Namajunas vs. Esparza

[The Sandmen]

Rose Namajunas glares at her opponent from the opposite corner.
Carla Esparza looks like she has been waiting for this fight forever.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
Esparza is the fighter that will win today if we pay attention to the bets.
The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta.

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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
Rose Namajunas goes with a looping right hand while Carla Esparza jumps back and jabs
Esparza seems staggered and Rose Namajunas runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
Esparza's Right eye is bruised after the punishement she's received!
Carla Esparza and Namajunas engage in a wild exchange of punches!
Carla Esparza is getting the best of the exchange as she lands a few blows.
The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round
Esparza grabs her opponent by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground
Great takedown by Carla Esparza
Carla Esparza is in open guard over Namajunas
Esparza is looking to end this fight with strikes
She starts to pound away at Rose Namajunas, who is barely covering up!
Carla Esparza is in open guard over Namajunas
Esparza launches a barrage of elbows over Namajunas's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if Namajunas doesn't fight back!
Namajunas's Nose is beginning to swell
Carla Esparza is in open guard over Namajunas
Rose Namajunas launches a few punches to Esparza's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Esparza tries to cover her face,
Carla Esparza is in open guard over Namajunas
Namajunas tries to stand up!
Esparza doesn't allow her!
Carla Esparza is in open guard over Namajunas
Esparza tries to move to full mount
Esparza succeeds
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Carla Esparza is in full mount over Rose Namajunas
Esparza catch Rose Namajunas's left arm and tries a kimura
That kimura looks tight...
Punishing hold!
Esparza is locking that kimura...
Rose Namajunas holds her own arm and struggles until she gets free
Carla Esparza is in full mount over Rose Namajunas
Esparza fires a barrage of punches at Namajunas's head!
This is bad! Esparza is just pounding on Rose Namajunas's head like she's a training dummy! The referee looks on anxiously!
That brutal impact left Namajunas laid out on the mat! Carla Esparza's corner come in to congratulate her!
Namajunas's Nose is beginning to swell

Winner is Carla Esparza by KO (GnP) at 1:51 Round 1

Statistics: Rose Namajunas
Punches 4/9 (44%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/3 (67%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 69 s

Statistics: Carla Esparza
Punches 3/5 (60%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 11/15 (73%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 69 s

Wow. Carla completely annihilated Rose. Rose tried, and tried to be aggressive, but Carla just went all Homolka on her and now Rose is dead and Carla’s testifying against her husband and getting out of jail in no time at all, and man, this got dark fast.

Hey, question to my non-Canadian friends. Was the Paul Bernardo/Karla Homolka thing even on your news? Like, has anyone here even heard of that whole thing? (If a real discussion gets going about this here, involving more than 5 people, I will give everyone involved a point – consider that your Easter Egg for this card).

[The Rocketmen]

Holy crap, that was a much faster fight than anticipated.

[The Sandmen]

That's not the discussion I'm trying to pay you (points) to have in this thread, asshole.

[xx - The Broad Street Bullies]

Well I'm not Canadian, and I had no idea who those two were, and neither did anyone I asked about them. I don't believe it was news down here.

[The Sandmen]

May 19, 2016 21:19:43 GMT -5 xx - The Broad Street Bullies said:

Well I'm not Canadian, and I had no idea who those two were, and neither did anyone I asked about them. I don't believe it was news down here.

That's fascinating to me. We know all about your American monsters, why don't you know about ours? Maybe they just don't live up to the standards set by the Ted Bundys and such, haha.



Paul Kenneth Bernardo, (born 27 August 1964), is a Canadian serial killer and rapist, known for the highly publicized sexual assaults and murders he committed with his wife Karla Homolka and the serial rapes he committed in the east-Metropolitan Toronto city of Scarborough in the early 1990s. In addition to the confirmed murders of Tammy Lyn Homolka, Leslie Erin Mahaffy, and Kristen Dawn French, suspicions remain about other possible victims or intended victims of Bernardo and Homolka.

[The Rocketmen]

It's funny because while that might be the straight-forward "here's the rundown of what happened" it's actually far, far more fucked up.

For one thing, Tammy Lyn is Karla's younger sister, whose virginity Karla promised to Paul. They got her drunk, I believe roofied her, and she ended up like choking to death on her own vomit. Tammy Lyn was around 15 at the time?

They also filmed the girls they kidnapped, raped and killed, and videos of them fucking and bragging about who they raped and killed and all this weird shit.

Basically, the most evil people on the planet with an insatiable boner. Horrible human beings.

[xx - Camp Cannon]

hey leave my gf outta it she said it was all paul..

[Ferocity]

Well I'm Canadian, so I don't know how it was covered elsewhere, but my favorite Canadian serial killer is the BC man who murdered prostitutes and then fed them to his pigs. So wrong. Also, because it was mostly native hookers going missing, the BC police didn't give a single flying fuck allowing it to go on for years

[The Sandmen]

You're "favourite"...? It's like, you have a top 10 list or something and the pig-feeder (have my American friends (xx - The Broad Street Bullies) heard about him (Robert Pickton)?


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The West Coast Knockouts and moreso xx - Former Bulldozers, you're younger fellows, but Canadians. Have you heard of Paul Bernardo and all that? Or is this somehow just an old Canadian people thing?

I'm always interested in what people have heard of. Common knowledge is such a bogus concept.

[xx - Former Bulldozers]

Never heard of him

[xx - Camp Cannon]

May 23, 2016 9:49:03 GMT -5 Ferocity said:

Well I'm Canadian, so I don't know how it was covered elsewhere, but my favorite Canadian serial killer is the BC man who murdered prostitutes and then fed them to his pigs. So wrong. Also, because it was mostly native hookers going missing, the BC police didn't give a single flying fuck allowing it to go on for years

pictons farm ive actually had a native chick from midland offer me 100 4 the night on pof and know of hookers from rama aswell that work on backpage n in toronto hotels one of thier friends got busted 4 kidnapping n selling 14 year old

[Ferocity]

The Sandmen not a favorites list, just a mental list of Injustice that pisses me off