Post by The Sandmen on Mar 10, 2017 10:34:17 GMT -5
Bas Rutten is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Brock Lesnar is beating himself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking himself in the face, body and legs to get ready for his scrap.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
Brock Lesnar comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is John McCarthy.
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Round 1
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The fight gets underway.
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
El Guapo looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Brock Lesnar's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
El Guapo decides to launch some tentative punches
Bas Rutten takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
El Guapo throws a hook
He fails to land it.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
El Guapo leads with a punch
Brock Lesnar avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Left eye
The two exchange wildly
El Guapo is connecting with a few punches
Lesnar moves to shoot
but Bas Rutten delivers a knee that wrecks him!
El Guapo launches a furious low kick!
Brock Lesnar blocks
Brock Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown!
Bas Rutten sprawls and manages to stay on his feet.
Brock Lesnar tries to bring the fight to the ground
El Guapo goes down.
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
Lesnar is taking this opportunity to rest.
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to close his guard around Lesnar
He succeeds!
Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Bas Rutten isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
Lesnar blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass El Guapo's guard.
Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Bas Rutten attempts to move to full guard
Brock Lesnar keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Lesnar tries to get a side mount...
He frees his leg and is now controlling El Guapo from the side mount!
The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar looks to pass to mount...
Lesnar slides his knee across and achieves the mount position! Tough spot for Bas Rutten.
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
El Guapo tries to move on the ground and shows Brock Lesnar a crack in his guard which he uses for a big elbow!
Bang! El Guapo's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks his head against the mat! John McCarthy knows he may be calling off the fight soon!
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Brock Lesnar controls the situation despite Bas Rutten efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar launches a barrage of elbows over El Guapo's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if El Guapo doesn't fight back!
El Guapo's Mouth is beginning to swell
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He moves fast and now he is standing
John McCarthy halts the fight to stand up Bas Rutten. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Thompson-Boling Arena (Knoxville, Tennassee) are cheering for the fighters.
Brock Lesnar swings...
hard impact to El Guapo's face!
Brock Lesnar goes with a looping right hand while Bas Rutten jumps back and jabs
That one hits but El Guapo seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
Lesnar moves to shoot
El Guapo misses a knee.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
Brock Lesnar attempts a sweep single...
Brock Lesnar catches Bas Rutten's far ankle and trips him to the mat! Slick takedown by Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Terrible one sided match... El Guapo was not ready to fight a fighter of Brock Lesnar caliber.
Lesnar is in closed guard... El Guapo tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Brock Lesnar!
Bas Rutten is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar tries to roll to his side and trap Bas Rutten in his guard...
Brock Lesnar gets his hip out and moves to full guard.
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because El Guapo tries to cover his face,
The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo moves on the ground..
...he makes no progress.
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because El Guapo tries to cover his face,
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Lesnar doesn't allow him!
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Lesnar doesn't allow him!
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Lesnar tries to close his guard around El Guapo
He succeeds!
John McCarthy tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
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Round 2
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Brock Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown!
Bas Rutten sprawls and manages to stay on his feet.
Brock Lesnar tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown...
El Guapo is unable to remain on his feet and falls to the ground
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to close his guard around Lesnar
He is not able to do it
The clock says 0:45 in the 2 round
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
Lesnar delivers a few accurate elbows!
El Guapo is being hit hard and trys to escape! He has to give his back!
El Guapo's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Lesnar is in rear mount over El Guapo
El Guapo is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
El Guapo has Lesnar controlling his back while on the ground. He tries to roll and find an escape...
Lesnar is unable to move under El Guapo control.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
Lesnar throws a few hammer fists to the face of Bas Rutten
Solid shots!
Lesnar is in rear mount over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Lesnar tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
The two exchange wildly
Both fighters are missing terribly.
The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round
Lesnar is holding Bas Rutten's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Bas Rutten loses balance and goes to the ground.
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
El Guapo tries to move on the ground and shows Brock Lesnar a crack in his guard which he uses for a big elbow!
Bang! El Guapo's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks his head against the mat! John McCarthy knows he may be calling off the fight soon!
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Lesnar drills Bas Rutten's face with a huge right hand! What an impact!
El Guapo has a small cut in his Nose
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar seems fresh. He may still have a lot of gas in his tank.
Lesnar launches a barrage of elbows over El Guapo's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if El Guapo doesn't fight back!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Left cheek
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar moves to better his position on the ground...
Brock Lesnar viciously slams hammer blows to El Guapo's face!
John McCarthy is asking El Guapo to defend himself! John McCarthy jumps in between the fighters and stops the punishment for El Guapo.
El Guapo's Forehead is beginning to swell
Winner is Brock Lesnar by TKO (GnP) at 2:13 Round 2
Statistics: Bas Rutten
Punches 10/17 (59%)
Kicks 1/3 (33%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 259 s
Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 7/15 (47%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 4/6 (67%)
GnP strikes 24/32 (75%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 259 s
Bas had no answer for Brock's takedowns. Other than, let's be honest, Brock is almost certainly on steroids. I mean, why else would one get a giant phallic tattoo on one's chest? The answer is pure, unadulterated roid rage. And we;re not talking about dem hemorrhoid's, which he probably almost certainly also has.
Brock Lesnar is beating himself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking himself in the face, body and legs to get ready for his scrap.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
Brock Lesnar comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is John McCarthy.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
The fight gets underway.
