches to high guard just before trying to sink a triangle!
Magana struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she manages to slip her head of the lock!
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows!
The Karate Hottie's attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows.
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows!
One, two, three! The Karate Hottie's being punished here!
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana is looking to pass Michelle Waterson's guard...
Angela Magana gets her hips free and moves to half guard.
Angela Magana is in half guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana pushes The Karate Hottie's leg and tries to move to full mount.
The Karate Hottie rolls and she's now on half guard over Angela Magana. Nice reversal.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Magana measures the resilience of The Karate Hottie's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
The Karate Hottie blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Angela Magana attempts to move to full guard
Michelle Waterson keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Angela Magana attempts to move to full guard
Angela Magana manages to switch to full guard.
The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Michelle Waterson fakes some punches
Magana ties her up.
The Karate Hottie clumsily fails here and it's time for Angela Magana to fight back!
Magana throws her legs up in a triangle attempt!
Michelle Waterson realizes the danger and stands up to avoid the attack.
Dan Miragliotta halts the fight to stand up Michelle Waterson. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Sudbury Community Arena (Sudbury, Ontario) are cheering for the fighters.
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
The Karate Hottie pushes Angela Magana and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Magana moves forward looking for some action
She surprises The Karate Hottie with a double overhooks!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
Angela Magana closes the distance with her opponent wanting some action.
Magana moves forward looking for some action
She surprises The Karate Hottie with a double overhooks!
Angela Magana and The Karate Hottie engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Angela Magana is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
Michelle Waterson goes with a looping right hand while Angela Magana jumps back and jabs
That one hits but Magana seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Angela Magana moves forward looking for a hole in her opponent's defense.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Angela Magana shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Michelle Waterson is taken off her feet, but she manages to pull Magana into her guard.
Crushing shot to The Karate Hottie's body! She's holding her side
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana tries to better her position on the ground...
Magana breaks the closed guard of Michelle Waterson and moves to half guard
Angela Magana is in side mount over Michelle Waterson
Michelle Waterson attempts to trap Angela Magana in her guard.
Michelle Waterson manages to switch to full guard.
The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round
Angela Magana is in open guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie tries to close her guard around Magana
She succeeds!
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie switches to high guard just before trying to sink a triangle!
Magana struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she manages to slip her head of the lock!
Magana tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Magana struggles on the ground and tries to break Michelle Waterson's guard...
The Karate Hottie doesn't want to free her opponent and Magana continues in closed guard
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana is in closed guard... The Karate Hottie tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! She is now in full mount over Angela Magana!
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Angela Magana tries to roll to her side and trap Michelle Waterson in her guard...
Angela Magana gets her hip out and moves to full guard.
Dan Miragliotta tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
Angela Magana has to be confident that she won that round.
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Round 2
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Terrible one sided match... The Karate Hottie was not ready to fight a fighter of Angela Magana caliber.
The Karate Hottie decides to launch some tentative punches
Angela Magana takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
A shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Magana.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Michelle Waterson moves forward looking for some grappling action
The Karate Hottie has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
The fighters are clinching.
Angela Magana tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Angela Magana gets sloppy and Michelle Waterson tries to take advantage...
Michelle Waterson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie circles out and slips free of Angela Magana's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Magana attempts a shoot
Michelle Waterson hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head!
Angela Magana attempts a sweep single...
Michelle Waterson was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt.
Michelle Waterson throws a looping right hand...
That lands on Magana's chin! That stops Magana in her tracks!
Nice low kick from Magana
but Michelle Waterson stops it.
Magana clumsily fails here and it's time for Michelle Waterson to fight back!
Incredible haymaker from Michelle Waterson!
You can see Angela Magana's head being snapped backwards!
Magana's Right cheek is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Angela Magana and The Karate Hottie engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Michelle Waterson is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Michelle Waterson can end the fight with her ground and pound.
Michelle Waterson launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Magana blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Angela Magana's cheek! Magana stumbles and the falls to the mat!
The clock says 2:10 in the 2 round
The Karate Hottie is standing while Magana is on the ground on her back
Michelle Waterson creates space and allows Angela Magana to stand up.
