Couture vs. Zingano

[The Sandmen]

Ferocious staredown by Couture while Mario Yamasaki recites the rules.
Cat Zingano is calm in her corner. She looks convinced of her abilities.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Zingano is the fighter that will win today if we pay attention to the bets.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.

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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
Zingano tries to grapple
She puts Couture in a double underhook!
The fighters are clinching.
Couture launches a few hard punches to Cat Zingano's ribs!
Zingano struggles and protects herself.
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Zingano gets double underhooks and looks for the takedown...
Zingano blocks Kim Couture's knee and hits a perfectly executed knee tap! Nice move.
Cat Zingano is in closed guard over Couture
Cat Zingano tries to pass Kim Couture's guard...
Cat Zingano manages to get her leg free and moves to half guard.
Cat Zingano is in half guard over Couture
Cat Zingano storms over Couture with a biblical punishment in the form of elbows!
Zingano doesn't stop and viciously hits again and again Couture's face with her elbows!
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
Cat Zingano is in half guard over Couture
Kim Couture doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on her feet
She can't do it because of Zingano's moves.
Cat Zingano is in half guard over Couture
Couture tries to stand up!
Zingano doesn't allow her!
Cat Zingano is in half guard over Couture
Kim Couture tries to close the guard.
Nothing from this effort.
Cat Zingano is in half guard over Couture
Cat Zingano tries to pass Kim Couture's guard...
Cat Zingano manages to get her leg free and moves to side mount.
Cat Zingano is in side mount over Kim Couture
Cat Zingano looks to pass to mount...
Zingano slides her knee across and achieves the mount position! Tough spot for Kim Couture.
Cat Zingano is in full mount over Kim Couture
Zingano suddenly holds Kim Couture's arm and tries an armbar!
Couture can break the lock and now she is in a closed guard over Cat Zingano!
The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round
Kim Couture is in closed guard over Zingano
Kim Couture doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on her feet
She can't do it because of Zingano's moves.
Kim Couture is in closed guard over Zingano
Cat Zingano launches a few punches to Couture's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Couture tries to cover her face,
Couture's Left cheek is beginning to swell
Kim Couture is in closed guard over Zingano
Couture is in closed guard... Zingano tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! She is now in full mount over Kim Couture!
Cat Zingano is in full mount over Kim Couture
Kim Couture is cooling the fight on the ground
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Cat Zingano is in full mount over Kim Couture
Zingano delivers a few accurate elbows!
Couture is being hit hard and trys to escape! She has to give her back!
That brutal impact left Couture laid out on the mat! Cat Zingano's corner come in to congratulate her!
Couture's Mouth is bruised after the punishement she's received!
There is a small laceration on Kim Couture's Mouth

Winner is Cat Zingano by KO (Elbows) at 3:12 Round 1

Statistics: Kim Couture
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/4 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 147 s

Statistics: Cat Zingano
Punches 0/0 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 10/15 (67%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 147 s

This was an easy win for Cat. If Couture wants to stay in the rankings she needs to upgrade her toughness. She is probably the least-tough person on ManMMA. Just...upgrade her toughness, whoever her team is. For the love of god...

[The Rocketmen]

Yeah, holy balls!

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

Not to mention all the upgrades Cat received recently... but we won't even mention that. lol

[The Rocketmen]

Shame on you for mentioning it!

[The Sandmen]

You told me I'm not allowed to talk about your fighters' upgrades.

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

May 16, 2016 10:48:52 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

You told me I'm not allowed to talk about your fighters' upgrades.

No, I've asked you not to criticize or advise me on upgrades unless I asked about them. It's not like you listen to me anyways since you're still going on and trolling about Danzig's chest... but now suddenly you're not being a douche bag... Bullshit.

[The Sandmen]

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

May 16, 2016 10:53:15 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

My feeling exactly...

[The Sandmen]

...

[The Rocketmen]

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

May 16, 2016 10:58:11 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

Nah... more like:

[The Rocketmen]

He rapes people. You're supporting a rapist.

[The Sandmen]

I would be surprised...but I'm not.

[The Rocketmen]

www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/02/cee-lo-green-it-isnt-if-the-victim-is-unconscious

[xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club]

May 16, 2016 11:07:56 GMT -5 The Rocketmen said:

He rapes people. You're supporting a rapist.

Since when is posting a pic of someone supporting them? It simply fit with the subject and the music genre you first posted with the Black-Eyed Peas.

It's pretty sad when the admin and the most senior member of the site are almost literally biggest trolls on the site, and they they feel the need to gang up on other members to do so... No wait, it's not just sad... it's pathetic.