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
El Guapo looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Brock Lesnar's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
El Guapo decides to launch some tentative punches
Bas Rutten takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
El Guapo throws a hook
He fails to land it.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
El Guapo leads with a punch
Brock Lesnar avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Left eye
The two exchange wildly
El Guapo is connecting with a few punches
Lesnar moves to shoot
but Bas Rutten delivers a knee that wrecks him!
El Guapo launches a furious low kick!
Brock Lesnar blocks
Brock Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown!
Bas Rutten sprawls and manages to stay on his feet.
Brock Lesnar tries to bring the fight to the ground
El Guapo goes down.
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
Lesnar is taking this opportunity to rest.
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to close his guard around Lesnar
He succeeds!
Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Bas Rutten isolates an arm in a kimura attempt!
Lesnar blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass El Guapo's guard.
Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Bas Rutten attempts to move to full guard
Brock Lesnar keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Brock Lesnar is in half guard over El Guapo
Lesnar tries to get a side mount...
He frees his leg and is now controlling El Guapo from the side mount!
The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar looks to pass to mount...
Lesnar slides his knee across and achieves the mount position! Tough spot for Bas Rutten.
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
El Guapo tries to move on the ground and shows Brock Lesnar a crack in his guard which he uses for a big elbow!
Bang! El Guapo's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks his head against the mat! John McCarthy knows he may be calling off the fight soon!
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Brock Lesnar controls the situation despite Bas Rutten efforts for escaping from the full mount.
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Lesnar launches a barrage of elbows over El Guapo's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if El Guapo doesn't fight back!
El Guapo's Mouth is beginning to swell
Brock Lesnar is in full mount over Bas Rutten
Bas Rutten doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He moves fast and now he is standing
John McCarthy halts the fight to stand up Bas Rutten. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in Thompson-Boling Arena (Knoxville, Tennassee) are cheering for the fighters.
Brock Lesnar swings...
hard impact to El Guapo's face!
Brock Lesnar goes with a looping right hand while Bas Rutten jumps back and jabs
That one hits but El Guapo seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
Lesnar moves to shoot
El Guapo misses a knee.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
Brock Lesnar attempts a sweep single...
Brock Lesnar catches Bas Rutten's far ankle and trips him to the mat! Slick takedown by Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over El Guapo
Terrible one sided match... El Guapo was not ready to fight a fighter of Brock Lesnar caliber.
Lesnar is in closed guard... El Guapo tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Brock Lesnar!
Bas Rutten is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar tries to roll to his side and trap Bas Rutten in his guard...
Brock Lesnar gets his hip out and moves to full guard.
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because El Guapo tries to cover his face,
The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo moves on the ground..
...he makes no progress.
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to El Guapo's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because El Guapo tries to cover his face,
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Lesnar doesn't allow him!
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
El Guapo tries to stand up!
Lesnar doesn't allow him!
Bas Rutten is in open guard over Lesnar
Lesnar tries to close his guard around El Guapo
He succeeds!
John McCarthy tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over.
I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round.
=========================================
Round 2
=========================================
Brock Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown!
Bas Rutten sprawls and manages to stay on his feet.
Brock Lesnar tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown...
El Guapo is unable to remain on his feet and falls to the ground
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to close his guard around Lesnar
He is not able to do it
The clock says 0:45 in the 2 round
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over El Guapo
Lesnar delivers a few accurate elbows!
El Guapo is being hit hard and trys to escape! He has to give his back!
El Guapo's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Lesnar is in rear mount over El Guapo
El Guapo is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
El Guapo has Lesnar controlling his back while on the ground. He tries to roll and find an escape...
Lesnar is unable to move under El Guapo control.
Bas Rutten gets sloppy and Brock Lesnar tries to take advantage...
Lesnar throws a few hammer fists to the face of Bas Rutten
Solid shots!
Lesnar is in rear mount over El Guapo
El Guapo tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Lesnar tries to stand up!
he is now on his feet
Both fighters continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision.
The two exchange wildly
Both fighters are missing terribly.
The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round
Lesnar is holding Bas Rutten's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Bas Rutten loses balance and goes to the ground.
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
El Guapo tries to move on the ground and shows Brock Lesnar a crack in his guard which he uses for a big elbow!
Bang! El Guapo's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks his head against the mat! John McCarthy knows he may be calling off the fight soon!
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar wants to finish his opponent on the ground
Lesnar drills Bas Rutten's face with a huge right hand! What an impact!
El Guapo has a small cut in his Nose
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar seems fresh. He may still have a lot of gas in his tank.
Lesnar launches a barrage of elbows over El Guapo's face!
Those elbows may finish the fight soon if El Guapo doesn't fight back!
There is a small laceration on Bas Rutten's Left cheek
Brock Lesnar is in side mount over Bas Rutten
Brock Lesnar moves to better his position on the ground...
Brock Lesnar viciously slams hammer blows to El Guapo's face!
John McCarthy is asking El Guapo to defend himself! John McCarthy jumps in between the fighters and stops the punishment for El Guapo.
El Guapo's Forehead is beginning to swell
Winner is Brock Lesnar by TKO (GnP) at 2:13 Round 2
Statistics: Bas Rutten
Punches 10/17 (59%)
Kicks 1/3 (33%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 259 s
Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 7/15 (47%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 4/6 (67%)
GnP strikes 24/32 (75%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 259 s
Bas had no answer for Brock's takedowns. Other than, let's be honest, Brock is almost certainly on steroids. I mean, why else would one get a giant phallic tattoo on one's chest? The answer is pure, unadulterated roid rage. And we;re not talking about dem hemorrhoid's, which he probably almost certainly also has.
x8 
Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!