Angela Magana is on her feet again.
The clock says 2:20 in the 2 round
Some nice shots from Angela Magana
miss their mark.
Magana tries to grapple
She puts The Karate Hottie in a double underhook!
Michelle Waterson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie circles out and slips free of Angela Magana's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Michelle Waterson chases Magana and launches a few perfect strikes
Here we go! Magana steps backwards when those punches connect with her face
The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Brilliant combination from Angela Magana
The Karate Hottie is showing some dodging skills avoiding that ones.
The clock says 3:15 in the 2 round
The Karate Hottie steps backwards away from Angela Magana. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Michelle Waterson is opening up on Magana and raining down combinations!
Magana's corner looks worried!
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Angela Magana goes with a looping right hand while Michelle Waterson jumps back and jabs
Magana seems staggered and Michelle Waterson runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
Angela Magana shoots for a double leg takedown!
Michelle Waterson sprawls and manages to stay on her feet.
Poorly executed technique. Michelle Waterson looks to counter!
Michelle Waterson shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Angela Magana is taken off her feet, but she manages to pull The Karate Hottie into her guard.
The clock says 4:10 in the 2 round
Michelle Waterson is in closed guard over Magana
The Karate Hottie tries to escape from the closed guard
The Karate Hottie succeeds and she's now in open guard... she takes a second to breathe
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Magana measures the resilience of The Karate Hottie's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
The Karate Hottie blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Magana tries to close her guard around The Karate Hottie
She is not able to do it
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
The Karate Hottie is taking this opportunity to rest.
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Michelle Waterson tries to finish with a leg lock!
Magana is able to break the lock.
Michelle Waterson gets sloppy and Angela Magana tries to take advantage...
Magana tries to close her guard around The Karate Hottie
She is not able to do it
Dan Miragliotta stands the fighters up due to a lack of activity.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
That was a close round.
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Round 3
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A right hand from Michelle Waterson
surprises Magana!
The Karate Hottie is holding Angela Magana's right leg... She's trying to take her down.
Angela Magana loses balance and goes to the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Angela Magana attempts to trap Michelle Waterson in her guard.
Michelle Waterson keeps control and remains in side mount.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson hovers above Magana
Good punches to Magana's body.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson looks to mount Angela Magana...
Michelle Waterson slides her knee across and gets to mount.
The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
Punishing hold!
The Karate Hottie is locking that armbar...
That armbar from Michelle Waterson appears to be unbreakable
Magana is smart enough to avoid the submission attempt
The clock says 1:10 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Magana tries to escape from the full mount...
Michelle Waterson is not caught off guard and moves to side mount to keep her superior position.
The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
The Karate Hottie gets a good position on the ground. ..
and what an incredible flurry! She's just wailing away at Angela Magana! The referee is saying she's going to stop it if Angela Magana doesn't defend herself!
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson isolates Angela Magana's arm and neck looking for an arm triangle
Magana struggles to free herself
That Arm Triangle looks tight...
Crippling lock!
You can see the pain reflected in Magana's eyes...
The Karate Hottie locks it in and circles towards Magana's head. It's deep and Angela Magana is forced to tap out!
Winner is Michelle Waterson by Submission (Arm Triangle) at 1:38 Round 3
Statistics: Angela Magana
Punches 7/21 (33%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/4 (50%)
GnP strikes 3/10 (30%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 281 s
Statistics: Michelle Waterson
Punches 20/32 (62%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 8/9 (89%)
Submissions 5/5 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 269 s
Real life: Waterson beats Magana via submission at 2:38 of round 3.
ManMMA: Waterson beats Magana via submission at 1:38 of round 3.
I’m really good at my job.
Michelle Waterson glares at her opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score the win today.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
The fight gets underway.
Michelle Waterson fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut
it lands on Magana's chin
There is a small laceration on Angela Magana's Chin
As the fight continues it seems that Michelle Waterson is taking the best of the fight.
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Angela Magana attempts a sweep single...
Angela Magana catches Michelle Waterson's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Magana.
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie switches to high guard just before trying to sink a triangle!
