The Monastery: Chapter 2

[The Sandmen]

Milkmire, to Jif: Sign an X in blood, like Oliver did? Oliver, pass the gauntlet blade for signing?

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Dec 4, 2018 8:56:54 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Milkmire, to Jif: Sign an X in blood, like Oliver did? Oliver, pass the gauntlet blade for signing?

Oliver, to Milkmire: Jif tossed the fooker at a damn bird. It's right by ya in the sand.

*Oliver rolls his eyes*

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

*Oliver attempts to crawl over to the monster who is only a few feet away and help hold it down.*

The Rocketmen/DM

[Sons of Anarchy]

*Albert attempts to pile on to the monster.*

[The Rocketmen]

Dec 4, 2018 11:10:26 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

*Oliver attempts to crawl over to the monster who is only a few feet away and help hold it down.*

The Rocketmen/DM

DM: Oliver is cursed at by Bixby. "Help us ya damned fool. I fixed yar foot the least you can do is get on this damn monster!"

Oliver obliges and crawls over, like a sea lion, and rolls on top of the corpse-creature. It writhes and is super pissed and such.

Dec 4, 2018 15:39:45 GMT -5 Sons of Anarchy said:

*Albert attempts to pile on to the monster.*

DM: Albert also lays down on the creature.

Milkmire stands in front of a blade and can see the others now piled on the creature. He has a chance to be the hero we all deserve.

[The Sandmen]

Milkmire: That's my property, damnit! Unhand the simpleton! (Milkmire attempts to be the hero we all deserve)

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

*Oliver waits on the beast. For literally anyone to be the hero they all deserve.*

[xx - Team GAP]

bixby: kill the damn monster already

[xx - The King's Poison]

*Tim also attempts to attack the monster with his blade.*

[The Sandmen]

Milkmire: I thought I was attempting to do that! (continues attempting to be the hero we all deserve)

[xx - The King's Poison]

*Tim scowls at Milkmire. He then attempts harder than Milkmire.*

[The Rocketmen]

Dec 4, 2018 22:41:29 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Milkmire: That's my property, damnit! Unhand the simpleton! (Milkmire attempts to be the hero we all deserve)

DM:Milkmire stands valiantly nearby the monster with his fists on his hips, posing and performing his patented thousand mile stare.

Dec 5, 2018 11:55:31 GMT -5 The Texas Rattlesnakes said:

*Oliver waits on the beast. For literally anyone to be the hero they all deserve.*

DM:Milkmire continues to pose. He looks glorious. The sun is starting to set, there's a real aura about him.

Dec 5, 2018 19:15:32 GMT -5 xx - Team GAP said:

Bixby: "kill the damn monster already!"

DM:Milkmire continues to stare. Just statuesque. If one had a chisel and stone, Milkmire's pose is what they would carve.

Dec 5, 2018 19:45:15 GMT -5 xx - The King's Poison said:

*Tim also attempts to attack the monster with his blade.*

DM:Tim: "For fuck sakes, I'll do it!"

Tim struggles to try and bring his gauntlet up to attack the monster, but it continues to wiggle about menacingly, and makes this act difficult.

Dec 5, 2018 19:47:51 GMT -5 The Sandmen said:

Milkmire: I thought I was attempting to do that! (continues attempting to be the hero we all deserve)

DM:Milkmire becomes frustrated and collects the blade from the ground. He leans over the monster and tries to bring the blade up to its neck, but the dead-dastardly-thing won't stop shuffling about.

Milkmire: "Stop trying to live, ya dastardly-bastard!"

Dec 5, 2018 20:12:33 GMT -5 xx - The King's Poison said:

*Tim scowls at Milkmire. He then attempts harder than Milkmire.*

DM:Tim tries harder than Milkmire.

Milkmire furls his brow and tries harder than Tim.

[The Mighty Ducks]

JIF!

[The Texas Rattlesnakes]

Oliver, to Jif: Jump on the fooker and help us out then ya cunt!

[The Sandmen]

Milkmire buggers off onto the beach to get some sun.