Magana struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she manages to slip her head of the lock!
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows!
The Karate Hottie's attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows.
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows!
One, two, three! The Karate Hottie's being punished here!
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana is looking to pass Michelle Waterson's guard...
Angela Magana gets her hips free and moves to half guard.
Angela Magana is in half guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana pushes The Karate Hottie's leg and tries to move to full mount.
The Karate Hottie rolls and she's now on half guard over Angela Magana. Nice reversal.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Magana measures the resilience of The Karate Hottie's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
The Karate Hottie blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Angela Magana attempts to move to full guard
Michelle Waterson keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Michelle Waterson is in half guard over Magana
Angela Magana attempts to move to full guard
Angela Magana manages to switch to full guard.
The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Michelle Waterson fakes some punches
Magana ties her up.
The Karate Hottie clumsily fails here and it's time for Angela Magana to fight back!
Magana throws her legs up in a triangle attempt!
Michelle Waterson realizes the danger and stands up to avoid the attack.
Dan Miragliotta halts the fight to stand up Michelle Waterson. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Sudbury Community Arena (Sudbury, Ontario) are cheering for the fighters.
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
The Karate Hottie pushes Angela Magana and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Magana moves forward looking for some action
She surprises The Karate Hottie with a double overhooks!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
Angela Magana closes the distance with her opponent wanting some action.
Magana moves forward looking for some action
She surprises The Karate Hottie with a double overhooks!
Angela Magana and The Karate Hottie engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Angela Magana is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
Michelle Waterson goes with a looping right hand while Angela Magana jumps back and jabs
That one hits but Magana seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Angela Magana moves forward looking for a hole in her opponent's defense.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Angela Magana shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Michelle Waterson is taken off her feet, but she manages to pull Magana into her guard.
Crushing shot to The Karate Hottie's body! She's holding her side
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Angela Magana tries to better her position on the ground...
Magana breaks the closed guard of Michelle Waterson and moves to half guard
Angela Magana is in side mount over Michelle Waterson
Michelle Waterson attempts to trap Angela Magana in her guard.
Michelle Waterson manages to switch to full guard.
The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round
Angela Magana is in open guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie tries to close her guard around Magana
She succeeds!
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
The Karate Hottie switches to high guard just before trying to sink a triangle!
Magana struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she manages to slip her head of the lock!
Magana tries to get some advantage after her opponent miss move...
Magana struggles on the ground and tries to break Michelle Waterson's guard...
The Karate Hottie doesn't want to free her opponent and Magana continues in closed guard
Angela Magana is in closed guard over The Karate Hottie
Magana is in closed guard... The Karate Hottie tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! She is now in full mount over Angela Magana!
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Angela Magana tries to roll to her side and trap Michelle Waterson in her guard...
Angela Magana gets her hip out and moves to full guard.
Dan Miragliotta tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
Angela Magana has to be confident that she won that round.
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Round 2
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Terrible one sided match... The Karate Hottie was not ready to fight a fighter of Angela Magana caliber.
The Karate Hottie decides to launch some tentative punches
Angela Magana takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
A shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Magana.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Michelle Waterson moves forward looking for some grappling action
The Karate Hottie has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
The fighters are clinching.
Angela Magana tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Angela Magana gets sloppy and Michelle Waterson tries to take advantage...
Michelle Waterson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie circles out and slips free of Angela Magana's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Magana attempts a shoot
Michelle Waterson hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head!
Angela Magana attempts a sweep single...
Michelle Waterson was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt.
Michelle Waterson throws a looping right hand...
That lands on Magana's chin! That stops Magana in her tracks!
Nice low kick from Magana
but Michelle Waterson stops it.
Magana clumsily fails here and it's time for Michelle Waterson to fight back!
Incredible haymaker from Michelle Waterson!
You can see Angela Magana's head being snapped backwards!
Magana's Right cheek is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Angela Magana and The Karate Hottie engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Michelle Waterson is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Michelle Waterson can end the fight with her ground and pound.
Michelle Waterson launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Magana blocks the jabs but the last punch hits hard on Angela Magana's cheek! Magana stumbles and the falls to the mat!
The clock says 2:10 in the 2 round
The Karate Hottie is standing while Magana is on the ground on her back
Michelle Waterson creates space and allows Angela Magana to stand up.
Angela Magana is on her feet again.
The clock says 2:20 in the 2 round
Some nice shots from Angela Magana
miss their mark.
Magana tries to grapple
She puts The Karate Hottie in a double underhook!
Michelle Waterson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
The Karate Hottie circles out and slips free of Angela Magana's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Michelle Waterson chases Magana and launches a few perfect strikes
Here we go! Magana steps backwards when those punches connect with her face
The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
Brilliant combination from Angela Magana
The Karate Hottie is showing some dodging skills avoiding that ones.
The clock says 3:15 in the 2 round
The Karate Hottie steps backwards away from Angela Magana. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit.
Michelle Waterson is opening up on Magana and raining down combinations!
Magana's corner looks worried!
Magana pushes Michelle Waterson and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath.
Angela Magana goes with a looping right hand while Michelle Waterson jumps back and jabs
Magana seems staggered and Michelle Waterson runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
Angela Magana shoots for a double leg takedown!
Michelle Waterson sprawls and manages to stay on her feet.
Poorly executed technique. Michelle Waterson looks to counter!
Michelle Waterson shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Angela Magana is taken off her feet, but she manages to pull The Karate Hottie into her guard.
The clock says 4:10 in the 2 round
Michelle Waterson is in closed guard over Magana
The Karate Hottie tries to escape from the closed guard
The Karate Hottie succeeds and she's now in open guard... she takes a second to breathe
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Magana measures the resilience of The Karate Hottie's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
The Karate Hottie blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Magana tries to close her guard around The Karate Hottie
She is not able to do it
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
The Karate Hottie is taking this opportunity to rest.
Michelle Waterson is in open guard over Magana
Michelle Waterson tries to finish with a leg lock!
Magana is able to break the lock.
Michelle Waterson gets sloppy and Angela Magana tries to take advantage...
Magana tries to close her guard around The Karate Hottie
She is not able to do it
Dan Miragliotta stands the fighters up due to a lack of activity.
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
That was a close round.
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Round 3
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A right hand from Michelle Waterson
surprises Magana!
The Karate Hottie is holding Angela Magana's right leg... She's trying to take her down.
Angela Magana loses balance and goes to the ground.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Angela Magana attempts to trap Michelle Waterson in her guard.
Michelle Waterson keeps control and remains in side mount.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson hovers above Magana
Good punches to Magana's body.
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson looks to mount Angela Magana...
Michelle Waterson slides her knee across and gets to mount.
The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
Punishing hold!
The Karate Hottie is locking that armbar...
That armbar from Michelle Waterson appears to be unbreakable
Magana is smart enough to avoid the submission attempt
The clock says 1:10 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in full mount over Angela Magana
Magana tries to escape from the full mount...
Michelle Waterson is not caught off guard and moves to side mount to keep her superior position.
The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
The Karate Hottie gets a good position on the ground. ..
and what an incredible flurry! She's just wailing away at Angela Magana! The referee is saying she's going to stop it if Angela Magana doesn't defend herself!
Michelle Waterson is in side mount over Angela Magana
Michelle Waterson isolates Angela Magana's arm and neck looking for an arm triangle
Magana struggles to free herself
That Arm Triangle looks tight...
Crippling lock!
You can see the pain reflected in Magana's eyes...
The Karate Hottie locks it in and circles towards Magana's head. It's deep and Angela Magana is forced to tap out!
Winner is Michelle Waterson by Submission (Arm Triangle) at 1:38 Round 3
Statistics: Angela Magana
Punches 7/21 (33%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/4 (50%)
GnP strikes 3/10 (30%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 281 s
Statistics: Michelle Waterson
Punches 20/32 (62%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 8/9 (89%)
Submissions 5/5 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 269 s
Real life: Waterson beats Magana via submission at 2:38 of round 3.
ManMMA: Waterson beats Magana via submission at 1:38 of round 3.
I’m really good at my job.
I failed you all. I'm really sorry.
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!